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hates her mother puts ash on high pedestal and objectifies him as flawless alpha male alola petition didn't even work proof that girls can be incels too has all the telltale signs an obsessive stalker XY pretends to be deep and mature but really just generic shonen "You're not acting like the Ash I know!" steals ash's clothes while he sleeps never meets any of kisses ash then only exists to be waifu bait leaves forever ash's old friends takes 47 episodes to get a goal honestly would've ruined alola anyway only catches 3 mons cannot realize ash only likes her as a friend loses performance fans give writers death threats just because she didn't dance with ash starts her journey to track down some random kid she met cries like a baby most of her fans are coomers and neckbeards anyway at summer camp years ago writers will probably only put her in Journeys out of pity never chosen bu legendary or mythical arc is just a rehash of previous females only popular because of amourshipping never became kalos queen regularly cucked by a big yellow rat fans treat her like a manic pixie dream girl. Dude, she's 10. ash should probably get a restraining order. a bad role model who teaches little girls to desperately chase after VIZARD men owned Gen IV mon a whole year before Diamond and Pearl even tamed raised axew to badass crew of was popular enough to get her own movie dragon master gyarados owned Gen II mon a whole year before Gold hахоrus water-types advanceshipping is a nice bonus but still popular without it released takes s--- became unova champion takes no s--- brother is a genius from nobody and Silver even released from little kids fandom of genwunners who never send angry tweets to writers actually achieved her dream realistic arc and not just waifu eye candy developed genuine feelings for ash and not a creepy stalker probably made tracey her bitch caught a bulbasaur and squirtle good role model who teaches little girls that hates simps everybody thought she was the worst girl lolnope can use mega evolution unapologetically steals egg from ash and gives zero f---- it's ok not to have raised manaphy everything planned out in life popular without shipping good role model who teaches little girls to be strong and stand up for themselves LAD BLACKELWHITE LADE LAD Indigo League traveled through so many mons that she needs to rotate them time RUBY SAPPHIRE AND he writers are always PINKU NI KAGAYAKU JIMAN NO POKECCHI rightfully putting her on a high pedestal and having her constantly return in the show piplup is such a chad that it never needed to FULL TEAM OF SIX MONS literally helped save the never needed a petition world from team galactic evolve for her to return lol no petition needed a recurring character in Journeys who always comes back basically the co-protagonist of DP raised a cyndaquil beautifully crafted character arc *chef kiss* literally every dude in sinnoh wants her has a goal from day one monkey that is a ping-pong prodigy shares an iconic high five with ash tamed a woolly mammoth given a badass togekiss for literally no reason fandom composed of gen z kids who simply enjoy looking back at childhood traveled between space and time has met arceus never stalked ash just asked "Can I come with you?" like a normal person actually cares about her mother best contest episodes chosen by mesprit memorable rivals returned in unova for 9 episodes Gen IV was so beloved that Game Freak made two new sinnoh games pearlshipping is actually healthy but still doesn't even need waifu baiting and contrived shipping to be healthy GAD DIAMOND PEARL N

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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the virgin shield THE CHAD HEALER Supposed to be a legendary hero, but forces his child Supossed to be a support, fights against most powerful ones by himself Becomes a beta ability like healing into the most dangerous and based Abilites are simultaneously overpowered and impossibly lame powers of his world slaves to fight for him Brainwashes any bitch who dares to f--- with him Has a whole harem of friends and foes Tries to justify slavery because people were The only girl who likes mean to him him is his stockholm syndrome slave Overly busy design makes him look like a Has no balls to make a move with a girl is obvious has a crush on him larper Petty Can have bitches begging for his c--- even without use brainwashing His only revenge is a childish change of names Plot plays out like an edgy incel fanfiction Manages to make his traitor beg to him to r--- her Takes almost the same design than the virgin and makes it look cool Color scheme is muddy and dull while still being generic It's just an edgy incel Doesn't matters his color theme Betrayed once, becomes edgy fanfiction and loves it! because is naked most of time Interchangable with several other heroes Passes throught a hell: repeats it again just to get his revenge tsundere Unrecognized son of Kazuma and Megumin

