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SOCIALIST COUSIN DISHWASHER DISHWASHER Here to argue economics Brings it up every five minutes Brought academic sources but nobody else at the table gives a s--- HUMAN Gets called a "commie" and everyone laughs Mortal enemy of Republican Uncle Brags about her mental illnesses Determined to make everyone feel as guilty as possible CRYER Gets overly-emotional at everything Eats Argument Starter's bait and gets in a shouting match with Racist Grandpa Sits next to Indigenous People's Day GAY COUSIN Came out this year, briefly becomes the subject of conversation Not really obnoxious about it, Cryer calls him "brave" but he shrugs it off Jokes that he'll bring his boyfriend to the next one DOG Has never seen so many people in one room, sensory overload to the max Often your mom as well, or an unrelated family friend The world is VEGETARIAN CAT LADY AUNT LEFTOVERS-TAKER MICROMANAGER PILGRIM STORY MILITARY COUSIN Kinda Berates others for eating turkey Never married, can't figure out why The poorer family member who never really amounted to anything "As a vegetarian..." Mortal enemy of Overfeeding Aunt Everyone tries to pet him He sits by the table and begs as people throw him scraps mentally ill aunt You hear plates clattering in the other room and they talk in a low, urgent whisper to one another Loudest person in the room Physically-shaking at the notion of the Thanksgiving Day Parade Diehard Disney fan, even though she's in her late 40s Press family to play charades or some other dumb s--- Only a couple people get into it Tries to get the kids into it but they don't care KIDS' TABLE For 4-9 year olds Little table in the back YOUR MOM (COOK) ARGUMENT-STARTER RACIST GRANDPA | SAYING GRACE Usually over 85, somewhat senile "The Negroes are making awfully bad music these days" Your evangelical aunt/ grandmother who demands everyone pause for grace SNUFFY INDIGENOUS HERITAGE DAY FAMILY GAMES UNTOUCHED CASSAROLE RECENTLY-REMARRIED AUNT FOOTBALL THROWER REPUBLICAN UNCLE 30-40 years Reminds the room often that Cat Lady Aunt brought over some weird green bean and noodle abomination Has been divorced and remarried three times Just trying to bring everyone together Now injured and working a s----- sales job they're sitting on stolen land Can't go ten minutes without bringing up the latest Fox News outrage Insists on putting Tucker Carlson on TV Extremely messy and food gets thrown from there Thinks she's better than Gordon Ramsay MOURNER Everyone treats Lost an I him with white immediate family member this year gloves and talks to him as if he's a kid The turkey is kind of dry and there's never enough gravy Stares blankly into his plate and eats nothing Other family members brought stuff that tastes better and you're just waiting for pie Tries to stay quiet and in the background but Overfeeding Aunt forces a Tupperware on him, bringing everyone's attention to his poverty Nobody touches it and everyone treats it with wariness Your Mom makes a polite comment but that's the extent of the casserole's limelight You haven't seen him in years but he doesn't seem to want to talk Breaks out crying unprompted You know something bad has happened and it's what Your Mom and Dishwasher are whispering about FACE-TIME RELATIVE Either couldn't get off work or on a trip somewhere Knows damn well what he's doing Try desperately to make conversation work but there's too much going on C A waste of time that would've been better done with a phone call SLEEPER Eats way too much, the tryptophan courses through her While everyone else argues she finds a soft couch, curls up with the dog/cat, and passes out Makes a schedule although nobody asked Often doesn't have an agenda, just says inflammatory things Sits back in satisfaction and watches the chaos If dinner starts one minute after 3 PM she freaks out and shepherds everyone to the table Talks about it narrative way Usually friend of Dad Pops out a new kid each time Everyone feels bad for her but they won't say it PARADE-ENJOYER QUIET COUSIN LAST-MINUTE SHOPPER OVERFEEDING AUNT GRUMPY GRANDPA Says "oooh" "ahhh" at the "White meat or dark Doesn't really care about politics meat?" Usually the meddling aunt/ grandmother who insists there's not enough food for everyone Ends up buying too much and there are too many leftovers Walks around the table insisting everyone eat more screen "COOL" UNCLE Has an interesting background or fun accomplishment a modest and When the argument gets too heated he cracks a joke Gives sips of alcohol to the teenagers Older, academic- type grandpa or uncle "That Jew George Soros is ruining the country" be lame so brings over a case of beer or liquor "There are too many Chinese people in America" old, peaked in high school Does not expect remuneration Tells kids the story of the First Thanksgiving Highly- embellishes it and omits the gritty details Desperately asks if anyone wants to "throw the pigskin" When the game comes on he sits and watches with a wistful glare Heaps another spoonful of mashed potatoes onto your plate without asking Embarrassed to be with his family and doesn't want to be here Makes you go around the table and say what you're thankful for Trying to sneak away to high school party where his friends are drinking wine coolers in the rich kid's basement Nobody is really into it, but she closes her eyes and moans "praise Jesus" with each one 9-13 years old, parents got him his first iPad this year Served in Afghanistan and recently discharged Watches Logan Paul and Fortnite Let's Play compilations on full volume Talks about how we failed the Afghan people and how Biden stabbed them in the back Stares like a zombie into the device and says nothing Is yelled at by Indigenous People's Day and Socialist Cousin Demands to know if the table is voting for Trump ANGSTY TEENAGER BITCOIN/MLM SCAM Aged 13-18 Tries to divert the conversation toward "investing" in his new It's an obvious venture scam, people politely hear him out but turn it down BEER-BRINGER KID ON PHONE CREEPY UNCLE Knows the dinner will or argument, just sits quietly and makes grunting noises Wishes he was dead already, his wife and friends all are Kind of estranged from the family and only reluctantly invited Your Mom tries to keep him away from the kids for some reason Makes uncomfortable comments to Angsty Teenager "My my, you're so grown up!" *pinches shoulder*

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