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The virgin Googler VS willingly interrupts gaming for several minutes has to skim through clickbait articles and inaccurate wikis written by robots gets unwanted spoilers all the time MM- M FARS "idol of pissfart location walkthrough" googles with his top-of-the-line expensive laptop afraid of "flooding" and bothering the 5 people who care THE CHAD REDDIT ASKER Writes a question post in 10s, resumes gaming experience immediately Loves interacting with his fellow man, replies to each and every comment "any tips?" OUCH! Gets 2k upvotes for no reason, keeps the sub alive just by existing Gets exactly the info he needs and the one he didn't ask for Uses his s----- 2008 smartphone Spoilers are instantly pulverized by mods before they reach his eyes

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The virgin googler vs the Chad Reddit Asker


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Uploaded Feb 13, 2023 at 07:09PM EST

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Virgin vs. Chad

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