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Greentext Stories - Anon is a typical American high school student | /r/Greentext

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GAHD BLESS AMERIGA American HS Student (ID: NABKEXQe) God Bless America! >Be American High School student >Wake up at 4:00am after my long 3 hour sleep >Depression and Anxiety instantly kicks in after my eyes open >go to kitchen to have my healthy breakfast of Sugar-o's and mountain dew >take my 5 different ADHD meds as perscribed by Dr. Goldberg >arrive at school for my 8 hours of standardized test prep >announcement comes on over loudspeaker >"P.E and Recess have both been removed in order to accommodate time for more algebra equations" >I need to use the bathroom halfway through class >can't figure out which of the 12 bathrooms I'm supposed to use... thanks Obama >walk in the one that I think is the boys bathroom >pull my d--- out to piss >get put on sex offender registry for having my d--- out >10 seconds later I'm molested by a 50 year old t----- >t----- is applauded for "their" courage >head back to class >school gets shot up for the 3rd time today >somehow the shooter gets past the gun-free zone signs on the doors >get shot in leg, as our kevlar school uniforms only protect our torso >clap loudly to summon ambulance >ambulance arrives and the driver pulls out a debit card reader >asks me to swipe my debit/credit card >I have no money since I'm a broke high school student >ambulance leaves me behind 10/29/17(Sun)17:14:45 No.147136981 ► >I'm billed $4,000 anyway >school principle suspends me for being shot, as it relates to guns and guns are offensive GAHD BLESS THE UUUUESSSSAAAAA

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