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Anonymous iD: B6E70DRK No.83044520 22 minutes ago >>83044257 (OP) >live in libertarian utopia >wake up >no internet because DARPA was never funded and thus it wasn't developed >eat breakfast >hope I don't die of heavy metal poisoning because there are no regulations regarding food safety >walk outside >get in my car >hope I don't get hit because there's no regulations requiring seat belts or airbags >driving along the dirt road to my job at megacorp because there are no roads >work for 9 hours with a 15 minute break to eat my hopefully toxin free food >drive home from work to greet my daughter >who's completely illiterate and can't go to school because there are no public schools and I can't afford private school >just as I pull up to the house, a guy in a van with free ice cream snatches my daughter and drives off in a cloud of dust >call the private police company >'please note you will be charged $19.95 for this call" >they give me a quote for $1000 to investigate my daughter being kidnapped >only make $800 a month because no labor laws >politely decline >walk home >get stabbed for my shoes >nearby private police contractor can't interfere because I don't have coverage with their company >can't afford to go to the hospital, but then l'd probably die there anyway because there's no requirements for hospitals to practice proper sanitation >megacorp inherits my house because that's what my employment contract said in the I fine print >reflect on how fantastic life is without that oppressive government 1 reply /pol/ imagines a libertarian paradise

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ObadiahtheSlim

Nov 24, 2021 at 04:02PM EST

More an-cap than libertarian.

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Gone

Nov 24, 2021 at 03:36AM EST

I feel like we need a couple of definitions for the different branches of libertarianism; most political theories aren't monoliths, just like the Right and Left are spectrums, not rigidly defined belief systems. Like, one that is "just the bare minimum of regulation needed for a functional society" and one for… whatever the hell this is.

I mean, I guess there might be at least one person who wants no regulation at all, period, but I sure as hell haven't met a single person who ever said that.

That said, this would make an interesting setting for a dystopian video game or something.

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