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9 min. ago Anonymous 1 804906840 positive dad stories thread >be me, 9 >own a toy firetruck >godifuckinglovemyfiretruck.jpg >bring to show and tell >kids make fun of firetruck 158.5 kB PNG >go home tell dad >dad tells me not to worry about it >next day >dad wakes me up for drive to school >pass school >"dad where are we going?" >"my friends want to meet you anon" >pull up to firehouse >dad told his firefighter friends what happened >get tour of firehouse and meet real firemen >get to honk real firetruck horn mfw my dad took off work just to make me feel better over some stupid toy truck

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)11:09:48 No.64453400 >be me >look for entry level jobs on the ads on the joblist site 1.73 MB PNG >"water tester" >"competitive salary" >you have to understand that I am stupid to the point of almost being mentally disabled >l show up thinking I'm going to taste test water >no >but my interviewer laughs and tells me l'm hilarious >l get a uniform and a schedule >all I have to do is put strips of paper into samples and record colors onto a pad of grid paper and then write a report >my job is so boring I'm literally posting on 4chan on company time

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Apparently there's a Ukrainian Fulcrum pilot who's already chalked off six air to air kills today against Russian forces. 2x SU-35, 1x SU-27, 1x MiG 29, 2x SU-25. He is being called the "Ghost of Kyiv". Godspeed, and happy hunting. HOBOE ИЗДАН ИЕ FMZmV4cXMBMPdzz.jpg 52 KB JPG >barges into your airspace >prevents you from establishing air dominance >refuses to elaborate >leaves

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GOLDS AR TEND Anonymous 6 minutes ago No.33740769 =>>33740865 >>33740506 Look at the background house. Rusted kitchenware, handmade shelves. These people are extremely poor but the old man is use to it. Most likely made all that stuff with his own hands. He had a son and tried his best to raise him right. But what happened. The internet got hold of him and drove the devil into him. Now instead of being a hard working man, like himself, who would at the very least be able to take care of himself when the old man dies, he has a degenerate of a son. A degenerate of a son who spends his time and limited money making animal costumes. And he has the audacity to dress up and pretend to be a dogman during one of the few family holidays they get to spend time together. The father is ashamed. The mother is ashamed. Some other relative holds the camera and tries to cheer everyone on because they dont want this family to fall apart anymore than it possibly could. And the worst thing is, the son doesnt even bother to take his silly mask off. No, instead he would prefer to maintain his role of gay f----- furry. When he fondly looks back on this picture, he will be completely oblivious to the shame his family felt and still feels. No. In his delusional mind, enforced by online supporters, he will feel he is doing a good thing, that his life is great, and that he is the wolfman he always knew he was... because he is insane. UNIng TVOMS

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: Anonymous (ID: 2NRY3HU5) A 02/24/22(Thu)08:58:11 No.362838133 Dana Houle @DanaHoule Lot of people in Ukraine crowding together inside. Only 35% of Ukrainians have been vaccinated. Less than 2% have been boosted. 11:47 PM Feb 23, 2022 - Tweetbot for ios Low Booster Rates.png 23 KB PNG >>362838763 # >>362839515 # >>362839862 # Anonymous (ID: Kt817rzM ) 02/24/22(Thu)09:01:20 No.362838763 >>362838133 # Oh no, get yOur booster now to be protected from Russian rockets!

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: Anonymous (ID: ubua9YZJ 02/24/22(Thu)14:09:27 No.362999977 >>362999565 # How's it going in Keev? >>363001249 # : Anonymous (ID: lil640Jy ) 02/24/22(Thu)14:10:20 No.363000241 ELDEN RING ПРЕДЗАГРУЗКА 1 ПРИОСТАНОВИТЬ 6,23 Гб из 46,96 Гб steam_wn6i4CyjF0.png 139 KB PNG 0000000000oohhhhh elden ring >>363000950 # >>363001654 # >>363002436 # >>363002624 # >>363006156 # >>363006459 # >>363007663 # >>363009270 # >>363013368 #

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: Anonymous 02/01/20(Sat)21:02:27 No.56535266 >talking to my dad about my depression >explaining passive suicidality >"while I'm not going to actively try to kill myself, if a truck was coming straight at me I probably wouldn't get out of the way" >his reply 93 KB JPG >his f------ reply >"oh that's how I've felt my whole life" >mfw %3D

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U Anonymous (ID: 7+lhhBb4 02/24/22(Thu)20:38:36 No.362991830 >>362992427 >>362992616 >>362993056 >>362993390 >>362993562 >>362993712 File: 20220224 213740.jpg (2.79 MB, 1769x2861) >>362985353 They're not winning, we're beating the s--- out of them and they run like cockroaches at light, the so called "mighty" Russian "military" more like homosexual sadomaso o--- running away from people with few weeks of training barely being able to hold a single village away from not getting reconquista from Ukrainian military. All that scares me is their artillery that fires like retards mostly on civilian sites sometimes hitting on us cause in the rest I feel like I play on easy mode in Call of Duty, not a long time ago I got back to the barracks to relax aftee 2 hours of firefight getting the reinforcements, I may get back to fight in few more hours after a bit of sleep. Sorey Putin and Putinbots, but your POWS have bettee conditions on our jails than they have at your home and are way better treated than into your barracks plagued by abuse and homosexuality.

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8IHUX6ZK No. 362803234 14 minutes ago 1645673857395.jpg JPG 200.5 KiB 495x602 E United States WHO CARES ABOUT RUSSIA The vierce ha ad RUSHIA IS GRADUATING psTFzbFc No. 362804199 10 minutes ago Ukraine >>362803234 Now my day is f------ ruined 4 replies

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Anonymous F--- audiobooktards 02/24/22(Thu)11:41:31 No.67559579 >Dude I read 50 books this year! >Yeah all of them were audiobooks. You read 0 books this year. 13 KB JPG Anonymous 02/24/22(Thu)12:43:38 No.67560119 >>67559579 (OP) Based. Audiobooks are for midwits. Its just a podcast with extra steps. You cant fully take in a book just by listening to it. Thats like watching 2001 a space odyssey on your second monitor while you play TF2 and j-------. You didnt watch the movie

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9 min. ago Anonymous 1 804906840 positive dad stories thread >be me, 9 >own a toy firetruck >godifuckinglovemyfiretruck.jpg >bring to show and tell >kids make fun of firetruck 158.5 kB PNG >go home tell dad >dad tells me not to worry about it >next day >dad wakes me up for drive to school >pass school >"dad where are we going?" >"my friends want to meet you anon" >pull up to firehouse >dad told his firefighter friends what happened >get tour of firehouse and meet real firemen >get to honk real firetruck horn mfw my dad took off work just to make me feel better over some stupid toy truck

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