4chan - Anon on invading America

The problem is the United States is so stupidity big and the environments radically change depending on what coast and area your on. You manage to take over the desert hellscape of the West Coast but then you realize you still got 46 more states to go and your next target is a massive swamp land filled with red necks and Cuban mob bosses.

TMW you realize that getting across the ocean-sized moat was the easy part