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Greentext Stories - Anon plays Warhammer 40k | /r/Greentext

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Anonymous 12/26/21 (Sun)20:04:15 No.869372782 ► >>869372993 >>869378511 >>869379634 >>869381295 >>869371487 (OP) > Alright so, hooked up with this girl and she asked if I was cool that she was in an open relationship. No worries, I thought, definitely no attachments, this works. > So she messages and asks if I want to come over, but says her boyfriend's there and it's cool. I had no idea what to expect. > But I did not expect to get there, and get introduced to this guy who's painting his f------ warhammer miniatures >So i get introduced and he asks me some s--- about whether I like his color choice for a bit and then we go to the next room and he keeps painting these things while I bang his girl >Two weeks later she messages and says "there's a group of guys over" and can I come over > So the way she writes I think there's some gangbang and I'm going to legit feel like a p--- star and rush over >I get there and there's some f------ warhammer tournament in her house >Like thirty incels wanting to show me there f------ toys. It was like a f------ reddit meetup >Then literally the only girl there asks me to come to the back room and f--- her t Daddy Hey babe! Come over and f--- me! There'll be tons of dudes though, is that ok? Of course! Time to be a f------ pornstar! Are those two having sex up there again? Who cares about that s--- when there's battles to be won lol Totally, dude. Nice color choice by the way!

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