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Anonymous Depraved New World 03/12/23(Sun)09:55:24 No.895762297 President Biden @POTUS United States government official Republican officials have introduced a record number of anti-LGBTQI+ bills in statehouses across the nation. Bills that would rip transgender children from their parents or 2D5A2658-6207-4931-B848-E55D595C3690.jpg 194 KB JPG >15 years ago: lets adult gays buy cake >now: let people mess with children's genitals and hormones I thought you all promised that even at the very worst, kids would not be part of this s--- and now the 100 years old mentally deficient most powerful man if twisttering about "transgender" CHILDREN W-- turn did this simulation take in these 15 years /b/ros?

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous 11/30/22(Wed)06:41:52 No.71194706 >Be born with anxiety and depression >Throughout highschool told by parents and therapist not to care what others think >COVID hits my freshman year, due to isolation start not caring what others think >Immediately lose most of my friends because of 306 KB PNG this >Throughout Junior and Senior year I had 1 friend, I was sociable but no one was a friend, just good acquaintances What the f---??? Those assholes lied to me

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: Anonymous is it true 03/12/23(Sun)17:51:59 No.30020742 if a guy c--- in you, does ur body really absorb the dna and make you more attracted to him? thats kinda f----- up desu... if i get a bf i dont want to get mind controlled by his c-- into becoming his wife. that would hot i mean hot i mean weird. 132 KB JPG : Anonymous >>30020742 (OP) # >does ur body really absorb the dna and make you more attracted to him? it's natures attempt at std prevention >>30020778 # 03/12/23(Sun)17:55:59 No.30020770 : Anonymous 36 KB JPG 03/12/23(Sun)17:57:33 No.30020778 >>30020742 (OP) # >>30020770 # >>30020789 # >>30020800 # >>30020824 # >>30020870 # : Anonymous >>30020824 # If this is a real thing can I just r--- girls and then they'll like me and forgive me afterwards? 03/12/23(Sun)17:59:21 No.30020789 >>30020778 # yes. in the past it used to be called marriage

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O Anonymous 03/11/23(Sat)21:20:21 No.30011320 >Be a failed artist >Do a fundraiser on an animation and spend more time with it than with animation >Call yourself a LGBT ally while making every gay character a manslut that only wants sex >Gain a p--- addicted dumbass horny fanbase that will buy everything Helluva boss is the worst show ever

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64 KB JPG >year 2020 >trump is re-elected >immediately declares war on Vietnam >Vietnam war 2.0 >thousands of GenZ kids are drafted into the military A few months later... >be rice farmer in Vietnam >start hearing Lil Yaughty playing in the distance to the sounds of rotary engines >helicopters start flying over me >Gucci gang starts blasting from the helicopter speakers >whole f----- area around me gets napalmed >choppers drop off enemy troops >get smoked by a 17 year old with a pickle Rick sticker on the side of his helmet >he does the Fortnite dance over my body then yeets me into a bush

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Anonymous CO 765 KB PNG 09/22/18(Sat)21:16:31 No.48287 >7 year old cousin is over >She wants to play the PS4 in my room >Mom tells me to "keep the door open" What the f--- did she mean by this?

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: Anonymous 58 KB JPG 02/26/23(Sun)22:41:23 No.72374350 >bang virgin girl >dead fish in bed >has to do an hour of foreplay so it doesnt hurt her Yea Id much rather be with an experienced girl tbqh originally

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American (ID: TJ2H1bFN) How do I get a girlfriend 03/10/23(Fri) 19:01:32 No.419225752 dreamstime. B878F776-5C6B-4AE9-BFC8-67F8E69B676E.jpg 69 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: n453ZzFh ) [ 03/10/23(Fri)19:16:08 No.419227109 Be brown and find your local liberal white girl and ask her out. She won't refuse because she won't want to he labelled as a racist, plus she will want to use you as an accessory to get extra woke points with her liberal friends and upset their emotionally distant dad. It worked for me.

