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File: Fn2hsweX0AAO16F.jpg (90 KB, 828x810) Colorado baker once sued over gay couple's wedding cake now in court over refusing to make birthday cake for transgender woman via Nexstar Media Wire and The Associated Press Anonymous 02/13/23(Mon)15:06:42 No.627577661 >>627577759 >>627577770 >>627577786 >>627577798 >>627577879 >game has a kino sequel >> Anonymous 02/13/23(Mon)15:08:35 No.627577759 ► >>627577661 (OP) You'd think Colorado would be safe from this retarded s--- but no Anonymous 02/13/23(Mon)15:08:54 No.627577770 ► >>627577661 (OP). >heh it's a private business chud they can do what they please >NOOOO BAKE THE CAKE FOR ME america is a failed state

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous shall i try to seduce her 01/14/23(Sat)22:46:00 No.71820566 >be me >physics teacher at an institution >pay is comfy >students like me >living my best life >we arranged extra classes for weak students >3 girls, and 2 boys they all had bad results in previous tests >cause small number of students, decided to not use the board >sat beside the boys, started explaining the children >one girl was looking at my face so eagerly >while i was writing in the notebook, saw her hand was in her lap and she was rubbing it, like she was so nervous >this kinda turned me on shall i try to seduce her, she is 15/16 488 KB PNG

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Anon wants to know if girls shit. | /r/Greentext

When I was a young kid, I used to believe that girls genuinely did not poop. I used to think that probably because I only had brothers and no sisters and I thought girls were too ladylike to do something that filthy. I know better now. 38 KB JPG When I got to high school, where there was girls galore to talk to. I would sometimes ask the question, "do girls poop?" to girls. Here are some responses that I have got from asking this: >Nalee: "Yes, everybody poops." >Josselin: "Of course girls poop, if we didn't poop, we would all explode!" >Nevaeh: "Yeah, we poop. Hehehehe!" >Brie: "Well yeah, you gotta get that out somehow." >Ellie: "I had diarrhea last week." and then "Yes, all humans defecate." >Kennedy: "Yes, it's true."

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anon is downbad | /r/Greentext

THE THE F----- up and now I'm sleeping on the couch >gf is on her period >damn.jpg >horny af >can't f--- on her period, it's just kinda f----- gross >can't do a--- cause been blocked up for a few days >usually get b------- >haven't gotten one in like a week >ask her for one and she says "no anon I'm tired" >"pls :(" "F---, no anon go to sleep" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. + 3 replies omitted. Click here to view.

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anon has questionable comrades | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/13/23(Mon)18:14:21 No.894288201 [Rep >be me >have best friend for years >friend gets a job in scam insurance company >tells me he needs interviews and I don't need to buy anything >say yes >get done with interview >tell friend a week later I don't want it >he says I need to trust him and holds out his hand to shake >I say no >he gets mad >I make up a promise to get him to f--- off >told him today no again >he calls me and says I'm less of a man for going back on my word Am I the wrong one here /b/? He was pressuring me to pay 2k a month

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Anon copes after losing at Jenga | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Why are American Jenga Players (...) 546 KB JPG No.72039981 > "YoU tOucHEd ThAt BIOCK So you HavE to PuLl tHat OnE Out" 01/31/23(Tue)10:22:42 Go f--- yourself, that's not how the f------ game is played, you dumb, the f---, a------. Quoted from the official Jenga rules: > "Players may tap a block to find a loose one. Any blocks moved but not played should be replaced, unless doing so would make the tower fall. " You've never even f------ read the rules have you, you s------- idiot. What, is the game over in 3 seconds, if you just so happen to touch a load bearing block first?F------ NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate f---.

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an eye for an eye, a ball for a ball | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)06:49:26 >back in highschool, had a bully who used to torment me by kicking me in the testicles No.64435743 322 KB PNG >years later, go to the doctor for some constant lethargy Long story short >there's a massive amount of scar tissue in my testicles, and it's very likely that I'm infertile >also will likely have hormonal issues the rest of my life I don't really know why I'm posting this, but I'm genuinely considering killing the person who did this to me. What really do I have to lose?

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anon could lose something on valentine's | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/14/23(Tue)01:31:59 No.72213379 293vpw.png 467 KB PNG >friend adamant on hanging out with me on valentine's day what did she mean by this? : Anonymous >>72213379 (OP) # >friend kill yourself you p------------ 02/14/23(Tue)01:38:11 No.72213436 : Anonymous kidney, she wants your kidney, anon 02/14/23(Tue)01:41:41 No.72213471

