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tme enoya plup ☐ Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)19:02:34 No.62817231 ►>>62817236 >>62817251 >>62817254 >>62817285 >>62817524 >>62817645 >>62817659 >>62817710 >>62818175 >>62819186 >>62819258 >>62819848 >>62820428 >>62821616 >>62822058 >>62824287 >>62828892 Are year ago or so, when the Russian motorcycle infantry attacks started some of you guys were joking about scooter infantry soon. Well, who is laughing now? >> >> Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)19:03:34 No.62817236 ►>>62820897 >>62817231 (OP) >tut-tut >we're the russian army >2nd army of the world! >fear us ☐ Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)19:05:46 No.62817251 >>62817734 >>62817756 >>62817231 (OP). Russian equipment loss cope cycle: >these are just to plug gaps in the rear and will never be used close to the front lines. There are no serious equipment losses, and it is Ukraine that is falling apart before our very eyes under the weight of Russian advancements! 1 week later: >UAV footage of strewn bodies around some Chinese made clown cars 2 Weeks later: >Russian telegrams celebating showing off their success with new Chinese clown cars >Online shills turn to praising this as a new, novel, genius tactic to overwhelm Ukrainians and is leading to victory on the ground Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)19:06:08 No.62817254 ►>>62817262 >>62817447 >>62817830 >>62830067 File: 51N5T+PglWS._AC_SL1500_.jpg (66 KB, 942x1498) >>62817231 (OP). I will not be satisfied until the Russian army is evacing wounded with Razor kick scooters, >>☐ Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)08:21:16 No.62830067 ► File: 1520796877694.jpg (43 KB, 750x750) >>62817254 return to monke >>> ☐ Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)20:17:33 No.62817659 >>62817686 >>62817689 >>62821889 >>62817231 (OP). did the russian government just stop giving any pretense of wanting to preserve their soldiers' lives? >you see ivan, we get on bike, charge enemy position >but what if they make fire at us? >we are on bike, outrun bullet >>> ☐ Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)20:24:25 No.62817686 ►>>62817721 >>62817659 anon you have it completely backwards in how Russians perceive losses The more dead under your command the better! It means you're really trying hard. Having low losses? That must mean you're not really doing much of anything. This is grounds for removal and a trip to the corrective r----pit. Yes, "you will die and it will be good" exists as a meme for a reason. It wasn't just some isolated schizoid commander, but representative of the RU command culture. >>> ☐ Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)20:29:01 No.62817721 ► >> File: Screenshot 2024-11-01 at (...).png (570 KB, 835x712) Around 1 mild, wounded' ful-scale war in Ukrame w reports >>62817686 I think the literal orders are they get rewarded for how much land they take by meter, and the logical way to achieve that is to spam units until they force Ukrainian forces back. That results in a lot of death, and they need to keep the meat grinder back. So they need 30K men a month to just keep up with the losses, and it takes months for the wounded to recover to fight again (if they're not just send back to the front to die). The reported average casualty ratio is 3:1, which is pretty bad. Russians face horrific losses when they're on the offensive, but Ukraine also faces losses when they attack as well so it evens out to 3:1. That means Ukraine still loses a lot. ☐ Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)20:28:02 No.62817710 ►>>62821946 >>62817231 (OP). Literally the same 'Zhoujian' scooters you see in any Chinese LiveLeak >> lol Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)21:46:11 No.62818175 >>62817231 (OP) cavalrybros, we're so back ☐ Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)21:03:47 No.62817889 >>62817899 >>62817914 >>62820997 File: kek.jpg (406 KB, 1003x767) >elite brigades have to beg on fagbook for AWOL soldiers to pretty please come back. Things are looking up for Ukraine! >> Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)20:33:57 No.62817739 >Day 985 of the 3 day war U Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)21:54:45 No.62818234 ►>>62818312 >> >> h--------, it really has been almost 1000 days since king udmurt launched this war ☐ Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)22:09:22 No.62818312 ►>>62818334 >>62818234 and now we have Bradleys and Abrams running