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File: LolSkincolor.png (748 KB, 637x658) LSD Experience Thread Anonymous (ID: ihdpZKMB) 08/4/20(Tue)15:00:22 No.111234356 ► >Be me, chimp >tfw 3'4 beta chimplet >Born and raised in zoo enclosure >One day finished daily task of hitting tire swing with stick and smearing it with feces >Perform this ritual every day so the Gods may reward our offering with chimp snax. >See my lifetime crush Chimpette swinging over on a vine >autism.exe >have to say something >"H-how's it h-hanging?" >she giggles "you're so cute Chimpanon." >Suddenly out of nowhere Chimpad comes and immediately starts f------ the s--- out Chimpette right in front of me >mfw she's enjoying it >"When you're the alpha chimp they let you do it." >He beats the s--- out of me afterwards to assert dominance >No place in chimpciety: can't escape because zoo enclosure is the only reference point I have, and therefore can't conceive of anything else, can't get qt Chimpettes cuz Chimpad's biological dominance, stuck with dead end job smearing feces on the tire swing. >Fall into deep chimpression. >Start questioning reality because no other option, thinking it's rigged against me. >See the hairless Gods atop their terrace, pointing at me, but can't understand what they are saying. >Keep listening and watching and eventually learn some of their symbols and words >Other chimps watching >Humans are screaming >Interpret what they are saying and realize all my chimp life I've been imprisoned, and the Gods are not gods, nothing but hairless chimps. >Tell all the other chimps >They don't believe me, so Chimpad stomps on my head >"Lmao bro you're crazy man." >Stuck in between the chimps and (((they))), but completely alone >Go insane >Chimpout >Break s---, throw s---, and attack the zookeeper. when he comes in to "feed" us >Insane chimp strength lets me rip off his face >Get shot >Die >Other chimps don't really care because already excluded from hierarchy >Everything goes back to normal

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File: HUH.png (672 KB, 678x540) >there's one almost 9 miles away >we all pile in the car and go there >"hi do you have blue moon" >"no" >"we've got a partial-" >"yes" >friend purchases it immediately >other customers just staring at us >we leave >look at the ingredient label on the box >"blue moon flavor" >mfw >lady at the desk waits a couple seconds while we all just stand there >"I'll go check in the back" >a few minutes later O blue moon Anonymous 03/11/23(Sat)20:52:05 No.895736825 [Reply] ▶ >chatting with some friends >they mention "blue moon" ice cream >never heard of it >ask what's in it Wait, what? >nobody knows >google it >nobody knows >find an article blue moon? >they're desperately trying to find out what's in it >nobody knows >someone asks "are there any ice cream shops nearby" >> Anonymous 03/11/23(Sat)20:57:42 No.895737127 File: file.png (283 KB, 490x366) Dude...

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Dr Disrespect @DrDisrespect - 20h Imagine trying to 'extract' with an item you discovered worth $100,000 on the chain. Think about entertainment value as a viewer let alone player. A new pvp experience is upon us... 2,541 2,090 Dr Disrespect @DrDisrespect 633 Retweets 252 Quote Tweets 15K The concept of digital collectibles in an online game is so exciting to me. Especially an extraction type of game. (Sat) People saying scam and 'ugh' are just brain dead headline followers. Same people that spend a ton on skins for an annual release game. Same skins everyone has too. 12:43 PM Mar 5, 2023 1.2M Views 7,052 Likes 5.1M Fqj3En2WIAACKPs.jpg 153 KB JPG : Anonymous didn't read lol >play Dr Disrespect's magnum opus >randomly stumble upon one of the rarest finds in the game... a one of a kind pristine pure diamond bust of a unique Bored Ape NFT... that item is worth 250 thousand dollars in game, and its now in my hands... >250k grand... literally a lifechanger. I've never even DREAMED of getting this much money, just from playing a videogame! Truly amazing! >this really could be a lifechanger... maybe finally I can go for that dream vacation with my family... or maybe I'll invest and multiply that sum? Finally things are looking up... thank you for bringing such opportunities to gaming, Dr Disrespect! >>630496551 # >>630498463 # 1812 >almost there... just need to get out and l- >*suddenly get one shot through a thick concrete wall* >enter Xxx_ChangChinagamerHD_xxX, his discount sweatshop microphone barely able to output anything more than noise >NICE GOIN AMERIKAN F---- NUB I R--- YOUR MUTHA >000 WAS DIS BORE APE NFT WOOOOT TO FIFTI TAUSEND AMERIKAN DOLLA WOOOW HAHA TENKS AMERIKAN I R--- UR MOTHA I R--- UR SISTAH >SEE YU AMERIKAN 9/11 GOOD TIME 03/11/23(Sat) 14:32:41 No.630491914

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Anonymous Depraved New World 03/12/23(Sun)09:55:24 No.895762297 President Biden @POTUS United States government official Republican officials have introduced a record number of anti-LGBTQI+ bills in statehouses across the nation. Bills that would rip transgender children from their parents or 2D5A2658-6207-4931-B848-E55D595C3690.jpg 194 KB JPG >15 years ago: lets adult gays buy cake >now: let people mess with children's genitals and hormones I thought you all promised that even at the very worst, kids would not be part of this s--- and now the 100 years old mentally deficient most powerful man if twisttering about "transgender" CHILDREN W-- turn did this simulation take in these 15 years /b/ros?

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