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Wojak - The extraordinarily underachieving 20-something half-awake half-sentient man of perpetually vague disposition

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The extraordinarily underachieving 20-something half-awake half-sentient man of perpetually vague disposition Either stays completely quiet or speaks in a quiet and slightly slurred way, with a mixture of ineloquent reductive language and uncommon, strange words. Attempts to be very straight to the point, but it is always incoherent and never makes a tangible pivot or point in the conversation, sounding almost schizophrenic in his descriptions of things. Talks in a very fast but boring way. No worldview or political opinion. He has teetered a little bit and window shopped between propagandized ideologies on the Internet, but he chooses to stay "neutral" or "natural" perhaps due to laziness and a strong fear of rejection and esteem- destruction he has received from expressing his (simplistic) opinions before. He views himself as too stupid to have the right to vote or have a political opinion. Clueless on how to present a personality. May string some phrases he heard from the Internet together or vaguely copy some kind of smart sounding monologue from somewhere. Difficult to talk because he can't seem to keep the contents of a conversation in mind. He will either just repeatedly ask about things you have just said or he will awkwardly not respond at allI. Heavy resistance to efforted activites since a child - his parents didn't know what to do with him. This has funneled him into a strange life of spending his time doing things that require very little energy or effort that happen to be in his vague lane of immediate interest, if you could call it interest. He has never had a passion or hobby, or his passion for them just fizzled out one day. Has never really created anything or pursued some kind of creative hobby despite having years and years and years of (wasted) free time to do whatever he wants on his Listens to a very narrow repoitoire of music: Obscure ambient anime soundtracks (particularly Gregorian chanting) and "warm" sounding ambient music. Bad grades thorughout all of school. Would make a willed attempt to organize himself and finish assignments at the beginning of a new school year, but would burn out within a week and resume his apathy. РС. Has a small group of friends he met early on in life at school. His presence is mostly making random quips, sometimes creating a goofy atmosphere. He might even impress someone naive, seeing a shadow of some charisma in him. No one would be Upon discovering the PC circa age -10 and subsequently the Internet, he became utterly addicted. His parents rarely saw him out of his room after this. comfortable one on one. Likes to spontaneously speculate about a tranhumanist future and the implications of that on society and encryption. Very average looking. May have good fashion sense for someone like him, but he wears the same outfit every day - it's his "design". Chooses not to have any opinions on women really. He might daydream about being in a relationship but he knows these are not real considerations. Scared of Robotic gait. Walks like a marching parada soldier in fast motion. romantic thoughts and neutralizes any rare feelings he catches because he thinks it's something that's above his head and he would f--- it up catastrophically, or out of fear of that he might become something reminds him of his mom or dad. Just wants a small group of friends with a very tight rapport. Has never owned an umbrella. High tolerance for being drenched in rain

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