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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous ME? HA YEAH MAN IM GOOD How do I get a gf? 08/04/22(Thu)15:42:39 No.883287627 >21 >in college >have summer job >go to the gym >go out with acquaintances from college during the school year >hugged a girl that asked me out in my last year of highschool, but was so autistic and scared of her that I would ignore her when she tried coming up to me in school >made out with some 5/10 at a nightclub 3 years ago this month >spent thousands on prostitutes JUST A LITTLE TIRED... 48 KB JPG Where do I go from here? Where do I find a girlfriend? I'm on the verge of insanity. I'm 21 years old and the average kid 10 years younger than me has more experience with women. I'm not some stereotypical fat neckbeard loser in my basement type virgin. I'm shy and socially awkward but imo that's my only problem.

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: Anonymous 21 KB PNG 08/05/22(Fri)12:24:30 No.883328835 >i'm a genius! >took an IQ test (on the digital web network) >got 39 >that's higher than normal body temperature >meaning my IQ is above average by 3 points >i will take control over the wolrd using the power of my brain

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Anonymous 8 5 KB PNG 08/05/22 (Fri)02:32:14 No.883306571 >be me >want to play vidya >join vidya discord server >members aren't even talking about vidya what's the point in having discord servers dedicated to a game that people aren't even gonna use it for

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Anonymous Properon Cheese Cup CO 1.23 MB JPG 08/04/22(Thu)14:58:49 No.883285617 >ex gf finally pays an insignificant Venmo request I sent months before >texts me about it, asking if I meant to send it on national girlfriend day, and she thinks that would be funny >(why does she even have my number? ok...) >Tell her nonchalantly that yes that would have been funny but I sent the request months ago >she claims she never got it until today >(ok?... why are you even texting me about this?) >Say ok, stop texting, havent heard from her since 3 Replies View Thread 08/04/22(Thu)15:13:42 No.883286309 Anonymous >>883285617 haven't seen bologna with mayo frosting since i moved from wisconsin

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⠀ A Gore Videos Don't Affect Me Any More Gore Videos Don't Affect Me An(...) 08/05/22 (Fri)02:11:46 No.69683398 39 KB PNG >be me a year ago >used to get horrified at gore videos >be me now >not even the most brutal dismemberment cartel executions affect me now I used to get bad dreams from this s--- but now it doesn't even matter? What are the affects of this on my brain and whats happening?

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08/04/22(Thu)16:25:51 No.389728449 Anonymous (ID: 6xz2+snl 1 File: levels of clown world.jpg (110 KB, 973x1024) We're hitting levels of clown world that shouldn't even be possible. >>389715309 (OP) >Know there's a contagious disease spread by anonymous sex >Have anonymous sex >Get disease >"The health system has failed me!!"

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