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Greentext Stories - anons autism is a weapon to surpass metal gear | /r/Greentext

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Anonymous 1 hour ago 808833626 >be me >~15 >metal gear solid 3 just came out >save up hard-earned money to buy a bunch of military gear to look like snake >every couple of weeks i go out late at night and sneak around town, going into malls and such while avoiding detection >sometimes i walk through the jungle >i live in florida, which is very similar in terrain to vietnam and they used to train special forces during the vietnam war in florida >so its the best place for sneaky beaky >family goes to ybor city (district of Tampa with a very large cuban population) for vacation to escape hurricane katrina (of course it just ended up turning and we got hit anyways) >we walk into a cuban tobacco shop >my mom is a mexican immigrant, starts speaking to the guy in spanish >looks at me >"you know anon, back in mexico our parents used to let us smoke and drink every now and then. wanna try a cigar?" >"sure mom, but let me take it home, ill try it later" >i buy a big, fat, brown cuban cigar just like the one snake smokes >fast forward a few days, we head back to town, the whole place is ruined >national guard is there, handing out food and water >our house is mostly okay, just some fallen trees which i help clean up >fast forward to night time >get geared up, sneak out at 1 in the morning to go complete my "mission" >i decide to head to a big outdoor mall that everybody my age goes to after school >sneak past armed, uniformed soldiers on my way, i feel like a f------ legend >finally get to a piece of jungle that overlooks the mall (florida has plenty of places like this, raw untamed jungle right next to developed buildings and neighborhoods) >kneel down, light my cigar and put it in my mouth >cuban guy told me not to inhale but i do it anyways >death_by_coughing.mp3 >finally, i kneel down and get an overview of the mall with my cigar >feel like a total badass >make my way across the field >f--- around in the mall, go into shops with the windows broken, have fun >suddenly hear something 4 REPLIES Anonymous 1 hour ago 808834149 >>808833626 (OP) >a bunch of ghetto kids from my high school are looting and f------ around, about 5 of them >i hide behind a counter >i hear them coming >they see me squatting down, looking right at them >they are like 6 feet from me, just staring >ohfuck.jpg >"EY ITS DAT WEIRD ASS N---- FROM SCHOOL WHAT U DOIN BRUH" >they begin approaching me >"EY L-- BEAT THIS N---- ASS AHAHАНА" >i guess they couldnt see that i was armed because it was so dark >i have a tippman paintball pistol on a dropleg holster, i unholster it and take out my knife >KNIFEGUN.png >about to teach them the basics of cqc >"Aw s--- n---- this n---- aint playin..." >i begin approaching them, looking like pic related >cigar in my mouth, gun drawn >"ey bro l-- bounce this n---- serious bro" >they walk backwards, slowly at first, then pick up speed >"BRO L-- GO THIS N---- CRAZY BRO" >feel like a badass, but kinda shaken up >put out the cigar and go home >a few weeks later, school is back in >nobody knows my true identity >i am snake >snake is me Truly, my autism knows no bounds

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