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TIBERIUS (14-37) Was extremely paranoid, went on a reign of terror and had many opponents and innocents alike murdered Y DIOCLETIAN (284-305) HATED Christians, burnt down thousands of churches and had many people killed SPOR Strong administrator, but micromanaged the Senate Is remembered as stern and somber Split the Roman Empire so he could manage it more easily Retired to a farm on the Adriatic, when someone suggested he return to politics he replied "if you could see the state of my cabbages, you would understand the impossibility of the suggestion." inaugural chariot pulled by naked women So he levied a tax on urine and built the Colosseum then being f----- by men in brothels Forced Senators to watch him dance in woman's clothing and held big parties DOMITIAN (81-96) JULIUS CAESAR (49 - 44 BC) MAXIMINUS THRAX (235-238) Everyone's favorite, although he wasn't even an Emperor, just Dictator Had a military hard-on, funneled public funds to his favorite generals and spent almost his whole reign on campaign Offered vast sums to any physician who could furnish him a vagina Extremely authoritarian, had six Senators executed Was assassinated at age 18 Made a kill list of his enemies and had them all brutally murdered Spread religious and cultural propaganda and cultivated a cult of personality around himself Contemporary sources almost universally called him a tyrant Launched an aggressive war of expansion Married off his female relatives to forge political alliances AUGUSTUS (27 BC - AD 14) CALIGULA (37-41) CONSTANTINE (306-337) Caesar's adopted son and the first official Emperor of Rome Is known as the "Mad Emperor", held show trials and public executions Legalized the long- persecuted religion and built many churches, including the original Vatican Enjoyed traveling, spent 75% of his reign on (mostly-successful with the exception of Judea) military campaigns Gave free bread and games to Rome's poor, coined "Panem et Circenses" Supported religious freedom and free speech EK VESPASIAN (69-79) MARCUS AURELIUS (161-180) TRAJAN (98-117) NERO (54-68) Known as the Enthusiastic wrestler and boxer Repaired Rome after the Great 'Philosopher Emperor,' he gave himself over to Stoicism and wrote an amazing book, "Meditations." Vain and pretentious, had his own mom killed, along with Seneca and probably his wife and brother Fire, which cost a lot of money Possibly opened trade with Han China "Another man may hurt you. He may burn your home and kill your family and your livestock. But he may never make you unhappy." Instituted many austere civil reforms and built a wall at the Empire's northern frontier Genocided the Gauls, crossed the Rubicon with his legions, won a civil war... Toppled the Roman Republic, had opponents murdered, got murdered himself. But best known for being deeply in love with a Greek twink and carrying a strong relationship with him until his untimely death, then deifying him, making thousands of statues, and worshipping him I just finished 'Memoirs of Hadrian' and he's my new favorite emperor, such a sensitive soul Insanely strong legacy today compared to everyone else Declared war on the God Neptune and sent his soldiers to stab the Mediterranean Tried to make himself a god Banished rapists, but almost definitely f----- his sisters Pretty corrupt, raised taxes then Viciously crushed Jewish rebellions and exhibited his enemies' heads in Rome ELAGABALUS (218-222) HADRIAN (117-138) CARACALLA (198-217) COMMODUS (177-192) Became Emperor at Enjoyed disguising himself as a prostitute Personally played in the gladiatorial age 14, had his Built massive public baths and frolicked in them games and made himself win every time embezzled the money for his own luxury spending Ordered 160,000 animals sacrificed at one time Tried to conquer India, failed but nevertheless oversaw the largest breadth of the Empire Funded intellectuals and artists as valuable political allies Hosted a three-month gladiatorial festival that left 11,000 competitors and 50,000 animals dead Nearly turned the Empire into a total war state, launched a series of new wars Saw a burning cross in the sky and decided to convert to Christianity Prayed to the gods to exonerate his crimes Was assassinated Gave generous pay raises to soldiers but was stabbed to death by one Today is venerated as a Saint in some Christian sects, considered to have saved the religion from eradication Thought he was an excellent poet and chariot racer and made public appearances practicing these arts Probably responsible for the Great Fire of Rome Renamed everything after himself, from the city of Rome to the Gods themselves Taxed Senator to pay for his gladiatorial games and army bonuses Was assassinated by his wrestling partner

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