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HE DIS 12 The Staff Ever since the Staffers took the staff room it's rare to see a staff outside of the badlands. No one knows why CCTV Was supposed to be "a true leninist state" got couped and now is a surveillance state. They do have freedom of religion though. Sells intelligence to other.civilizations due to having access to Ikea CCTV for 50 miles The Farmers Some guy brought a bunch of ducks and chicken in with him for God knows what reason, and a cow also meandered in. They mainly sell poultry and used to sell milk, but due to the cows age it's only cheese now Agrarian Socialists The Gardeners hate them because they won't sell their birds unless theyve been butchered The Staffers They live in the staff room, and don't have to worry about the Ikea staff due to the staff room lights never turning off. They have electricity and inter- dimensional wifi A group that cooperates with several groups from different realities to get Ikea survivors back home. Heavily armed due to constantly having to fight off apocalyptic universes The Canal Due to their advantageous position, they don't even have to produce anything, they just tarriff the trade routes. Tariffs are pretty lenient, and due to them assisting stagnating economies of other civilizations everyone is chill. One of the happiest IKEA civilizations, libertarian socialists Gardeners Scavenged for the few plants there were in the gardening section and the restaurants. They grow potatoes, tomatoes, spinach, and basil. They live in a anarcho-syndaclist system, but are wary to outsiders Chinese state officials and their body guards visited an Ikea. Now they rule over a small portion of a utility section. Winnie the Pooh is everywhere The Last Taskforce A detachment of Nu-7 who's reality suffered an XK class end of the word scenario. Their SCP foundation fled to other realities and anomalies. They're just trying to regain contact. They mainly serve as peacekeepers in the region, while sharing resources amongst themselves Surfaces NS Main contributor to THE WALL. All their living spaces are constructed out of marble and bricks. They also don't have to trade for food due to having plenty of fruit. They spend half their day working and the other half doing leisure Living They deconstruct the infinite sofas and bed side tables to construct apartments. They have a deal with bathrooms so that they can get plumbing access. One of the most developed nations. Has a really weird greaser culture Bathrooms Originally a group of radical feminists, due to the massive increase of population in their area they had to let all genders and sexualities in Politics still mainly women. Economy purely relies on manufacturing and hygiene products "have you heard the tale of Aelthwyn?" Rafter Federation While technically being the biggest rafter civilization, it's very loose system make it basically separate communes tied together by an EU-Style system. They really like the color pink Usually hyper-authoritarian systems like this don't work because you can just, leave, but for some reason the people here aren't, no one knows why Supreme Republic Of Auxillary (SOSSE Basically authoritarian socialism but with monarch instead of a dictator, right now the monarch is pretty benevolent, the people are happy Realm Of The Offices UN Republic Of Llandegfan Unfathomably based Only speaks a Brythonic language, known to kill people who speak English in their country One of the only representative democracies that work on a large scale. Population exceeds 1000 and they constantly vote in a social democratic type party. United Civilizations Forum Basically the UN but actually useful, they help spread resources to nations in need, they also operate THE WALL, most of the rafter nations refuse to take part The Hillbillies Don't really use firearms, they worship a religion that is basically Amish minus the christian part. They're willing to trade so no one really bothers them Made of concrete countertops. Disassembled and reconstructed every day to avoid having staff stuck in the wall. THE WALL Has the strongest warriors and soldiers of each nation Christchurch + + Stole the name of a British city, just wants to worship in peace New America A place for American survivors to feel like they're back home, has a political system almost identical to America but they have 4 senators and 18 representatives The Beam Dirty Neoliberals Appliances Free-market Technocrats. Slightly transhumanist, but due to the lack of resources and the major technological differences of different realities it's kept to a minimum The Badlands No one is quite sure what the badlands are. Maybe it's like the space between galaxies and there's another safe zone millions of miles away. Maybe it's like the observable universe and it is constantly expanding. And maybe it's just the end, where once you go past a certain point you just fade out of existence. Maybe this Ikea isn't so infinite The Fourth Reich Some incels that think they're "the superior race" frequently beat up by New Zion, Greater Britain, The Last Taskforce, and The Staffers Sparrenstadt Originally colonized by 3 German and 1 Norwegian engineering student after they tried to get furniture from Ikea for a project A civilization that lives in the roof of the Ikea, the biggest of the rafter civilizations, it speaks German and Norwegian. Oligarchical rule, but corruption is sparse Greater Britain About 1500 British survivors from an apocalypse reality. Led by the 17-Year-Old King George VII. Has the house of commons, ready to hop off into the next reality that will take them Out Haven Occasionally you'll see disfigured and transformed people from XK class scenarios come in, usually not even appliances will take them in. So they live here, one of the few civilizations with a currency, but it's electronic so you have to get a specialized device to use it Ikea Bistro With ingredients from the gardeners they sell home- cooked food for weapons and medical equipment. They also offer complimentary showers to customers Once wiped out a 200 person civilization for raiding the gardeners Corporate Office Used to be really authright, but has since progressed to a pink capitalism The Domain An absolute monarchy that borders THE WALL, pouring resources into expanding it so they can colonize like it's the 18th century The Court Like the gardeners but authright, feudalism go brrrr New Zion A country that mainly practices Judaism. A running joke is that they got kicked out of Palestine so moved to ikea (Sorry Jewish people I couldnt find a Jewish priest without a huge nose on wojakparadise) Garage Classical liberal society based off the estonian government. Everyone here is pretty happy, but supplies are sparse... Just like Estonia Bedroom A minarchist society that's basically a giant hotel for an economy Ancapistan The problem with Anarcho capitalism is that it has to be the only option. Everyone refuses to trade with it due to there being much better investments. Luckily they have food and furniture, so they can go be free markets and not bother anyone else

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