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Anonymous 216 KB PNG 07/20/22(Wed)23:49:10 No.882422033 nice lil story today >be me >alaskan >family of foxes live in my front yard. theyre pretty cute and they take care of the mice and squirrels so we let them live there >went gym but basically didnt leave house, kinda just played vidya >1030 pm >no food in fridge or freezer >ok ill go to taco bell >get food, drive home, feeling kind of empty >driving up towards my house >3 of the foxes are out on the side of the street >like 12 y/o girl and her mom by the road taking pictures of the foxes the look on the girls face was priceless. she had clearly never seen a fox before, especially this close up (they were like 20 ft away, our foxes are quite used to humans). just seeing how happy this random kid was made my whole week. happiness really is quite contagious. if that kid's reading this, i hope you got some good pictures.

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous 312 KB JPG HIM 05/15/22(Sun)13:06:51 No.10248432 >BE ME, BVSED RVMAN BVLL >SVME JEVV CVMES VP TV MV VND STVRTS SAYING DVMB JEVV THVNGS LVKE "umm maybe having child sex slaves is bad man just sayin" >DRAVV MY GLADIVS VND SLVY >EVERYONV VLSE VT THV GRVCERY STVRE STVRTS FREVKING OVT >EXIT LVKE A BVSS AS THV JEVV BLEEDS OVT >JVST ANVTHER DVY VN THV LVFE VF A ROMVN BVLL

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: Anonymous I still dont believe it 08/16/22(Tue)10:18:03 No.69833380 91 7 KB JPG Greentext thread of unbelievable s---? Yeah. >Be me, 14 at the time, around 2013 >Playing Halo 2 Legendary trying for achievements with some buddies NOW, for anyone whos not a Halofag, Halo 2 Legendary makes dark souls look like Pokemon. Basically you die almost instantly if you dont know what your doing, some enemies can kill within 20 F------ FRAMES. >Be playing through Regret, very difficult due to envy skull resetting mission whenever I die >Like two steps from the end, took me like 5 hours >F------ cat s---- on the Xbox, and destroys it. >About a year later finally get money to buy a Used Xbox >MFW progress didnt save

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: Anonymous 7/24/18 (Tue) >be me >12 years old >love greentext >mom wont let me go on 4chan >feelsbadman.jpg > computer has paint > Create my own greentext. > mom doesn't find out but I don't know where to post it Where does this go?

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: Anonymous 92 viewers last 24 hrs Boost Me 34 KB JPG No.884200653 08/19/22(Fri)22:46:41 >can't get a date to save my life on tinder >this is the first 5 hours of having grinder I'm switching teams

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1/1 jlu7uyJx (OP). US 26s (8/19 21:45). 391753664 1 Re 0 Img. JPG 31KB (200 × 300) 1 Reply MY >this guy walks into the club and slaps your girls ass What do you do? 1/1 19P17R0f US 7s (8/19 21:45). 391753700 >>391753664 (OP) buy an ad ●●● :

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: Anonymous 73 KB GIF 07/20/19(Sat)21:07:22 No.3086720 >been volunteering at the zoo >chatting with keeper about animals >mentions that they let the chimps watch movies in winter when they keep them inside >turns out they love watching planet of the apes over and over >they also caught one of the chimps making a weapon should I be worried?

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Anonymous 21 KB JPG 08/19/22(Fri)17:49:56 No.14772351 Mr. Smith has two kids. Assume for this problem that the frequency of births is such that boys are born equally as often as girls, with frequency 1/2 for each. Mr. Smith has at least one boy. What is the probability that Mr. Smith has two boys? BB BG GB GG Anonymous 50%, either he does or he doesn't Anonymous >>14772351 (OP) # 08/19/22(Fri)17:51:30 No.14772358 08/19/22 (Fri)18:00:41 No.14772374 with the information provided we can rule out GG which means there is a 1/3 possibility of each remaining outcome, only one of which is "two boys" however as Mr. Smith lives in a Jew-controlled nation, the probability of his other child being a t----- needs to be factored in before we can assess the solution with any degree of certainty

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Anonymous 65 KB JPG up is the best. 08/19/22(Fri)16:16:56 No.69876093 >complaining to friend about being a 33 year old virgin. tell him I feel there's no reason to live anymore. >He tells me about Starving Children in Africa Having friends who try to cheer you

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Anonymous 216 KB PNG 07/20/22(Wed)23:49:10 No.882422033 nice lil story today >be me >alaskan >family of foxes live in my front yard. theyre pretty cute and they take care of the mice and squirrels so we let them live there >went gym but basically didnt leave house, kinda just played vidya >1030 pm >no food in fridge or freezer >ok ill go to taco bell >get food, drive home, feeling kind of empty >driving up towards my house >3 of the foxes are out on the side of the street >like 12 y/o girl and her mom by the road taking pictures of the foxes the look on the girls face was priceless. she had clearly never seen a fox before, especially this close up (they were like 20 ft away, our foxes are quite used to humans). just seeing how happy this random kid was made my whole week. happiness really is quite contagious. if that kid's reading this, i hope you got some good pictures.

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