Friendship is a good job mate! It's challenging work, mostly outdoors. I guarantee you won't be unhappy, because at the end of the day, as long there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want to be friends.

I'll be honest with you, I'm a unicorn.

Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to be friends with everyone you meet!

looks at weapons So brutal…
looks at piss * so disgusting…
*looks at hats so australian…
…SO ME!
Well, at least Sniper get smart asse's sweater on Christmas. (Smissmass or how…)