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Gaming - One of the Worst Escort Missions in Gaming

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Dallas! 615Q2 I stand in toxic gas. I'm always in the way. And I will never Go away. 162 W, I

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I never actually knew it was possible to save him.

The Mainliners always got him shortly after their introduction.

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Dallas is the worst NPC ever, okay? That isn't even an exaggeration. In a game where optional escort missions are prevalent (and I always take them, because 99.999% of the time, it's worth it for the extra fire power), he is the one black spot. While others are runnin'-and-gunnin' with the best of them, Dallas just kind of looks at his pistol in awe during shoot-outs. The most cowardly one, Luther, recognizes danger and runs from it. Dallas stands in clouds of noxious gas and has staring contests with marksmen.

Hell, Sergei is an NPC who is high off his ass and never gets off the couch. HE is worth more than Dallas.

It's not even the game AI, either. Everyone else is a killing machine or just stands out of the way. It's just Dallas. Dallas is dumb as a sack of rocks. And guess what? You have to deal with him for three chapters. Three.

I finally saved his sorry ass (I am never saving him on Hard ever again), but… I…

Eurgh. Gotdammit, Dallas.

(I've been playing waaaay too much of The Suffering lately.)

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