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: Anonymous (ID: tz69+Qc 03/25/17(Sat)12:11:28 No.118239278 1490443275966956698.jpg 218 KB JPG if I only lived in US I could eat hamburger with a juicy beef and a dozen of great vegetables but I was born in this f------ s------- and have to eat something that doesnt even look like a food, in US even dogs get better food than poles. kill me someone please

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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onymous 12/25/21(Sat)20:12:37 No.869317431 > Be me > 26 yo single wagie haven't seen family in years > family asks if I'm coming to visit for Christmas > really want to see them > try to get time off to go > a------ boss won't give time off 7 KB JPG because, "It's a Blackout week and we need people here" > want to quit, but cant due to bills > regretfully tell family I couldn't due to me working > Family seems upset but they understand > depression worsens due to another Christmas alone. > cut to Christmas Eve > closing store for the holiday. > hear knock at the door > go to tell them I'm closed > realize it was my family > they tell me they flew out to spend Christmas with me > begin tearing up > feelsgoodman.jpg| How was your day /b/?

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Ye old stalgia 2011 >Start Minecraft at 4 pm after school on Wednesdays. Call up a bunch of close dudes on landline to come online and play Minecraft. >Spend time building a house with pool, design a flag, etc and have fun. >Our base gets popular online and the boys gang is so proud of it! >Confidence ++ and I feel like I can be an architect. 2019-2021 >Go back to Minecraft. >Find so many orgasmic bases online that spread for longer than my potato PC can render without lagging. >Find out the players who made the bases are on YouTube. >Mfw they're 12 - 15 year olds who did this. >Go back to my old base and feel bad about something that I was once so proud of. Internet, while beautiful has ruined my confidence a lot of times. Thinking of posting things that I once was proud of make me feel autistic and retarded noW.

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| Anonymous 09/14/16(Wed) 19:11:11 No.703940657 >be me >recently moved because of job opportunity, no gf, no friends in town >every friday, order a pizza from local pizzahut >give delivery guy a different 21 KB JPG "challenge" every time they bring a pizza, with a large tip as a reward if they complete it >always make them america-related >start easy. draw an american flag for 5$ >slowly make them more and more challenging, increasing reward as time goes on >"recite the preamble for 20$" >"tell me your personal opinion on the 2nd amendment for 10$" >etc etc >this goes on for a few months until pretty much every employee in the resturaunt that has done a delivery has at least attempted one of my challenges >yesterday, get in pretty bad car accident >wake up in hospital today. told by nurse that a few people came by to visit, mainly coworkers from job >some of them left a pizza >mfw there's a pizza on a table in the room of the same type that i always get >mfw it's got an american flag on it and a "get well soon" card with signatures from the entire restaurant staff

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Anon is scared | /r/Greentext

1500590969099.jpg (78 KB, 346x450) google yandex >make post criticizing google >next captcha shows street near my house

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Anon nukem | /r/Greentext

>HS >in English class >get put in a project with 2 stacys >can almost do a perfect duke nukem accent, spent hours in my room autistically practicing certain one liners >can only hold it for like 3 seconds and even then it depends on the words, the voice is just too 10 KB JPG f------ deep for me to do for very long >throughout the project the stacys tease me and act condescending the whole time >soul crushing having to work with such f------ bafoons >one gives me her ipad to go charge >i bend over to plug in into the outlet >one goes "ooh nice ass boy haha" >turn around and let her have it >unleash the pure raw sexual power of the duke voice >say "you wanna touch it, don't you?" nailed it >they both flush completely red >they don't bother me for the rest of the project >tfw duky saved me

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Anon Visits Black Twitter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 8mCevlw5 File: 1_big.png (278 KB, 525x480) 12/25/21(Sat)07:56:04 No.353599318 >>353599366 >>353601292 >>353595346 (OP) >be me >read comments >realize it's black twitter >close tab

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: Anonymous 12/25/21(Sat)21:18:06 No.869292245 > Room hasn't looked like the lovechild of a warehouse and a landfill in 6 months > Haven't had suicidal thoughts in 6 months 340 KB JPG > Mostly been a happy average joe normie for the past 6 months > Boyfriend of 3 years left me 6 months ago Trying not to do the maths because that would mean I lost 3 years on my life on a happiness leech

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onymous 12/25/21(Sat)20:56:20 No.869310286 >Be me, have ghost pepper plant >there are currently fruit flies in the house cause of a bad batch of bananas >ghost pepper starts growing, it's the only one > I see one of those greedy f------ 22 KB JPG fruit flies going for the baby bud >you have all the fruit in the world but still decide to prey on my precious plant >kill that son of a bitch with the force of 1000 Ben shapiros >Satisfied with my work, leave >Pepper plant produces more flowers but they all wither and die >Mfw the fruit fly wasn't eating the buds, it was pollinating them I killed my only chance at having more peppers. Flies r all gone cause I clean the house and it's the middle of winter so there's no pollinators. I guess I'm just a fool now.

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U Anonymous 10/27/16(Thu)07:10:15 No.32360229 File: 223211b5a1.png (440 KB, 632x604) >32360378 >>32360816 Not really cringe, but I have a story from a friend about missing social cues. >Walking around town late at night >Reach a guy sitting on the sidewalk, he asks me for money >"Sorry man, I don't have any money." >"I have a knife." >"Nah, that's okay man, I don't need a knife" >Walk away, don't realize I was getting robbed until later that night

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Anon cucks his friends | /r/Greentext

388039314 >>388031682 (OP) # In Crusader Kings II, I actually cucked my friends to death. >in MP with bros >in char creation, I give my boy a f--- load of health and charisma 35 KB PNG >game starts >everyone finds wives and makes with the lineage continuing >pick the seduction focus >l can now attempt to drop dong on any woman in the game >charisma so high it almost always works >proceed to do so with the bros wives >beat several of them to the buzzer >their firstborn is actually mine >d--- my way around europe >eventually catch super AIDS from some french harlot >my health stat is so high it keeps my d--- from rotting off and killing me >now anyone I f--- has a chance of catching the super AIDS >but they don't have the health sat cranked up like I do, so it will eventually kill them >proceed to f--- my bros wives >wives catch the super AIDS >they give it to their husbands before dying >bros all die >many of their heirs aren't even theirs >l committed regicide with my c---

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