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14 KB JPG >someone posts their overweight cat/dog on the internet >dozens of people crawl out of the woodwork to scold them for abusing their animal by letting it be fat >someone posts their overweight child on the internet >nobody says anything even though it is several orders of magnitude worse than letting a f------ cat be fat >if I say anything I get banned from wherever and people act like I am evil Why?

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Anonymous 134 KB JPG 11/22/24(Fri)00:56:49 No.695254250 >character has a gas mask Yup, that's a 10/10 design

Anonymous | 67852442 174.6 KB PNG 5 min. ago ●●● >Go to hospital to discuss septum surgery with my mom and gp >Doctor asks if I have any allergies >No >Mom chimes in >Of course you have allergies anon, why else are there so many tissues in your room >Mom remains clueless He f------ laughed he knew

Anonymous 145 KB PNG >be me 11/23/24(Sat) 08:24:24 No.927754455 >Check up on the reddit normies from time to time >"My 85 year old grandfather can't figure out how to use his oven - LOL PAINT CHIPS" >"A man hit on me at the gym so I s--- myself and barked at him and shaved my eyebrows in self defense" >I've gotten my Harris sign stolen and given death threats 15+ times but there's no video" >" Why are republicans so obsessed with trans?" Trans flag pfp > Every comment that has any kind of criticism has 3,000 qualifying statements so they don't get harassed " I'm a gigantic f----- and sucked 30 d---- in 41 minutes, but I don't think blah blah blah" Are these real f------ people?

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Anonymous 01/26/23(Thu)01:03:58 No.893290583 >Everyday i steal handfuls and handfuls of free ketchup packets from my local chickfila >I only really use 2 or 3 but i have my pockets still stuffed when i leave >it feels good to get things for free >I dont ever do laundry, i just leave my clothes on the floor until they stop stinking, or the sweat and grime dries up and i can wear it again > I just step ontop of and over the clothes because they all cover my bedroom floor. I haven't seen my carpet in months. 43 KB JPG >I've been noticing that my Jeans and sweatshirts filled with ketchup packets explode with ketchup when i step on them >This is getting really annoying, but i usually just let the ketchup spray sit there until it dries up too >a huge stream of ketchup exploded from one pants pocket on to my pile of mostly clean clothes and this p----- me off Any other anons having this problem? I really need advice

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08/13/21(Fri)02:50:44 No.64954465 >work at small local restaurant as a waiter >get fired because the manager is a bitch and was upset at me not selling ebough desserts >make a few fake google accounts posing as old people and over the course of a week i leave 3 star reviews saying s--- like "what happened to the nice waiter?" >convince a few friends to do the same : Anonymous 37 KB JPG >review bomb the resturant and it goes from 4.5 stars to 3.5 in no time >mfw at the end of the month i get called by the manager saying she wants me back >over the next month i slowly change all the reviews from 3 stars to 5 >get a raise >mfw

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File: black.jpg (43 KB, 550x550) O Anonymous 01/25/23(Wed)17:12:08 No.71965477 ► >>71965498 >extremely drunk girl at a bar asks me if I want to have sex >tell her no I can't tell if I'm becoming more of a virgin than I already am or if I'm actually turning into a decent person Anonymous 01/25/23(Wed)17:13:44 No.71965498 ► >> Anonymous 01/25/23(Wed)17:15:47 No.71965514 ►

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Anonymous My experience with a girl mors 31 KB PNG >Try to have sex >Condom breaks 1 Reply 01/26/23(Thu)00:21:03 No.893289077 >Girl gets out of bad relationship >Girl meets Me, a virgin >I treat the Girl good >Perfect pairing >Isn't ready to date again >With each other 24/7 >Meet each other's families >Wait a bit >Try to have sex again >Friend cockblocks us >Wait a bit >Try to have sex again...again >40 minutes of foreplay, lose boner >Girl says she lost her sex drive >Decides to ditch me for black basketball captain >gets mad when confronted >we stop being friends >MFW the white slightly chubby chick gets with the buff black basketball player >MFW BLACKED.com : Anonymous View Thread 01/26/23(Thu)00:24:18 No.893289178 Add me in the Reddit screenshot

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Anonymous 162 KB JPG 01/25/23(Wed)23:38:11 No.893295043 >make card game manga >strongest card is white with blue eyes >often fights other card who is dark with magic tricks. >the dark magic user is much weaker than the white blue eyed card what did takahashi mean by this

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: Anonymous (ID: jwPzpsP8) abstract.jpg 48 KB JPG >>285919533 # looks like a rare abstract merchant 10/30/20(Fri)22:57:23 No.285920561 >>285922222 # >>285923001 # >>285923120 # >>285926883 # >>285935496 # Anonymous (ID: Wm8wqK81) 10/30/20(Fri)23:13:26 No.285923120 : Anonymous (ID: 9M+zTj0 >>285919754 # S--- I'm drunk >>285920 Anonymous (ID: 0h6Dmv >>285920561 # >they drag anon off to the asylum after one of his mental episodes >they found him screaming "THERES JEWS IN THE BREAD" at the top of his lungs

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: Anonymous 346 KB PNG 08/01/22(Mon)09:27:21 No.69636661 >be in normie group vc >tell them id f--- my daughter if i had one and she was like 19 >they call me disgusting >i try to reason with them and discuss this rationally >all they keep saying is its bad because its i----- >basically a "its bad because its bad" non answer why do i even try

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File: Thicc Austria.png (30 KB, 250x250) Native australians explain me this Anonymous >you have an entire continent only for you >white colonization only begins in XIX century >you have 35,000 years do develop an entire ethno-civilization in peace >when white bois discovered you, you still living like in Stone Age How? I mean, HOW?!

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: Anonymous 311 KB PNG 01/25/23(Wed)10:56:26 No.893253997 If women aren't evil then why do they fly around me and suck my blood and give me diseases?? Checkmate liberals 01/25/23(Wed)10:59:09 No.893254100 : Anonymous >>893253997 (OP) # anon is a vampire sex slave

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Anonymous 02/18/16(Thu)18:02:39 No.26585764 File: pepe.jpg (32 KB, 563x542) >In walmart >bored as f--- waiting on mom >go off by myself >go to toy aisle >some 6-7 year old kid being a f----- >tries to throw some foam dart thing at me >i initially laugh it off and walk away >he does it again >tell him to stop it very sternly >he picks up a plastic sword and starts hitting my legs with it >check to see nobody else around >check for cameras, can't see any >kick him full force in the crotch, as hard as i can >he drops the floor and starts bawwing his eyes out >hastily make my escape >go around the corner >see his roastie mom go to comfort him >26586317 >> >quickly walk outside >sit in the car until my mom gets out >"oh did you get bored anon?" >mfw little f--- never saw that coming this was about 4 years ago

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: Anonymous 01/25/23(Wed)21:04:58 No.71968220 >steal condoms from older bro so I can f--- my boyfriend >my boyfriend is too big to fit them >read the little packet >snug fit I didnt need to know this. 4 KB JPG

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14 KB JPG >someone posts their overweight cat/dog on the internet >dozens of people crawl out of the woodwork to scold them for abusing their animal by letting it be fat >someone posts their overweight child on the internet >nobody says anything even though it is several orders of magnitude worse than letting a f------ cat be fat >if I say anything I get banned from wherever and people act like I am evil Why?

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