inside Russian territory, go back even 1 year ago and tell someone that this would happen and they would laught at you. ☐ Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)16:02:29 No.62822058 ►>>62822080 >>62817231 (OP) >Well, who is laughing now? scooters manufacturers Russian losses last 24 hours and totals personnel is Russians killed and does not include wounded 05.11.2024 Tanks - 9208 (+15) Armored fighting vehicle - 18581 (+43) Artillery systems - 20150 (+29) MLRS-1245 Anti-aircraft warfare - 996 (+2) Planes - 369 Helicopters - 329 UAV 18309 (+29) Cruise missiles - 2631 (+2) Ships (boats) — 28 Submarines-1 Trucks and fuel tankers - 28278 (+41) Special equipment - 3587 Military personnel-aprx. 701650 people (+1260) >Artillery systems-20150 (+29) unchanged analysis 78.68% of ISS 'themilitarybalance' estimates of 25609 Russian towed and self propelled artillery and mortars, active and reserve Feb 2022 are been destroyed approximately 5,459 remain. Also many remaining Russian guns in depots have had their barrels removed to be used as replacements for worn barrels. Russia's chronic vehicle shortage now has a companion chronic artillery shortage, this will begin to leave compromising levels of reduced artillery in portions of the Russian front lines commencing in -12 days at the attrition rate of the last 12 months. Russia can only use air power and FAB bombs to try and fill the gap, or drastically shorten its lines to retain the same level of artillery cover. I expect it to try and use air power, the consequence will be increased air combat and looses of Russian air frames and an escalating artillery crisis in the Russian forces. There will be an increased mix of begging threats and other PR stunts by the Kremlin to try and get a ceasefire as they have lost this war. Russia will no longer be able to mount any mechanized offensive operations or offensive operation with artillery support (basically all) by spring and Russia will be effectively defenseless against its neighbors if they advance onto Russian territory. Why economic collapse will force Putin to end the war https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxKLaQ1p60s [Embed] 53 separate mechanized brigade named after Prince Volodymyr Monomakh 2 year !!!!!!ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION!!!!!!! We can all make mistakes, it's a part of life. It is important to remember that one transgression does not define us completely. We support those who want to right the wrongs of the past. For every serviceman who previously voluntarily left the unit, the door is now open to return. We have one country, one goal, and we can win only together. It is important that everyone who is willing to protect our land can join the common cause, regardless of past decisions. If you want to return to the formation and join the fight for our common victory, contact us. Details can be found by phone: 0 (93) 47 separate mechanized brigade 3 year It is POSSIBLE to return from SZCH! Hello to everyone who has voluntarily left their military unit. 47. separate mechanized brigade understands that there are various reasons for such an act. Someone was tired and missed their relatives, others did not find a place in their brigade for the specialty that was provided. We are ready to offer you decent conditions with a modern approach. Our goal is to provide an opportunity for every fighter to return to the formation and realize himself. Recruiters of 47 separate mechanized brigades are already waiting for your call and will provide consultation and support at all stages of return. Call this number: and join the worthy, because the battle continues and we need your support. to everyone who C34
Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)07:24:27 No.62825522 ►>>62825533 >>62825545 >>62825639 >>62825665 >>62825959 >>62826220 >>62827886 >>62828374 >>62828694 >>62829921 >>62831880 File: e4xarmgnz4zd1.png (221 KB, 1068x445) Gideon Rachman @gideonrachman. 2h: A usually reliable source tells me that the North Korean soldiers who have deployed to Russia have never had unfettered access to the internet before. As a result, they are gorging on p----------. 