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BOARDS /B/ Anonymous 716321829 /b/ 716313601 39% 8:47 PM /b/ 716320298 >Brother and I. >Check Craigslist when we're 19, year the 360 Elite came out. >Trying to find cheap launch 360's to nab up, since CoD babies are selling them for Elites. >Find a guy selling his for $110. >Meet at his apartment. >Dude seems okay, not a whole lot odd. >Brings out the Xbox, a couple games, and 2 controllers. >Says "F--- it, I'll take $10 off. It ain't even mine. It's my roomates. I recorded him f------ my girl, and they don't know it. I'm selling all their s--- off as revenge." >We're both like... "Holy f---, that blows. Is that his TV?" >He throws in a 32-inch widescreen for another $50. >Asks if we're hungry. 5 REPLIES 1 hr. ago >4 hours later, we've hit McDonalds, gotten drunk, and are playing pool at the local Billiards Hall. TL;DR: >We went to buy an Xbox. >Ended up with a bro for life. >Dude drops us his phone number incase we ever wanna hang out again. 10 years later, we were groomsmen at his wedding. Dude finished college 2 years after we met him, and makes 300k a year at a banking branch in SC. We still play video games and s--- over Discord. Best f------ Craigslist ad ever.

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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101 KB JPG >>457534108 (OP) # >Play Xenoblade Chronicles 2 >Play with Pyra as my main blade >My mom sees it >"Why does she look like that? Christ that's a bit sexist" >Grandpa comes in and says "Let him be a man, there's nothing wrong with it" >Mom decides to forget it >Grandpa asks me to do lewd moves to see her ass I love my grandpa, sometimes I wish I could transform into Pyra and let him f--- me

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Yes. 243 KB PNG >>401820109 # : Anonymous (ID: mpx+ZiUP) Barbara Lerner Spectre Founder of The European Institute for Jewish Studies in Sweden >>401817948 (OP) # >im starting to dislike the jews 10/27/22(Thu)23:51:48 No.40181850 41 Barbara L Spectre @Barbara_Spectre UUDELLEENTWIITTAUKSET SUOSIKIT 21 I think there is a resurgence of anti-Semitism because at this point in time Europe has not yet learned how to be multicultural. And I think we are going to be part of the throes of that transformation, which must take place. Europe is not going to be the monolithic societies they once were in the last century. Jews are going to be at the centre of that. It's a huge transformation for Europe to make. They are now going into a multicultural mode and Jews will be resented because of our leading role. But without that leading role and without that transformation, Europe will not survive. @MajorFredS Israel is a tiny nation with only 8 million people. We can't take too many immigrants since we depend too, much on aid as it is. Näytä käännös Seuraa

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: Anonymous 2.43 MB GIF 10/09/22(Sun)05:22:49 No.27461455 >go to library to study >qt3.14 college girl sits directly across me despite many other seats >can feel her glances >see her twirling her hair constantly >say nothing, just continue to write javascript >she leaves after a few hours Why do I blow every single opportunity? Oh well, it was probably all in my head and she would've been creeped out if I said anything.

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: Anonymous Ant holocaust 50 KB JPG 10/27/22(Thu)23:04:22 No.888081199 >be me >fat, used to eat food and leave the wrappers around >one day notice a few ants >dispatch them and think nothing of it >come back 10 hours later >little black colonizers n------ all over my wall >spray the f------ with bleach >next day >they're back and even more of the f------ >decide its enough >buy pesticide >mix it into a bottle cap of peanut butter and honey >a few hours later see what could be millions of microscopic f------ making their way to my concoction >itbegins.jpg >the f------ chow down >Eventually start dropping like ants >a mountain of ant corpses falls onto the ground around it looking like little soldiers who died for no reason >see some f------ retreating to home base carrying the prize >the little idiots don't know what they're doing >Eventually follow the trail and see corpses scattered around a microscopic hole in the corner >days later no ants >the little idiots wiped themselves off the face of the earth >tfw you slaughtered an entire civilization who were living in your walls >tfw you realize you're gonna have to clean this up >tfw they come back weeks later I'm actually gonna f------ kill myself.

