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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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> Text to random numbers > They tell me have the wrong number > "Oh silly me, sorry to bother" > Wait for 2 am > "one day you are going to forget me, but l'm never going to forget you" > Pic related 7h (6/19 11:03) · 64215826 >>64215810 (OP) You are exceeding healthy amounts of trolling

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NYC Man Kills His Mom After She Asks Him to Get a Job, Family Says Published January 27, 2021 • Updated on January 27, 2021 at 6:55 am f NBC Universal, Inc. >be me >try to choose the neet life >but the thug life chose me instead Sucks man

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: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)13:25:09 No.64215993 >have 5 sisters >not a single one of them is hot >none of them have hot girlfriends How am I supposed to get laid? I'm literally a f------ 27 year old virgin 149 KB JPG 10 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)12:38:40 No.64215626 >hate how much of a disgusting man I am >wish I was a girl so bad >not a t----- >find trannies disgusting and ridiculous 319 KB JPG Halfway between normal man and t----- *sigh* 30 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)16:17:08 No.64217479 >be me, few weeks ago >applied for a master's degree, gotta take an interview for the application process >absolutely fail the interview, professors looking at me as if I'm 30 KB JPG retarded >sad.jpg >fast forward to now >get results >i got in >another guy who had a perfect GPA and did his internship at microsoft didn't Is this a sign from the gods?

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4h · 64214930 PNG · 368KB · (700 × 468) >>64214672 (OP) >in a house l've never seen irl with a girl I never met irl >it was our house we rented together >late at night, just sitting around in the dining room >she was listening to music on my phone while I was just enjoying sitting together silently >my phone rings and she answers >she starts sounding more concerned with each exchange >I heard enough and I was getting angry >walk over, take phone from her and aggressively answer it >after chewing out what was apparently a creepy old lady who got sexual gratification from being berated by strangers, I gave up and ended the call >wordlessly plug her headphones back in and hand it to her, she sees I don't want to discuss it >walk over to look out the window to our back porch, light was flickering like mad and it was so dark I couldn't see past the porch not the most interesting, but l've never felt the sort of passive intimacy and comfort I imagined with that girl I made up

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Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)11:31:29 No.64215020 >be me >30 minutes ago >let my cat outside in the morning so he can do cat things >go in the kitchen >come back few seconds later and 37 KB JPG see him all crouched down staring at something >wonder what hes doing >see a f------ big hedgehog waddling at the bottom of my garden >run outside, grab my cat and bring him inside >wonder what to do >google what can you give hedgehogs to eat >says cat food >go into the kitchen and put some cat food on a plate >my cat looks up at me with jealousy even though the fat f----- has already eaten >grab the plate and go outside >hedgehog is wandering around the garden >аpproach it >it freezes up >"hey hey its ok" >"im a friend" >he still doesn't move >poor guy must be so scared having some ugly f----- looking right at him >walk past him and put the plate down in the bush i suspect is where he sleeps >go back inside >hes still frozen and unmoving >for about 15 seconds >he suddenly springs to life and makes his way to the bush where i put the food that was a pretty nice start to the day = Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)09:31:29 No.6421502C >be me >30 minutes ago >let my cat outside in the morning so he can do cat things >go in the kitchen >come back few seconds later and 37 KB JPG see him all crouched down staring at something >wonder what hes doing >see a f------ big hedgehog waddling at the bottom of my garden >run outside, grab my cat and bring him inside >wonder what to do >google what can you give hedgehogs to eat >says cat food >go into the kitchen and put some cat food on a plate >my cat looks up at me with jealousy even though the fat f----- has already eaten >grab the plate and go outside >hedgehog is wandering around the garden >approach it >it freezes up >"hey hey its ok" >"im a friend" >he still doesn't move >poor guy must be so scared having some ugly f----- looking right at him >walk past him and put the plate down in the bush i suspect is where he sleeps >go back inside >hes still frozen and unmoving >for about 15 seconds >he suddenly springs to life and makes his way to the bush where i put the food that was a pretty nice start to the day

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File: Ukraine BTFO.png (137 KB, 1242x952) U And People said Trump was a Russian puppet LMAO Anonymous (ID: OyP/s1mD E 06/18/21(Fri)21:45:05 No.326489499 ► >>326489852 Disclose.tv R @disclosetv >>326489894 >>326490190 >>326490254 >>326490265 >>326490407 >>326490631 >>326491184 >>326491459 >>326492699 Joe Biden: JUST IN - White House pulls the plug > removes sanctions on Nord Stream 2 >Freezes military aid to Ukraine > says Ukraine can't join NATO due to "corruption" >Doesn't respond to Russia's hack on US oil pipeline >Gives Putin a f------ list of critical Infrastructure that mustn't be hacked >pretty much gives Russia a green light to hack everything else > Praised by Western media for "standing up to Putin" LMAO and "freezes" $100 million Ukraine military package that includes lethal weapons (Politico) 20:14 2021/06/18 Twitter Web App 980 Retweets 461 Quote Tweets 2405 Likes And people honestly thought that Donald J Trump- a man who bombed Russia's ally Assad, tried to overthrow the Russian-backed government in Venezuela, and gave lethal military aid to Ukraine- is a f------ Russian agent just because he respects Vladimir Putin and likes him as a person. Anonymous (ID: TYIO/o+T 06/18/21(Fri)21:48:22 No.326489852 >>326490153 >>326490450 >>326489499 (OP) АХАХАХАХАХАХА АХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХА O Anonymous (ID: GA14IZJI ) 06/18/21(Fri)21:48:48 No.326489894 >>326489499 (OP) Yep.

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File: thanos.jpg (137 KB, 992x992) O Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)03:48:37 No.857170832 ► >congress votes to destroy every statue of a confederate general >okthatsfine.jpg >congress votes to not destroy every statue of a confederate general >okthatsfine.jpg >congress votes to replace the statue of liberty with a 200 foot tall statue of thanos >okthatsprettyweirdbutwhatever.jpg >congress votes to erect a statue of hitler in every us state capitol >okthatsprettyracistbutwhatever.jpg >ffs they're just statues >how the f--- did a generation raised on south park and family guy get triggered by statues

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