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Thinks is manly for do reahabilitation in 1 year when a girl does the same in 6 months THE CHAD SYNERGIST Actually hilarious at some moments The virgin alchemist Builds futuristic s--- and awesome vehicles Has like 3 different titles given by people: doesn't gives a f--- and keeps using his real name everytime Years of study and practice and still is below the chad in transmutation and fighting skills in a medieval fantasy world like a boss Insecure ego, repeats title every 10 seconds so people don't forget who he is, even though they wouldn't anyway Manlet who cries like a bitch every time anyone remembers him it Becomes a whole tribe of f----- and weak bunnies into the most dangerous m------------ in just 10 days Only makes simple weapons and boring stuff Has more weapons than all Digimon together Makes his own sick awesome prosthesis: Loses an arm fighting a demon bear and an eye protecting his girlfriend Doesn't believe in God even after seeing him, what a hypocrite Loses a leg in a failed try to resurrect his mom and an arm can even feel the boobs of his bitches with it ROCKET PUNCH! Burns his house because has no diligence to accomplish his goal Has the jobber class and stats of his class and in just a few months surpasses Proudly shows his mechanical arm just to fix a little bit his giant failure Don't gives a s--- about this world: just wants to return home with his harem (and still ends saving it anyways) Unfunny and cringe humor even for woman's writting standards in every aspect the Hero Bland realistic prosthesis; build and maintained by a girl F---- so much it seems an eroge "Look! I'm better written than the average shonen, I have some metaphysic and I'm very edgy mature: I'M THE BEST MANGA EVER!!!!!!1" Saves his whole class multiple times, one even before becoming a strong chad Has the balls to pic his girl from the beginning and still has a whole harem simping for him Covers with shame his prothesis "Yeah, I'm another harem isekai, SO WHAT?" Has a fanfic anime adaptation: people keeps arguing if it's better than the faithful one Arm has to be repaired every two episodes due weak fighting skill. Pays thousands in rush order fees, Could have took revenge of the bastard who made him fall into the abyss, but doesn't do it because actually doesn't give a f--- about his virgin days anymore (Still ends killing him later in an unilateral betdown) Even before the story starts has the idol of his class loving and admiring him Has so much forced drama seems a soap opera too insecure to call ahead His little brother kicks his ass every time Becomes a proud dragon into a huge masochistic Survives the hell itself and still is able to feel love and gradually restore his kind side without losing an apex of his massive chadness Girly braid Main character and still is one of weakest in the whole show Has no balls to use a philosophe stone, despite the damage is already done Turns into the paternal figure of a cute little mermaid without even trying it EDGY WELL DONE Only f---- after marriage with a single woman in his life Saves his little girl at least one time for volume Gets an horrible anime adaptation and still gets a 2nd season Unable to save his little girl Just dates the girl at the epilogue because they're childhood friends and she doesn't know any other man His own girlfriend asks him to have more girlfriends Fights and kills the f------ gods with just some help Misguided daddy issues Could have built a better armor than Needs the help of the everyone just to beat a pseudo-god (Note: his dad does most of the work) Too f----- to even drink milk Succesfully resurrects his friend and puts her soul in the body of a sexy OP angel Ironman but f--- that gay s---: Worst sense of style ever see Wears a cool jacket instead Keeps his powers even after returning the real world Needs to sacrifice his powers to accomplish his goal Angry with the world for a mistake that it's completely his own fault Generic and boring happy end: even more than Naruto and Bleach Has a whole sequel about him living and f------ with his 8 bitches Eats the most terrifying monsters as breakfast

