My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Image #255,845

Dear princess celestia.
Today i learned that some bronies have a vary wierd sense for what count as a good comic plot,
and whan i say wierd i mean wierd, that is to say complitly locco.
youres truly ender 1200.

Dear Spike,
You're librarian knows how to either apply the information read from a book immediately or she's just that good. Also, should you need to talk about what you can't unsee, please visit the proper wizards for memory modify charms as to unremember it all…
Sincerely,

PS: Burn this letter before you burn your memory.