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: Anonymous 59 KB JPG 03/31/21 (Wed)17:56:24 No.63001106 >Feel like I should be doing something >Don't know what >Vague sense of uneasiness that I'm not doing it

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Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)20:51:30 No.691849739 The easiest way to stop piracy is not by putting antipiracy technology to work. It's by giving those people a service that's better than what they're receiving from the pirates. Gabe Newell piracy.jpg 46 KB JPG AZ QUOTES >solves the service problem >piracy still rampant guess its just people who want free s---

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: ntNeO+CD) Why is the High Street dying? ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/27/24(Sun)00:31:39 No.486039129 'Amazon tax' to save Britain's high streets under consideration by Reeves The British Retail Consortium, the industry's trade body, welcomed the idea of reform but warned against the idea of simply punishing online players Howard Musto 3 days ago [2] Comments amazon PBGOF ASN OGO136A 522 KB PNG >See news that the traditional British high-street is being killed by the likes of large corporations >Figure that my local area needs some monetary boosting >I also needed new headphones as I have sat on my current pair, and broke them. >Maybe I should pay a visit to the local GAME (GameStop US) as I haven't been there in 10 years. >Get in car >Drive to town centre >All parking is paid and metered >Find a free parking space; too short for my car >Nvrmnd.jpg >Find a free space; Disabled parking space >F--- it. I just park in some multi story car park for 8 GBP >I have to walk from here. >Walk past cinema (Abandoned) >It smells like piss and s---; Can't see any piss and s--- for some reason >Homeless person came up to me asking for f--- >F------.png >Screaming crack head in a bus shelter >Literally nobody in sight is dressed politely >Everyone looks like human trash >Can hear people yelling at each other from across the distance >Saw some f------ walking around with his hand down the front of his pants >I want to f------ curb stomp him. >Urban youf wearing balaclavas >Kebab shops with fake hygiene ratings in the window >Deliveroo riders are all nafaris and jeets, delivering wet food to your door on a bike. >Walk past a Greggs; See hobos robbing the sausage rolls and fleeing like in those videos from California >Walk through the main high street, pretty much the only palatable part of my journey. >Abandoned shops >Phone repair shops that steal your information >Poundland being robbed >B&M being robbed >Luxury cars parked outside of dilapidated bedsits >Urban Range Rover, something you never see in a rich area. >Abandoned department store (Closed since 2009) >JW's preaching their retarded religion where you can't give out gifts (And I thought the Jews were cheap) >Trash everywhere >Chavs walking their shitbulls with spiked collars and chains as a leash >Finally make it to GAME >Its closed >I just got back in my car and drove to Currys. F--- the Highstreet.

Anonymous 10/25/24(Fri)18:26:27 No.692850221 GVV91Mua8AAmtMg.jpg 114 KB JPG >modern gaming f------ su- >wait a minute, i only play games i actually like! Anonymous 54 KB JPG >>692850451 # 10/25/24(Fri)18:27:33 No.692850318 >>692850221 (OP) # >Where you going? This is a perfectly good moment to engage in ragebait!

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: Anonymous My 8 KB JPG 08/10/22(Wed)06:41:50 No.69753491 >it's Odin mfw >be me >atheist ass the whole life >on my deathbed >really want to see heaven before going to the void >murmur "I accept Jesus as my Lord and Savior" as breathing the last breath >everything becomes white, I can see a gate >"aww sweet this is heaven"

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Anon outsmarts his superiors | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/24/21(Sat)00:53:44 No.852792905 19 KB JPG >be me >Tuesday at school >it's 5th period and I'm bored as s--- >turn to my friend and say "don't come to school on may 2nd lol >next day I get called into the guidance counselors office >start talking about how they think I'm dangerous and that I'm gonna shoot up the school >mfw May 2nd is a f------ sunday

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Anon wanted a rifle | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 309 KB JPG 08/09/22(Tue)13:26:33 No.54721473 >be me >14yo >birthday, asked for a rifle so dad takes me to cabelas gun library >interested in milsurp, spot a No.4 Mk.1 Enfield >$400 >reach out >intercepted by picrel >smiles at me, says "sorry bud" >unironically tips hat >only other surp is out of budget or 91/30 Mosin nagant >end up buying mossberg 590 I f------ know you're on here you fat bastard. F--- YOU. That Rifle is now >800 dollars.

