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Anonymous 08/12/22(Fri)05:54:48 No.172495738 ► >>172495835 >>172496115 >>172502856 >>172503797 File: 1607613627741.jpg (85 KB, 590x993) >>172491950 (OP) >be on vacation in bongland >see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk >like a graceful penguin with gout >follow her for a block >working up courage >gently touch her shoulder "H-hello, I'm Anon. You're the prettiest girl I've seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?" >she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag >stares intently for a few moments >then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence "YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!" >quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths "FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!" >she lets out a giggle that sounds like a horse with it's leg caught in a wood chipper >head waiter ves me the stinkeye but leads us to a table >Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu "ERE NOW WATS THIS S----? IT'S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS I'LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?" >look at the menu. It's in English, just a fancy script >she shoves her menu at the waiter "I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!" "I'm sorry, madam, we don-" "I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!" >he slinks away without even taking my order >Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket >starts rubbing at her crotch >brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles "JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT'S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDING INNA LOO, AIN'T WE?" >look over my shoulder and frantically signal the waiter for the check >turn around >Arya is slumped over the table >r---- to death by Pakis mfw

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Anonymous | 67852442 174.6 KB PNG 5 min. ago ●●● >Go to hospital to discuss septum surgery with my mom and gp >Doctor asks if I have any allergies >No >Mom chimes in >Of course you have allergies anon, why else are there so many tissues in your room >Mom remains clueless He f------ laughed he knew
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