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Anonymous Morning coffee 200 KB PNG 10/31/24(Thu)20:26:17 No.926781955 >be me >on morning work commute >stop at coffee chain >gay retard working the register >make my order >pay with $50 bill >gay retard gives me too much change >attempt to do the moral thing >give back money >tell gay retard he gave me too much >gay retard pauses >thinking.jpeg >you could see steam coming from his ears >gives back even more money than last time >say nothing >just pocket money >take order an leave >mfw I made a $37 profit from ordering a $6 dollar coffee I guess the whole incompetency crisis isn't so bad after all

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)20:51:30 No.691849739 The easiest way to stop piracy is not by putting antipiracy technology to work. It's by giving those people a service that's better than what they're receiving from the pirates. Gabe Newell piracy.jpg 46 KB JPG AZ QUOTES >solves the service problem >piracy still rampant guess its just people who want free s---

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: ntNeO+CD) Why is the High Street dying? ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/27/24(Sun)00:31:39 No.486039129 'Amazon tax' to save Britain's high streets under consideration by Reeves The British Retail Consortium, the industry's trade body, welcomed the idea of reform but warned against the idea of simply punishing online players Howard Musto 3 days ago [2] Comments amazon PBGOF ASN OGO136A 522 KB PNG >See news that the traditional British high-street is being killed by the likes of large corporations >Figure that my local area needs some monetary boosting >I also needed new headphones as I have sat on my current pair, and broke them. >Maybe I should pay a visit to the local GAME (GameStop US) as I haven't been there in 10 years. >Get in car >Drive to town centre >All parking is paid and metered >Find a free parking space; too short for my car >Nvrmnd.jpg >Find a free space; Disabled parking space >F--- it. I just park in some multi story car park for 8 GBP >I have to walk from here. >Walk past cinema (Abandoned) >It smells like piss and s---; Can't see any piss and s--- for some reason >Homeless person came up to me asking for f--- >F------.png >Screaming crack head in a bus shelter >Literally nobody in sight is dressed politely >Everyone looks like human trash >Can hear people yelling at each other from across the distance >Saw some f------ walking around with his hand down the front of his pants >I want to f------ curb stomp him. >Urban youf wearing balaclavas >Kebab shops with fake hygiene ratings in the window >Deliveroo riders are all nafaris and jeets, delivering wet food to your door on a bike. >Walk past a Greggs; See hobos robbing the sausage rolls and fleeing like in those videos from California >Walk through the main high street, pretty much the only palatable part of my journey. >Abandoned shops >Phone repair shops that steal your information >Poundland being robbed >B&M being robbed >Luxury cars parked outside of dilapidated bedsits >Urban Range Rover, something you never see in a rich area. >Abandoned department store (Closed since 2009) >JW's preaching their retarded religion where you can't give out gifts (And I thought the Jews were cheap) >Trash everywhere >Chavs walking their shitbulls with spiked collars and chains as a leash >Finally make it to GAME >Its closed >I just got back in my car and drove to Currys. F--- the Highstreet.

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4h · 64214930 PNG · 368KB · (700 × 468) >>64214672 (OP) >in a house l've never seen irl with a girl I never met irl >it was our house we rented together >late at night, just sitting around in the dining room >she was listening to music on my phone while I was just enjoying sitting together silently >my phone rings and she answers >she starts sounding more concerned with each exchange >I heard enough and I was getting angry >walk over, take phone from her and aggressively answer it >after chewing out what was apparently a creepy old lady who got sexual gratification from being berated by strangers, I gave up and ended the call >wordlessly plug her headphones back in and hand it to her, she sees I don't want to discuss it >walk over to look out the window to our back porch, light was flickering like mad and it was so dark I couldn't see past the porch not the most interesting, but l've never felt the sort of passive intimacy and comfort I imagined with that girl I made up

