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(mainly evangelical) Christian movie set in the contemporary world starter pack,given that not that many people can relate to what "future christian" movies are because they haven't seen Assasin 33 AD(you really should, it's about Muslims travelling back in time to kill Jesus and it's f------ amazing) JEFF JA RULE" ATKINS ADRIENNE BAILON STEHEN BALDWIN WINCENT PASTORE TOLY MICHAFL MAC T-BONE MADSEN I'M IN LOVE WITH A CHURCH GIRL NEW HIT SERI BLACK LIGHTNIN NE shutterntock.com- 146414192 CanStockPhoto.com Cute vaguely athletic looking normie guy that's actually pretty devoted to his faith but never has his beliefs expressed/challenged in a way that the story or his equally bland college age girlfriend, usually regualr white or unspecifically Hispanic depending on how racially diverse they want to Main villain of the story: Former Christian that lost his faith in God after some sort of tragic lethal accident to his family, typically a car Hard-hitting Atheist/Feminist but still conventionally attractive reporter that gets into a heated argument with Normie Cute boy about whether or not Christianity is wrong and bad, always gets gently destroyed Celebrity that is rich by Cute boy 'not taking it too seriously' and calmly delivering nice platitudes that either enough to not have to do COMEAS YOU ARE accident killing his wife and/or kids, disconnecting him from his basic morals, allowing him to start his quest to make the Bible illegal by funneling money from Scientific Grants for Stem Cell research to a shadowy atheist lobbying group called DEVIL Inc or whatever. Always dressed like a college professor, or business man, or some combination of both to imply that he's successful in Godless liberal society Either discovers god again I A N T hei would cause actual conflict MISURBENDER RE KICTOSERL IN introduce examples of opposing reasonable make the cast and/or show worldviews Catholics on screen make her chill out and realize that these s----- movies so you Christianity is nice or makes her mad that she got epically owned by a humble christian know they're really and ends the conflict by making himself irrelevant to the story or otherwise dies like a pathetic villain dumbass in the marketplace of ideas. Never seen again after that one scene. christian H-------- gettyimages IT'S ACTUALLY JA RULE ER Productions Limited F--- JESUS (this is my favorite, it also has Stephen Baldwin 124206078 Kind older minority friend of Cute guy and/or Cute guy's parents, works some nonthreatening Blue amsti cute guy's dad who's inexplicably old to make him seem more wise and his only addition to the collar/Caretaker/Nurse job whose only movie is "Hi I'm your dad (Bob or Burt or whatever) and I really love my "faith" and your mom a lot, when you're sad always remember that Christianity is great and all" function is to reaffirm Cute guy's belief in God and show that he has to be a good guy because he's not racist enough to have minority friends who plays a DEA agent that decides not to prosecute JA Rule for being a criminal because he sees Ja Rule going to church, so he can't be that bad while the rest of Ja Rules gang is arrested, I'm not f------ kidding that's the plot muslim person that starts the movie Vague atmosphere of Atheism, usually shown by a unhappy but becomes a happy Christian of the movie it's a SIN more people haven't random atheist coming up to Cute boy to completely s--- on his beliefs seen it) over the course of the movie

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