413 172K 11.8K 1.4M >>62825340 (OP). ☐ Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)11:08:52 No.62830351 ► >>62830194 They were not prepared for the infohazards of the outside world. ☐ Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)07:27:00 No.62825533 >>62825522 >Gorging on p--- >Discover Ukrainian Women >The game was rigged from the start. ☐ Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)07:28:52 No.62825545 ► >>62825522 kindred spirits, norks and I ☐ Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)23:14:37 No.62828694 ►>>62832904 File: 800px-Daddy,_what_did_You(...).jpg (396 KB, 800x1212) >>62825522 >Mfw I have to explain to young Hwan and Jae that I was engaged in intense hand-to-gland combat whilst my unsupported russian comrades blew their own brains out ☐ Anonymous 11/08/24(Fri)02:14:49 No.62832904 ► File: sides.gif (1.96 MB, 615x413) >>62828694 >hand-to-gland combat ☐ Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)09:27:35 No.62825959 >>62825994 >>62825998 >>62827403 >>62831263 File: ee498dc77bc6597e5792c9731(...).png (374 KB, 1198x1300) >>62825522 North Korean yiff artist when? ☐ Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)11:33:54 No.62826220 ► >>62825522 through d---, unity. ☐ Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)07:49:33 No.62825639 >>62825649 >>62825522 this is what happened when some south American Indian tribe got smartphones. i believe it 100%. ☐ Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)07:54:00 No.62825649 ►>>62825658 >>62825685 >>62825639 Once they discover Kpop best korea is doomed ☐ Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)07:57:06 No.62825658 ► >>62825649 Nah. When they will discover vtubers, then the Best Korea will be truly doomed Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)08:05:36 No.62825685 ►>>62826543 File: 1000017655.png (18 KB, 688x562) >>62825649 dvds are popular smuggled imports in north korea. Kpop is known there, and I'm sure you can get p---. what you can't get is unlimited tailored content for every conceivable fetish in 1080p, for free. ☐ Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)13:43:08 No.62826543 ►>>62826582 >>62829609 >>62825685 All forms of p--- are incredibly illegal in Norkistan. Punishment for possessing that stuff includes execution, and that special treatment where they send your entire extended family to a labor camp for a decade+. Even the elite party members Pyongyang who own basic push-button cellphones and trade DVDs and USB drives of smuggled south korean media don't really have access to p---. The Chinese smugglers that bribe the border guards to smuggle contraband into Norkland all know just how strictly p--- possession is punished, so they simply don't take the risk of smuggling it. ☐ Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)13:51:57 No.62826582 ► >>62826543 >p--- are incredibly illegal in Norkistan gonna need a verification on that ☐ Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)04:36:38 No.62829609 >>62830683 >>62826543 >so they simply don't take the risk of smuggling it. >t. doesn't understand how black-market economies work Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)14:28:15 No.62830683 >>62829609 >>62833391 There isn't a market for it. Risk vs reward equation doesn't produce a profitable result in this scenario. ☐ Anonymous 11/08/24(Fri)04:16:37 No.62833391 ► >>62830683 How did Dear Leader build a perfect society that lacks any crime? ☐ Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)21:55:16 No.62828374 >>62828408 >>62831896 File: D1UpCL7X4AMSkay.jpg (57 KB, 600x382) >>62825522 Henry Crumpton's book "Art of Intelligence" has a section about all the different materials he used to bribe people in Africa. Most wanted cash, some like luxury gifts and false gestures of friendship, sketchy dudes wanted something easy to trade and untraceable, so bullion of some sort, and North Koreans wanted p---. A betrayal that would take one man a few thousand dollars to do for him, it took North Koreans only a few boxes of p--- on VHS. Just a national addiction to p----------. The Democratic People's Republic of Gooning. ☐ Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)22:03:45 No.62828408 ►>>62828423 >>62828374 If there were norks in Africa, why didn't they just take the money and buy ten times more p---? Dear Leader is half the planet away, and they obviously had enough freedom to barter favors for p---, so what would stop them from doing one extra step? ☐ Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)22:08:58 No.62828423 ► >>62828408 I imagine they did. That's addiction. Access was an issue though because this was isolated, rural, Africa in the 90s. How much quality smut was floating around in the middle of nowhere Africa that worked on North Korean VHS players? It's not like they were allowed to go into town, either.
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