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SNITCH EMILY CHIHUAHUA SNITCH ON VISITORS SELF-AGGRANDIZEMENT SUPERVISOR 1 VENGEANCE SUPERVISORS' BOSS MUSEUM BOARD CHURCH GIRL Has told HR Made up a false rumor on several Whenever she's on shift you hear on the radio all day long "could I get a supervisor? A Six men, four of Literally using this them Republican as a tax break donors, who each make $200k/year Christian girl, wears a cross and sings hymns to herself visitor is bothering me" coworkers for inconsequent ial reasons that me and Country Girl were involved in a sexual relationship and got us both in trouble goes by "they/ them" pronouns In her most spectacular performance, she was talking about how there was a Nazi problem in the workplace and complained every day that the workplace was teeming with white supremacy and making her uncomfortable even though she never produced any evidence of this MAGA Watchman asked her "who is a Nazi?" and she reported him for "Nazi apologism" Trans woman who walks with a crutch HUMAN DIVERSITY PROMOTION UNION REP When she got hired, she Lectured us on Black Reparations in the breakroom and would talk about how the museum wasn't doing enough to show its support for the black community STEAK After a month the museum created a new position, "Diversity and Inclusion Consultant," hired her, and now she makes $41k/year scheduling diversity programs I'm convinced this was a long game on her part Tries to join conversations about IdPol and diversity but always misses the mark in a "fellow kids" way DISABLED TRANS Thinks they're the most popular person at work and inserts self She talks with a high voice and a constant upward inflection and I can't stand to hear her voice into every conversation Does not shave at all and is hairy all over, I am not fond of seeing this Was my supervisors' boss, but quit because of the stress Self-diagnosed Plays oppression with PTSD because of "misgendering" Olympics and tries to "win" every conversation by playing the "as a disabled neurodivergent genderqueer person...." card Micromanager, universally- disliked Got hired three months ago and instantly self- appointed as our union rep 50-YEAR-OLD ZOOMER RULE-HATER JEWISH CONVERT Older woman who works in the downstairs office but keeps her Showed up to work in revealing and inappropriate clothing and would frequently get sent home to change Neurotic Irish girl who converted to Judaism last year hair short and Says violent slurs about white people, particularly white men, and frequently calls me a "mayo skin." Everytime she entered the room, she shattered the vibe Asks everyone three times a week whether they've signed their union cards yet To her credit, actually got us a raise Still got paid for the whole day Quit after two weeks because she refused to comply with the dress code One of these tattoos says "Punch Nazis" How politically zealous do you have to be to get a tattoo like that Quiet guy with RBF 9/10 times the visitor literally just said "hi" Wheezes everywhere they go, clearly struggling to breathe Uses her power to kick people out of the museum liberally Every time someone walks in with Trump merch, he puts in the groupchat "watch out, MAGA coming through" VIOLENT TATTOOS HUMAN FRAGILITY Dyed-hair, pierced girl whose arms are covered with leftist tattoos Deaf in one ear, very poor eyesight, compromised immune system, sensory sensitivity Calls security to follow them Has since made it her entire identity, and in any political conversation she butts in with "as a Jewish woman..." Takes at least 10 bathroom breaks for day and spends 15+ minutes in there each time; frequently misses work for doctors' appointments Hooking up with Metrosexual Flamboyantly-gay Arab guy who worked like three months then quit Severely autistic trans woman, cannot string three coherent sentences together 100% PHOENICI MAGA WATCHMAN THE FAVORITE LIBRARY GIRL MARVEL LOVER SUPERVISOR 2 COUNTRY GIRL TRAD JAPANESE WOMAN My second-best We make friend at work, and I'm co- authoring a 36-year-old mother of two, loves being a mother and promotes Japanese culture each other laugh and comedy book with never run out her of (mostly edgy) jokes She Friendly and kind to everyone, does Despite being one of the most inefficient employees I've ever seen, got promoted last year and now makes twice what I do Was working my job, then got promoted and When he left he made turned rather auth a giant 10-foot banner with his name on it and threw himself a party Still in the groupchat, butts into conversations often although he hasn't worked here since September Very tall (6'6") Californian who really should be a supervisor but he's dating Quiet, bookish Californian Library Girl so he can't get promoted girl who I've never really spoken to Nevertheless he's the supervisors' favorite and always gets assigned the easiest tasks Spends most of