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![17 Awards No guns. No gun violence. Its really that f------ simple. G Reply 金3.7k 5h 114 Awards No cars. No car accidents. No sex. No STDS. No gravity. No falling down. No water. No drowning. Its [sic] really that f------ simple. ETA: Yeah, I chose some dumb things randomly. The point I didn't get across is that taking away something isn't an immediate solution to fix violence. -3.8k 3](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/167/920/f9b.jpg "I love it when Redditors seems to think that they have all the answers. | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes")
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their Enables binge drinking but has no moral compass Sacrificial lamb lost want to miss out on temper Breaks up tuition Traumatize occasionally the college experience Comps you occasionally children Hosts tons of Becomes a on the Af fights and arguments like a pro All her cutlery is from the cafeteria parties and gives away alcohol out of the goodness of her heart campus meme You really hope they don't get into a position of power Has several stock Resells the stuff "Looking??" market he gets with employee discount on his fake IDs and Ends up in the hospital and drops out It comes out of the cafeteria workers' pay but she doesn't care identities and is sus af own](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/167/678/97e.jpg "9x9 College Campus Compass | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes")
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