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Anon is cured of inceldom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/13/23 (Mon)02:21:04 No.72207626 [1] [Reply] >>72209362 >>72207951 >>72208612 >>72208614 >>72210775 I met a dude off grindr and took his c--- for like 3 hours straight. I think he f----- the incel and misogyny out of me unironically, I feel none of the hate or bitterness I usually do. -21 posts and 6 image replies shown. Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous 02/13/23 (Mon)03:02:29 No.72207904 >>72210286 >>72210618 >>72207924 >>72207949 >>72208004 >>72208061 >>72208186 >>72208612 >>72207647 I'm not good at greentexting Anon >matched with a guy V >hes kind of normie tier but otherwise attractive and only a bit older than me >we agreed to do it in a hotel >it was extremely awkward when we got to the room >we sat on the bed and had drinks pretty much for like half an hour >alcohol makes my head feel fuzzy and nice and i get less inhibited >start getting really touchy with him, rubbing against him etc >he reciprocates >we go from mind numbing smalltalk to desperate groping in literal seconds >i end up with my head between his legs >heart nearly exploded when i got his c--- out, ive always wanted to have a fat d--- in my face desu >blew him for a while, at some point he starts just ramming my head down and using me like an onahole >i came just from rubbing against my underwear during this and kind of got post nut regret, he just kept r----- my face though and im too much of a pushover to make him stop now >he just c--- inside, doesnt even have the courtesy to ask if its okay >the consistency and salty taste are super nasty but i gulp it all down because i dont want to offend him >awkward post nut conversation, we drink more >we both agree that we've had enough for tonight, while im getting cleaned up he walks into the bathroom >starts dry humping me like a horny dog from behind, i instantly get crazy horny again >he just grabs me by the arm and leads me onto the bed >i dont have an ounce of resistance at this point, extremely drunk at this point too >i just lay on my back and open my legs like a good boy >he makes me slobber on his c--- first >mounts me >i try to relax but im literally about to lose my virginity to a man, by taking it up the ass no less >he pushes it in eventually >it feels extremely violating and a bit uncomfortable but also really good >i get used to his c--- and it starts feeling amazing >repeat "im not gay" in my head like a mantra to soothe myself >rest of the night is me being a brainless drunk f------ for him

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Anon doesn't like heliocentrism | /r/Greentext

Heliocentrism >be me >be a stupid noob >be 10 yo Geocentrism >be in public school >get taught the galileo fairy tale about the evil church suppressing the herioic genius scientist >be angry at church for being evil >become atheist as revenge >anti-authoritarian as f >academic performance falters >be a total badass, no rules, eventually start dealing drugs in high school, using high iq alone to evade the law >steal a maserati just for the f--- of it one day, drive it around until its almost out of gas >barely graduate high school >still manage to get into college on strength of SAT/ ACT performance >college is legitimately intellectually challenging/ stimulating, get 4.0 back for the first time since early elementary school >study physics >learn aspects of the galileo tale in greater detail >realize its all just coordinate swaps >read galileo trial documents >galileo's argument: heliocentrism is real because i'm not good enough at math to understand coordinate system swaps >pontif's argument: geo and helicentrism is the same s---, its just coordinate swaps bro, teach both versions if you like, teach lunarcentrism too if you want, but don't attempt to discredit the bible with an ignorant, singleminded focus on heliocentrism >pontif (also serving as judge and jury): i win, galileo is permab& because he is too retarded to be allowed in pubic >realize i'd been duped into a life of crime by intentionally misleading public school lies why did they do this to me? 11m (2/13 10:11) · 15199246 We should go back to epicycles, its got so much more panache than gravitational models of the solar system. OP picrel right just looks better than left

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Anon tries to manscape | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Story time 17 KB JPG 02/13/23 (Mon)10:59:35 No.894302482 >Be me, 12 year old anon >Be in my mum's bathroom >See her hairstraightener >Look down at my curly pubes >Idea.png >Plug in hairstraightener >Wait for it to heat up >Attempt to straighten my pubes >Accidentally touch groin with the straightener >Holyfuckthishurts.wav >Still remember it to this day >Pic related

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Anon has a conversation with God | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/13/23(Mon)09:29:59 No.72210267 2009090 download.jpg 485 KB JPG >DON'T FAP TO THIS FEMBOY I GAVE THE GENETICS TO BE OVERTLY FEMININE AND SEXUALLY APPEALING OR ELSE YOU'RE GOING TO HELL. OKAY? : Anonymous >>72210267 (OP) # Ok god I won't do it, I promise you 02/13/23 (Mon) 09:31:07 No.72210281

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Anon predicts an aviation disaster | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: YbG90Y1u)= NOW THIS NowThis News 11 hours ago 02/11/23(Sat) 08:11:25 No.415718887 For the first time, the group of pilots performing the Super Bowl's pregame flyover will all be women. This year's flyover is designed to honor 50 years of women flying in the U.S. Navy. Read more: https://go.nowth.is/3XOZOWV 3.9K All-woman crew to perform flyover at Super Bowl for first time ever Subscribe 167609878438112054.jpg 562 KB JPG Predict the death toll LIVIS NOW THIS Icon Sports Wire via Getty Images 1.3K

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File: Fn2hsweX0AAO16F.jpg (90 KB, 828x810) Colorado baker once sued over gay couple's wedding cake now in court over refusing to make birthday cake for transgender woman via Nexstar Media Wire and The Associated Press Anonymous 02/13/23(Mon)15:06:42 No.627577661 >>627577759 >>627577770 >>627577786 >>627577798 >>627577879 >game has a kino sequel >> Anonymous 02/13/23(Mon)15:08:35 No.627577759 ► >>627577661 (OP) You'd think Colorado would be safe from this retarded s--- but no Anonymous 02/13/23(Mon)15:08:54 No.627577770 ► >>627577661 (OP). >heh it's a private business chud they can do what they please >NOOOO BAKE THE CAKE FOR ME america is a failed state

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