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Anon doesn’t understand why Liverpool is named the way it is | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/10/22 (Wed)21:27:51 No.69753565 >liverpool >not a giant pool full of livers

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anon is in a predicament | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous MY GOD HE'S NOT EVEN IRONIC 578 KB JPG 08/09/22(Tue)21:57:16 No.883597694 > hey anons. > I met someone on a game i play and they asked me if i had a discord to add me. > I complied and added them, we talked for a while and hit it off, we both share a lot of similar interests and love for similar things such as music, food, shows and games. > They also told me they were a femboy, I didnt mind and we kept talking casually. >>883597929 # > recently they have started calling me stuff like "senpai" and making more sexual jokes and references such as last night they said "good night daddy :3" > i just played it off as a joke. > are they also joking or am i in too deep? Anonymous >>883597694 (OP) # n..no senpai, you need to stuff his b..bussy 08/09/22(Tue)21:59:54 No.883597834

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Anon watches Andrew Tate | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Andrew tate ruined my internet 08/10/22(Wed)15:28:25 No.69751223 32 KB JPG >people wont stop talking about this dude >Andrew tate this and that >Friends and cousins sharing andrew tate stuff >Nephews sharing andrew tate stuff >Coworker: you know andrew tate? Basicaly he's this guy that >Sick of all of it and decide to check him >Watch one video >He's like one of those 9 step program to being successful kind of guy while saying woman bad >Decide to check another video >Same s--- >Stop and go to sleep >Wake up check phone for news and youtube >Phone is now full of andrew tate suggestions, articles and youtube recommendations WHAT THE F--- I DON'T EVEN HATE OR LIKE THIS GUY I GET HOW HE GOT HIS AUDIENCE BUT WHAT THE F--- MY FEED IS NOW FULL OF THIS F------ GUY'S FACE AFTER JUST CHECKING ONE OR TWO VIDEOS ABOUT HIM I CAN'T EVEN F------ ESCAPE HIM IN REAL LIFE WHY ARE THEY SHILLING THIS F------ GUY ONTO PEOPLE SO MUCH??? HOW DO I RESET MY INTERNET FEED??

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anon has a female coworker | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 42 KB PNG 07/10/22(Sun)10:59:36 No.881767997 >be me >have a female coworker >not attracted to her at all >find out we live in the same building >It's dark out, so I offer to walk home with her. She accepts >we go home after work a couple times, she did 90% of the talking and it was nice >again, still not interested in her >out of the blue, another coworker tells me that she's lesbian and taken >find out that said coworker told him to tell me >we never walk home again together I'm not mad at her, I'm just confused how she equated walking home together with romantic interest. I thought I was just being kind

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Anon doesn't get the orange juice | /r/Greentext

1h (8/10 7:14). 69753665 11 Re. 0 Img JPG 49KB (432 × 435) : why do people do s--- like this? >be me yesterday >be in kitchen getting something to drink >roommate "is there still any orange juice?" >just saw it in the fridge so say yes >he doesn't say anything >i get tap water and leave >he gets mad at me "WHERE IS MY ORANGE JUICE?" >i'm confused, i tell him in the fridge >"WHY DIDN'T YOU GET ME A GLASS?" did this n----- really expect me to get him a glass from that question? tell me r9k, am i autistic or is he just retarded?

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: Anonymous >be me >mom tells me I can't live off her forever and that I need to get a job >tell her I can't imagine working and that i'd rather be homeless >she doesn't say anything >redpill her more about how my birth was her fault and that I didn't choose to be born so now she has to take responsibility for me >she starts to cry a little bit >tell her to stop crying because she's an adult >few days later I come home from the liquor store >her and a couple of family friends are over >one of them tells me I have to move out right now >tell them I have no place to go 70 KB PNG 01/17/21(Sun)16:11:17 No.845050615 >they say I have to move anyway >basically getting kicked out of my own house >tell mom she owes me for all those years I was on social security and she was basically living off me and my brother's autismbucks >tell her she should feel ashamed because she spent some of that money on herself instead of giving it to me and that she was basically stealing from me and my brother the entire time >one of the guys comes out of my room with a suitcase full of clothes >throws them outside and tells me to leave >mom is crying >this is b------- >he tries to force me out of the house >throws me off the porch >start screaming and crying >lay there for at least 5 minutes screaming and crying >scream and cry so hard I start coughing in between crying >tear down all her wind chimes and start wrecking her flower bed >one of the guys comes out and tries to wrestle me away form the house >spit in his face and throw plants/windchimes at him until he goes back inside >keep screaming and crying until she lets me back inside >immediately head to me room to watch my favorite twitch streamer to calm me down >use mom's debit card to donate to him so I can get the text to speech bot to say how my mom almost killed me

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Anonymous 685 KB PNG >mfw 08/10/22(Wed)16:55:17 No.69751799 >dads girlfriend moves in >she has a daughter >finally, smoking hot stepsis from my dreams >she finishes moving in >hangs huge lesbian flag on the wall

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Anon is visited by the corn fairy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 08/10/22(Wed) 08:43:42 No.883625260 >take a dump >corn kernels in poo >haven't had corn in over a year What's happening? 08/10/22(Wed)08:49:36 No.883625448 : Anonymous ive been feeding it to you in your sleep

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Anon wants to fatten her gf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 89 KB JPG 08/09/22(Tue)16:47:44 No.69742094 i tricked a woman into loving me but she so skinny how can i fatten her : Anonymous >>69742094 (OP) # Move to America. The default mode is fat. 08/09/22(Tue)16:50:56 No.69742113

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