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Anonymous 49013359 2 hr. ago •. Gave up comfy semi-neet life for p----. >Start Uni >Have a 1bd apartment, tv, pc, and all my favorite vidya > All payed for by student loans( The Devil's neet bucks) >Live this comfy life for 3 years straight >One day while walking home see a skelly kitty. >Take her back to my place and feed her. >Plan on taking her to the shelter >Never got around to it >One day kitty stops eating or drinking or playing. >This happened for three days straight and on the third day I panicked and wen to the urgent care vet. >Vet says something is stuck in her tummy >She asks if they can proceed with surgery. >Do what you gotta do n---- >Operation is successful, f--- yes. >Vet hands me the bill. 13.6 kB JPG >THREE THOUSAND F------ DOLLARS >Tell them I cant pay for this s--- >She says "Hey you can do a payment plan. But if you miss one payment for more than two months, a collection agency will be up on your ass. >Agree. sign some papers and start looking for a job >Takes a f------ month to finally get one interview as cashier at a BP station. >Trump'seconomy.pdf >My life now consists of going to school, then work, then studying, then playing with the little one. >Every night, her tiny 3 month body sleeps on my belly. I think its worth it bros.

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Anonymous 38 KB JPG 06/08/21(Tue)19:51:50 No.146433504 >have a coworker who is Dutch >we both need to go to the same project the next day >offer to drive and say I will pick him up >he says thanks and gives me his adress >the next day I drive over to his home >he isn't fully ready to leave yet but offers me to wait inside >he asks if I want a coffee >say sure because I didn't have my morning coffee yet >his wife makes me a coffee while he finishes getting ready >drive him to the project and drop him back of at his home in the evening >he says "thank you so much for driving anon!" >get home myself >hear a notification comming in on my phone >it is a 'tikkie' for 0.50 EUR from my Dutch colleague for the morning coffee I had at his place
Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:29:29 No.146551057 1713812614849717.png 1.49 MB PNG ITT: we pretend we're in Gotham Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:34:28 No.146555487 I was waiting at the bus stop and next thing I know Im at Batmans feet with a broken collar bone and three weeks missing. Turns out Mad Hatter put one of stupid hats on me when my back was turned. Work says theyve already filled my position and theres nothing they can do I hate this city I hate this city Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:36:40 No.146555501 I was blowing a dude in crime alley but his c--- tasted funny. Kinda... earthy? I looked up and it was Clayface. Called me a f-- and ran away laughing. 69 KB JPG
Oh my GOD just talk to actual women, we're all horny and unhappy too you're not special you f------ weirdos New York Post @nypost- Apr 15 Tech exec predicts 'Al girlfriends' will create $1B business: 'Comfort at the end of the day' trib.al/XORAIML : Anonymous (ID: P3y3PZCt >talk to women ew weirdo >dont talk to women ew weirdo 11/16/24(Sat)11:35:50 No.488637069
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