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Virgin chared meatloaf garou design CHAD scribbly college notebook sketch garou design Does not give a f--- about consistency Changes design every panel Looks like an alienware PC Physically incapable of doing the sappy smile because ONE forgot to give him a face Probably gonna do the sappy smile at some point. You know the one. Enters the fight sleepwalking with a mild dust cloud Enters the fight ripping black sperm in half Looks scuffed in a series full Looks scuffed in a series full of some of the best art and of scuffed art character designs in manga Illuminated by the moon because the Illuminated by the moon is cool moon to foreshadow a cooler villain Has a massive gaping hole in his face showing his human side under his shell "Not a single trace of his face is left... his blood, hair, fabrics "Time to conduct evil" "GRAAO000OARRRRGH" is a reference to garou being secretly a makima simp is a reference to one of his first lines in his and skin tissue have mixed together in this deformed way.." introduction Doesn't wear shoes. F------ animal. Fights wearing air jordans the madlad Needs a stopwatch during speed scenes to appease the powerscalers Punches Flashy Flash for using a stopwatch

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The Virgin Scot vs The Chad Irishman

The Virgin Scot vs. The Chad Irishman EU has his back Longs for EU Rebel Has own language Collaborator Both languages forced on him by neighbours SEXT Fought for freedom with blood and semtex GUINNESS ORIGINA Actually voted against own independence Shinty played by 3 people and pathetic at all sports Own sports fill stadiums, and beats English at their own games Tiocfaidh ár Celtic Tiger lá Gives oil to England |SNP8 Proudly drinks whiskey and guinness ''Mid cannons' road and rifle's peal, We'll chant a soldier's song" "Those days are gone now, and in the past they must remain" Favourite drinks invented by English (buckfast) and Irish (whisky)

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The virgin trump vs the chad xi vs the vlad putin (chad thad putin)

The Virgin Trump THE CHAD XI VAD PUTIN Lustrous jet-black hair Balding hair looks ridiculous Fkin rides a bear. Cute and fluffy like a bear, children love him Went to none of the debates; no party affiliation; no campaining; still won election Bear develops jawline from Putin's residue testosterone Same weight as a bear Loved and idolised by 600 million women, but Barely got elected still loyal to loving wife by landslide So fat Americans make fun of his Political Wins own Ripped from doing manual labour MUNNY opponents commit suicide out weight election, rigs others in his youth of shame Penis so large can't wear pants Small hands = Censored small penis; made invisible by belly fat Cucked by own wife when visiting other chad leaders everything, even his own penis Allows elections Penis as since he's large as the Soviet confident about winning them Never heard of Union. elections but a master of erections Tough talk about "beating" China and Russia all the time, bows to them in person Judo black Actually capitalist, America owes him trillions of dollars belt Businessman but never makes good trade deals

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the virgin merkel vs the chad putin

VIRGIN MERKEL Daughter with two jobs, doesn't CHAD PUTIN even need a wife Entire EU can't even outmatch Has more tanks than the rest of America Europe combined Not even one child No opposition Tired posture from all the refugee r--- whatsoever Approval rating not even above 50% Doesn't care about USA, makes friends instead Cant even get a majority 16 Years in the of the vote KGB Saggy, weak body Only flag he bears is the Russian Flag Criticizes USA, comes crying back to them when Russia attacks 66 years old, Judo Black Belt Flinches from a Approval rating consistently above 60% massage attempt Embraces violent past, Casually high fives dictators Still guilty about past, tries to cover it up lets the communists stay Puts his army wherever he feels like it

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the virgin charles xii vs chad pyotr veliky (chad peter the great)