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Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)11:31:29 No.64215020 >be me >30 minutes ago >let my cat outside in the morning so he can do cat things >go in the kitchen >come back few seconds later and 37 KB JPG see him all crouched down staring at something >wonder what hes doing >see a f------ big hedgehog waddling at the bottom of my garden >run outside, grab my cat and bring him inside >wonder what to do >google what can you give hedgehogs to eat >says cat food >go into the kitchen and put some cat food on a plate >my cat looks up at me with jealousy even though the fat f----- has already eaten >grab the plate and go outside >hedgehog is wandering around the garden >аpproach it >it freezes up >"hey hey its ok" >"im a friend" >he still doesn't move >poor guy must be so scared having some ugly f----- looking right at him >walk past him and put the plate down in the bush i suspect is where he sleeps >go back inside >hes still frozen and unmoving >for about 15 seconds >he suddenly springs to life and makes his way to the bush where i put the food that was a pretty nice start to the day = Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)09:31:29 No.6421502C >be me >30 minutes ago >let my cat outside in the morning so he can do cat things >go in the kitchen >come back few seconds later and 37 KB JPG see him all crouched down staring at something >wonder what hes doing >see a f------ big hedgehog waddling at the bottom of my garden >run outside, grab my cat and bring him inside >wonder what to do >google what can you give hedgehogs to eat >says cat food >go into the kitchen and put some cat food on a plate >my cat looks up at me with jealousy even though the fat f----- has already eaten >grab the plate and go outside >hedgehog is wandering around the garden >approach it >it freezes up >"hey hey its ok" >"im a friend" >he still doesn't move >poor guy must be so scared having some ugly f----- looking right at him >walk past him and put the plate down in the bush i suspect is where he sleeps >go back inside >hes still frozen and unmoving >for about 15 seconds >he suddenly springs to life and makes his way to the bush where i put the food that was a pretty nice start to the day

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File: Ukraine BTFO.png (137 KB, 1242x952) U And People said Trump was a Russian puppet LMAO Anonymous (ID: OyP/s1mD E 06/18/21(Fri)21:45:05 No.326489499 ► >>326489852 Disclose.tv R @disclosetv >>326489894 >>326490190 >>326490254 >>326490265 >>326490407 >>326490631 >>326491184 >>326491459 >>326492699 Joe Biden: JUST IN - White House pulls the plug > removes sanctions on Nord Stream 2 >Freezes military aid to Ukraine > says Ukraine can't join NATO due to "corruption" >Doesn't respond to Russia's hack on US oil pipeline >Gives Putin a f------ list of critical Infrastructure that mustn't be hacked >pretty much gives Russia a green light to hack everything else > Praised by Western media for "standing up to Putin" LMAO and "freezes" $100 million Ukraine military package that includes lethal weapons (Politico) 20:14 2021/06/18 Twitter Web App 980 Retweets 461 Quote Tweets 2405 Likes And people honestly thought that Donald J Trump- a man who bombed Russia's ally Assad, tried to overthrow the Russian-backed government in Venezuela, and gave lethal military aid to Ukraine- is a f------ Russian agent just because he respects Vladimir Putin and likes him as a person. Anonymous (ID: TYIO/o+T 06/18/21(Fri)21:48:22 No.326489852 >>326490153 >>326490450 >>326489499 (OP) АХАХАХАХАХАХА АХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХА O Anonymous (ID: GA14IZJI ) 06/18/21(Fri)21:48:48 No.326489894 >>326489499 (OP) Yep.

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File: thanos.jpg (137 KB, 992x992) O Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)03:48:37 No.857170832 ► >congress votes to destroy every statue of a confederate general >okthatsfine.jpg >congress votes to not destroy every statue of a confederate general >okthatsfine.jpg >congress votes to replace the statue of liberty with a 200 foot tall statue of thanos >okthatsprettyweirdbutwhatever.jpg >congress votes to erect a statue of hitler in every us state capitol >okthatsprettyracistbutwhatever.jpg >ffs they're just statues >how the f--- did a generation raised on south park and family guy get triggered by statues

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