Greentext Stories - Quad-Barrel Blunderbuss

The worst part is that those four crewmembers weren't even close to where the blunderbuss was aiming at.

You gonna love this one.

From the comments:

>pull trigger once, it'll shoot for 2 minutes straight
>didn't knew a gun could have an anti safety

>stop firing we surrender!
>no for the next minute and half you don't!