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Greentext Stories - Anon is an unhinged dog murderer | /r/Greentext

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: Anonymous >be me >loser neet >forced to take care of retard dog my retard parents bought >they make me walk and feed the thing when they are away >take it out into our garage and kill it >call my mom and tell her the dog ran off leash and ran away >parents suspect me for no reason and say that they are fed up with my s--- even though they have no way of knowing that the dog isnt actually missing >parents seemed consistently enraged at me for past couple days PLEASE WAIT 99 SECONDS FOR BOOBS 216 KB GIF how can i convince them the dog really ran away and it wasnt my fault? i dont want to get kicked out have to get a job pic unrel 4 Replies / 2 Images 06/22/23(Thu)18:25:12 No.73766360 : Anonymous really n---- : Anonymous >>73766360 (OP) # >parents suspect me for no reason And their suspicions are correct, no? Why the f--- would you kill it dude? Also what's so hard about getting a job, it's not that bad 06/22/23(Thu)18:32:27 No.73766413 290 KB PNG View Thread 06/22/23(Thu)18:30:00 No.73766395 >>73766360 (OP) # >killed the dog >"why do they suspect me?" i hope they kill you, not because i'm angry about the dog, but because your a f------ retard

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