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: Anonymous A 38 KB JPG 05/17/22 (Tue)06:02:20 No.878323939 >get ad on YouTube >cover screen >turn off volume >close eyes >count down They will not win.

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anon Is Confused | /r/Greentext

Anonymous confused >meet girl in college >she seems to be super interested in me, talks about how she loves my writing and piano >ask her if she wants to come listen to me play piano >she smiles huge and says yes >i play, she sits next to me, i teach her some chords, gently touching her hand, she's blushing >i leave, she's texting me non-stop >at midnight she asks me to come over and write for her >i come over, we hang out in the college lounge and I write some poetry for her >light physical touching, she moved out to sit right next to me, looking me in my eyes a lot >she asks me to play piano, i do >she says we should get to know each other more >i say to come sit up on the piano with me >she starts talking about herself >i talk, then there's a pause and we look at eachother >i ask her, "can i kiss you?" >and her entire face drops in shock >"w-what?" >I say "oh, i-" >she says "where did that come from" >rest of the night we do our best to not make it awkward, go on a walk around campus, i say i got to go >i get home, she keeps texting me non-stop AUMEN 11/04/22(Fri)06:15:00 No.888485811 84 KB JPG what the ACTUAL f--- is going on??? Am I retarded or something? Was this not the perfect set up? in what world do i write poetry and play piano for you at midnight and it's not romantic?? im f------ confused man. if it was because i was ugly (which maybe i am) why would she invite me and do all this? now she wants to know if we're still going to hang out tomorrow night... why would she still want to hang out? why is she not ghosting me?

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Anon plays red dead redemption 2 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/13/19(Sun)21:58:56 No.789916764 48 KB JPG >Be me >Been playing red dead 2 all day everyday for a week straight >Had to actually leave the house for groceries etc (I live at college so I actually have to do things for myself) > Decide to try to be more like Arthur Morgan >About to walk past a guy in the street, will say the first cowboy-ish thing that comes to my head when I pass him >Approach him >"Hey sexy" What the f---

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anon gets ousted by his autism | /r/Greentext

>calls 911 >still spazzing on floor c--- in hand >ambulance arrives Mega coomer 08/31/22(Wed)03:44:23 No.884824127 >be me >mega coomer >in room >fapping >get to my orgasm >orgasm so f------ hard i cant see or move or think >turns out i had a seizure and an orgasm >mom walks in on my spazzing on the floor holding my d--- >takes picture?? >emts see me spazzing on floor >go to hospital >get mri >i have brain tumor >not cancer >they can remove it >after surgery i check social media >see post about me >they belittle me and the p--- i was watching >"Big Busty Milf tells you how loved you are after intense and sensual f------" >mom goes on facebook tells same story, word for f------ word what do now anons they know im a coomer

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Anon catches his wife cheating | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/04/22 (Fri) 16:43:10 No.888478700 >Be me, married man in his 30s >Wife works part time as a Nurse >Otherwise she spends a lot of time at home >She loves to chat with our neighbour a lot >He's in his 20s, fit built like a chad and confident >My wife talks to him every day >She and him hang out when I'm not home sometimes >My buddies sometimes pass by my house >They say neighbour flirts with wife when I'm not there >One of my buds saw him inside the house >Get really mad when I find out >I get off work early and head off home >I get through the door and up to the bedroom >Hear them giggling behind the door >Open the door... >He's naked, his ass arched towards the door >Wife is next to him naked and watching the door >Wife: "Oh no, Anon, you caught us." >Neighbour: "What will you do to me, sir?" What the f--- is happening here?

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Anon spitting facts | /r/Greentext

Anonymous /genderequality/ 72 KB JPG 09/17/18(Mon)05:58:34 No.48178550 >be me >suck a d--- >gets called a f----- >girl sucks multiple d---- >not a f----- >mfw View Thread

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anon likes ryan gosling | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Dude 11/04/22 (Fri)00:12:37 No.70847234 >>70846397 (OP) # I've created an entire personality around Ryan Gosling's character in "The Place Beyond The Pines". When I say I pretend to be him I mean almost 1:1; >Was already into dirt biking 23 KB JPG >Starting going to the county fair every year, eventually started competing in the dirt bike races >Dress the same STOP >Started working in an auto shop despite not knowing anything about cars at the time >Starting carrying and practicing with a balisong >Almost never speak, communicate almost entirely with subtle nods and brief sentences I've never gotten a girlfriend out of it, but I have been flirted with on a few occasions, and I'm a very low-tier local celebrity and people in my town and towns near mine sometimes recognize me on the street because of the county fair. I've been doing this since 2013 and am in far too deep to ever stop.

