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: Anonymous 04/10/22(Sun)11:07:33 No.876035736 > be me > fresh out of college, land dream job with a massive salary > also have mild anxiety and sometimes random intrusive thoughts > life is pretty good overall > laying in bed one night 37 KB JPG > ring ring it's an intrusive thought > "what if you said a racial slur in a meeting. just like totally out of the blue" >whatthefuckbrain.png > don't use slurs in casual conversation at all > have 0 desire to do this > now it's in my head though > every meeting since, I worry that I'm going to just randomly say a racial slur for no reason > fast forward a few weeks, forget about it > morning meeting, I'm presenting a document to literally 60 people > out of nowhere, brain lights up like a pinball machine > literally my brain is just spamming “n*gger" on repeat > f--- f--- f--- f--- f--- > try to focus > "So, as you guys can see from this n*gger document" >oh my god I just said it >I quickly say the first thing that comes to mind > "So sorry about that...I have Tourette's" > It f------ works > "It's alright Anon, it's out of your control and we try to promote inclusivity here. Just do your best." > everyone at my company thinks I have Tourette's now > every few days now, I randomly have to yell some slur or curse word to keep up the act > mfw I don't have Tourette's > mfw l'm just a f------ autist

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: ntNeO+CD) Why is the High Street dying? ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/27/24(Sun)00:31:39 No.486039129 'Amazon tax' to save Britain's high streets under consideration by Reeves The British Retail Consortium, the industry's trade body, welcomed the idea of reform but warned against the idea of simply punishing online players Howard Musto 3 days ago [2] Comments amazon PBGOF ASN OGO136A 522 KB PNG >See news that the traditional British high-street is being killed by the likes of large corporations >Figure that my local area needs some monetary boosting >I also needed new headphones as I have sat on my current pair, and broke them. >Maybe I should pay a visit to the local GAME (GameStop US) as I haven't been there in 10 years. >Get in car >Drive to town centre >All parking is paid and metered >Find a free parking space; too short for my car >Nvrmnd.jpg >Find a free space; Disabled parking space >F--- it. I just park in some multi story car park for 8 GBP >I have to walk from here. >Walk past cinema (Abandoned) >It smells like piss and s---; Can't see any piss and s--- for some reason >Homeless person came up to me asking for f--- >F------.png >Screaming crack head in a bus shelter >Literally nobody in sight is dressed politely >Everyone looks like human trash >Can hear people yelling at each other from across the distance >Saw some f------ walking around with his hand down the front of his pants >I want to f------ curb stomp him. >Urban youf wearing balaclavas >Kebab shops with fake hygiene ratings in the window >Deliveroo riders are all nafaris and jeets, delivering wet food to your door on a bike. >Walk past a Greggs; See hobos robbing the sausage rolls and fleeing like in those videos from California >Walk through the main high street, pretty much the only palatable part of my journey. >Abandoned shops >Phone repair shops that steal your information >Poundland being robbed >B&M being robbed >Luxury cars parked outside of dilapidated bedsits >Urban Range Rover, something you never see in a rich area. >Abandoned department store (Closed since 2009) >JW's preaching their retarded religion where you can't give out gifts (And I thought the Jews were cheap) >Trash everywhere >Chavs walking their shitbulls with spiked collars and chains as a leash >Finally make it to GAME >Its closed >I just got back in my car and drove to Currys. F--- the Highstreet.
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