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: Anonymous 09/05/21(Sun)14:53:17 No.862471130 >be me, 36 and divorced >still pretty good friends with ex, relationship just didn't work out >at mutual friend's party >she introduces me to her new bf >he knows our history >talk to him about some b------- until ex walks off to get a drink or something >idea.jpg >kinda whisper to him >"Next time you're doing it doggy as she starts to get close, she LOVES when you push your thumb into her ass. She'll c-- hard every time" >further explain to do it with no warning and whole thumb >fast forward a week >kinda forgot about it >ex calls me out of the blue >raging p----- at me >apparently he tried it, pushed all the way up to the knuckle right when she was on the edge, and kept it there when she yelped thinking she was enjoying it >she asked where in the world he got the terrible idea to do that Laughed my t--- off for two days straight. 10 KB JPG

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No. 176108291 1 hour ago whale.jpg JPG 52.7 KiB 504x462 >Whale women have their own Disney movie about shoving too much food in their mouth. I bet there will be scenes where she eats nothing but a small salad and gains weight 25 replies No. 176108354 1 hour ago Taco Belle 6 replies

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Anonymous 09/01/18(Sat)11:58 >be me >surgeon >35 hour operation >do it perfectly with no mistakes everyone thanks god

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: Anonymous HONESTLY MAN I'M JUST >Get new job F------ IM CHILLING AT THIS POINT 118 KB JPG I F------ HATE MYSELF MOST OF THE TIME GODDAMMIT F--- S--- F--- THIS YOU OTHER SOCIALLY AUTISTIC OUT THERE JUST KEEP QUIET NO UNLESS SPOKEN WITH NO MATTER HOW FUNNY DO YOU THINK WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY IN YOUR HEAD DONT SAY IT >>70754491 # 10/27/22(Thu)15:45:57 No.70754134 >Everyone in the group having a laugh >Join in >Sperg out and said something creepy towards someone I barely know >Things became quiet : Anonymous what the f--- did you even say Anonymous 10/27/22(Thu)16:10:05 No.70754347 >>70754696 # >>70754981 # 10/27/22(Thu)16:21:48 No.70754491 >>70754347 # Basically we (or they) were egging on someone to do something and I said that he should do it and JOKINGLY threatened him that I know his address since his company issued equipment got sent to me before with his address on it.

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Board /v/ - Video Games Anonymous Vlacation ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/22/22(Sat)18:54:14 No.615880925 AURINE GINSENG T 62596003-AC96-4EDC-B840-540E80A3A461.jpg 79 KB JPG >be me >work a stressful job but it pays well >can keep it balanced between work and family but really limited time for games >had to work overtime for almost a month >stressed as f--- >take an annual leave but kept it a secret >wife goes to work (kindergarten teacher) >kids go to school >it's_gaming_time.exe Treat yourself well, kings

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: Anonymous 562 KB PNG my life) >last year 11/17/20(Tue)10:40:11 No.60957461 >mom died back in 2018, went from really depressed to REALLY depressed >kept gaining more and more and more and more weight (though have been super obese most of >weigh over 460lbs >friend convinces me to smoke weed to try to help me out >sounds dumb, dude weed Imao but whatever it's recreational in California >being high completely shifts my perspective and lets me see my life from a new angle >disgusted with myself and how low I've sunk >start a diet >260lbs as of today >have completely 2 IT certificates, about to start on the 3rd this week >exercise religiously 5d/w >currently up to 10mi walks 5d/w, 50mi/w, plus minor lifting (just some dumbbells, not going to the real gym right now) >people around my apt complex noticing me all the time, people keep flagging me down to tell me how much better I look and to keep up the work because I'm inspiring them >slowly starting to see what my face really looks like and I don't hate it >have received a few minor compliments from girls even though I'm still a landwhale >today will be my 1,000th tracked mile walked Blooming doesn't happen overnight frens. Start today, start small, stay consistent. You'll wake up in a different place before you know it.

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BOARDS /B/ Anonymous 716321829 /b/ 716313601 39% 8:47 PM /b/ 716320298 >Brother and I. >Check Craigslist when we're 19, year the 360 Elite came out. >Trying to find cheap launch 360's to nab up, since CoD babies are selling them for Elites. >Find a guy selling his for $110. >Meet at his apartment. >Dude seems okay, not a whole lot odd. >Brings out the Xbox, a couple games, and 2 controllers. >Says "F--- it, I'll take $10 off. It ain't even mine. It's my roomates. I recorded him f------ my girl, and they don't know it. I'm selling all their s--- off as revenge." >We're both like... "Holy f---, that blows. Is that his TV?" >He throws in a 32-inch widescreen for another $50. >Asks if we're hungry. 5 REPLIES 1 hr. ago >4 hours later, we've hit McDonalds, gotten drunk, and are playing pool at the local Billiards Hall. TL;DR: >We went to buy an Xbox. >Ended up with a bro for life. >Dude drops us his phone number incase we ever wanna hang out again. 10 years later, we were groomsmen at his wedding. Dude finished college 2 years after we met him, and makes 300k a year at a banking branch in SC. We still play video games and s--- over Discord. Best f------ Craigslist ad ever.

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