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Anon pulls a prank | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/09/19(Sat) 18:02:25 No.794558144 >tell f----- brother he just got pranked >"how?" 23 KB JPG >tell him to look in his room >he spends 10 minutes looking for the prank >there was no prank >mfw that was the prank

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anon has the personality of a 4 year old | /r/Greentext

14 KB JPG If you take pleasure in making normies seethe, just ask them stuff >Be me >I was having a conversation with a few beta climatefags today >We were discussing fashion and I bring up H&M >"Ugh, H&M is the worst" >"Why?" >"Because they're, like so involved in fast fashion" >"What's that?" >"It's when clothing companies sell poorly made clothes at low prices" >"Why?" >"To make more money" >"Why's that bad?" >"Because it's so wasteful, loads of water is used on a single t shirt for example" >"Why?" >"Because cotton plants need a lot of water" >"So why don't we just give them water?" >"Because as a human race, we have a small, limited supply" >"Why's that bad?" At this point the climafag was starting to get p----- >"Because water is essential for human life" >"Why?" >"Because we need to wash, drink and water our crops" >"Why?" >"To survive" >"Why do we need to survive?" At this point the cuck was fuming and seething because he didn't have an answer. Very funny if you're unemployed and want some entertainment

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Anon lives under the sea | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/28/22 (Wed)13:09:59 No.70377616 1664335122333743.jpg 612 KB JPG >sea creature breaks pipeline >humans blame eachother >they all die in ww3 >fish population returns

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k/ommando goes hunting | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/14/12(Sat)11:27 No.10543005 This board is the closest thing to /outdoors/ so I though I might want to post this here. >Going boar hunting with friend. >He said he wants to bring his animal cause it can hunt effectively >"What's it's name" >"Fluffy" he says >That's a strange name for a dog a think >Comes back with a 140 lb cougar >I almost shoulder my rifle We didn't even get to shoot anything. It would just run into the wood's and and drag back dead boar's. It's almost cheating. We live in Ohio, so it's legal to own a cougar btw. AIN'T THAT SOME S---? Blackadder !hDddafoU.A 01/14/12(Sat)11:29 No.10543013 File 1326558540.gif-(700 KB, 480x270, 1326421282530.gif) Holy balls Anonymous 01/14/12(Sat)11:47 No. 10543108 File 1326559673.png-(55 KB, 493x425, 1310054150718.png) >upstanding african american gentlment break into your house >ITS A F------ COUGAR

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Anon is autistic | /r/Greentext

: Eyyyy Post your missed opportunities 11/03/22(Thu)10:14:09 No.888430212 138 KB PNG >be me in 9th grade >take a leak during recess in the bathroom stall >after I'm done, I hear laughter from above >look up to see a guy in my class peeping at my peepee >he tells everyone mine's so big I have to roll it up like a garden hose before tucking it in my pants >he even gave me a nickname: "voëla" which is slang for penis in my language >word spreads around school >girls kept asking me why they call me that, I just kinda shrug it off and carry on being the autistic little s--- that I am >eventually, some black girl comes up to me >"say, anon, I hear you have a big one" >"c'mon, I just wanna feel it inside me" >"just in and out, just once, please" >I laugh it off and thought she was joking mfw it took me a few years to realise she wasn't really joking, and that I probably missed countless other opportunities

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Anon married a trad wife but he’s a kafir. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 218 KB PNG 09/16/22(Fri)22:28:52 No.70236191 >get married in Pakistan after being an incel for nearly 30 years >import her back to the UK >she tells me my anime drawings, posters and gaming hobbies are all childish >forces me to watch Islamic content >makes me go to the mosque every day and pray >tfw don't even believe in God I'm losing my f------ mind, I want to send her back to Pakistan already. No amount of coochie is worth this much bs. I know that much

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