The virgin charles XII CHAD PYOTR VELIKY his dad did all the work BELOVED BY EVERY RUSSIAN balding at age 14 MODERNIZED MOTHER RUSSIA TURNING has a mixed reputation in his own cucked country MAGNIFICIENT MOUSTACHE AND HAIR, TALL AND HER INTO THE EUROPEAN SUPERPOWER MUSCULAR all the victories done IT IS TO THIS DAY by other generals HIS PARTIES ALL OVER EUROPE got drunk once, quit alcohol beacuse "muh hangover" the disasters are his fault SHOCKED AND AMAZED KING AND QUEENS MAKING HIM knows he can never INTO A LIVING LEGEND HANDS READY TO SEIZE HIS compare to Charles Il so he never RIGHTFULL BALTIC COAST losses the war despite dies an actual virgin using all his countries ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN WINS THE WAR LIKE A TRUE resources RUSSIAN, SCORCHING LAND AND COUNTINUING THE PERSONALLY LEADING THE ARMY LEGACY his legacy is a shity metal album protesto-luthero-cucko- who gives a s--- TENDER LOVER ONLY RIVALED OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE BY RASPUTIN heretic HIS LEGACY IS THE MOST POWERFULL cries himself to sleep while thinking about Poltava COUNTRY IN THE WORLD RUSSIAN EUROASIAN MASTER RACE POLTAVA IS JUST AN AVERAGE DAY IN HIS LIFE, HAS MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES

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hates her mother puts ash on high pedestal and objectifies him as flawless alpha male alola petition didn't even work proof that girls can be incels too has all the telltale signs an obsessive stalker XY pretends to be deep and mature but really just generic shonen "You're not acting like the Ash I know!" steals ash's clothes while he sleeps never meets any of kisses ash then only exists to be waifu bait leaves forever ash's old friends takes 47 episodes to get a goal honestly would've ruined alola anyway only catches 3 mons cannot realize ash only likes her as a friend loses performance fans give writers death threats just because she didn't dance with ash starts her journey to track down some random kid she met cries like a baby most of her fans are coomers and neckbeards anyway at summer camp years ago writers will probably only put her in Journeys out of pity never chosen bu legendary or mythical arc is just a rehash of previous females only popular because of amourshipping never became kalos queen regularly cucked by a big yellow rat fans treat her like a manic pixie dream girl. Dude, she's 10. ash should probably get a restraining order. a bad role model who teaches little girls to desperately chase after VIZARD men owned Gen IV mon a whole year before Diamond and Pearl even tamed raised axew to badass crew of was popular enough to get her own movie dragon master gyarados owned Gen II mon a whole year before Gold hахоrus water-types advanceshipping is a nice bonus but still popular without it released takes s--- became unova champion takes no s--- brother is a genius from nobody and Silver even released from little kids fandom of genwunners who never send angry tweets to writers actually achieved her dream realistic arc and not just waifu eye candy developed genuine feelings for ash and not a creepy stalker probably made tracey her bitch caught a bulbasaur and squirtle good role model who teaches little girls that hates simps everybody thought she was the worst girl lolnope can use mega evolution unapologetically steals egg from ash and gives zero f---- it's ok not to have raised manaphy everything planned out in life popular without shipping good role model who teaches little girls to be strong and stand up for themselves LAD BLACKELWHITE LADE LAD Indigo League traveled through so many mons that she needs to rotate them time RUBY SAPPHIRE AND he writers are always PINKU NI KAGAYAKU JIMAN NO POKECCHI rightfully putting her on a high pedestal and having her constantly return in the show piplup is such a chad that it never needed to FULL TEAM OF SIX MONS literally helped save the never needed a petition world from team galactic evolve for her to return lol no petition needed a recurring character in Journeys who always comes back basically the co-protagonist of DP raised a cyndaquil beautifully crafted character arc *chef kiss* literally every dude in sinnoh wants her has a goal from day one monkey that is a ping-pong prodigy shares an iconic high five with ash tamed a woolly mammoth given a badass togekiss for literally no reason fandom composed of gen z kids who simply enjoy looking back at childhood traveled between space and time has met arceus never stalked ash just asked "Can I come with you?" like a normal person actually cares about her mother best contest episodes chosen by mesprit memorable rivals returned in unova for 9 episodes Gen IV was so beloved that Game Freak made two new sinnoh games pearlshipping is actually healthy but still doesn't even need waifu baiting and contrived shipping to be healthy GAD DIAMOND PEARL N

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