his workday carrying around a cup of coffee and looking busy CONCEITED FASHIONISTA You can tell she puts at least 45 minutes of effort into her outfit and makeup every morning Fishes for compliments at work I follow her on instagram and her whole profile is selfies with lots of cleavage Open misandrist, constantly makes "jokes" such as "I f------ hate men" and "my job is to make men as miserable as possible" Did way too many hallucinogens as a teenager and has been left with permanent brain damage, mostly involving sight Constantly on- edge and jumpy, does not tolerate conversation about drugs because it brings back traumatic memories Dating The Favorite, everyone thinks they're the cutest couple ever and "ships" them Got fired for no- showing too much; I'm bummed because he was one of my best friends at work Oldest guy Like 6'4" and working my huge, but has a job, in his heart of gold mid-40s Shares pictures of his dog in the groupchat Rather friendly and can talk about anything Very uptight, neurotic girl who has worked here longer than any of us I think he has a crush on me but I can't confirm Won't talk to me because I'm best friends with Galaxy Man, who she hooked up with Gay Reddit/ Marvel lover Obviously displeased about it Speaks to me often because I'm the only other Russian speaker and I take genuine interest in her homeland Very friendly guy and was one of my closest friends at work before he quit GENTLE GIANT QUIET TRANS DEPARTED FRIEND I'm pretty sure the only straight white male who has ever worked here Was my best friend at work for a year before he quit in February Definitely has a crush on me, called me sexy over DM afterward Trans Christian woman who doesn't make her sexuality her identity and doesn't even mention it When people try to compel her to talk about it, she shrugs it off and says "it doesn't define who I am" So based Was briefly in the Army and has an infatuation with military tech Genuinely chill fellow if he can hear what you're saying Perpetually stressed out because of the constant workplace drama and turnover that lands on his desk Manages 45 people and is at the absolute end of his rope I don't know why and I don't want to ask Bought shrooms off me once A complete automaton: thanklessly commutes 1.5 hours each way to work, does his work silently and without making any trouble APHASIA THEATER GUY DEAF MUSICIAN METROSEXUAL JOKESTER HISTORY GIRL Flamboyantly-gay guy who does clown and theater work on the side Percussionist who played too many concerts without earplugs and has now lost most of his hearing Attractive, chill guy who wears nail polish and alt clothes Always has a fun quip and is cool with discussing anything but prefers libertarian politics A Never slacks off, never calls in sick, never complains We could talk about anything, I miss him so much Hooking up with Human Fragility At least once a week they throw themselves luncheons, they eat lobster and s--- and at least a third of it ends up on the trash ERRATIC RACIST BRENDAN FRASIER SEVERE AUTISM CRIMINAL RECORD RUSSIAN REFUGEE SPACED-OUT GALAXY MAN EGYPTIAN GIRL FLIGHT RISK Fled Russia with her Despises most of Had some prison tattoos which the Morbidly-obese trans woman who hasn't really transitioned yet so it's just a guy with makeup and a dress Chill guy with a few arrests under his belt wife at the beginning of the war and now works here Dresses basic, lots of perfume, the art and half his business major, in a sorority Friendly guy who knows a lot about film and literature, but is perpetually-vacant My current best friend at work, a chill philosophy major who has infinite metaphysical conversation with me girls thought were hot, hooked up with a couple colleagues and doesn't outright say it but makes it pretty obvious Served as a tripsitter for Psychonautics XIV, I got very earthy vibes from him affectionately calls me "k---" ADMISSIONS BRO Guy who works in another department who always smiles at me when we pass (XI We spoke at Hunch once and how we're bros, that's how male friendship works Whenever a conversation gets too intense he defuses it skillfully The other employees make fun of her and call her "Y'all Qaeda" but I'm silently rooting for her Quit because she thought everyone else was weird *A*555 I don't blame her not discuss politics but I suspect she's conservative PLAYER Tall, attractive guy who hooked up with four girls at work then quit It was later revealed that he had started working here to "get with the loose art hoes" Colleague who loves history and discussed it with me frequently Quit to work as a Civil War reenactor, I miss her Frequently leaves to go on some crazy trip abroad then expects people to want to talk to him about it when he gets back Talks about quitting all the time but doesn't f------ do it although his olleagues clear want him to

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