Why did it take me so long to realize they’re not just handsome squidwards, they’re handsome SQUIDwards

Waddle Dee has:

-Ness's baseball bat
-Mr. G&W's Judge hammer
-Inkling's Splattershot
-Mega Man's Mega Buster
-Simon/Richter's chain whip
-Snake's grenades
-Villager's Lloid
-Shulk's Monado
-Olimar's Blue Pikmin
-Link's Master Sword
-King K. Rool's blunderbuss
-Diddy Kong's Peanut Popgun
-Dedede's hammer
-Fox/Falco's blaster
-Samus/Dark Samus's arm cannon
-Sora's Keyblade
-Peach/Daisy's frying pan
-Steve's pickaxe