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Anonymous 770101768 17 min, ago .. Green text story >Go to bar >Modern Jukebox in corner »Start to browse »See Africa by Toto >Put in 500$ >50 cents per song >Select Africa 1000 times 71 KA PNG >Takes a minute »People start to stare >Leave bar PAfrica is 4 minutes 30 seconds >100 plays = 75 hours >Return a couple days later- at hour 48 >Africa is still playing >l set down and order a drink >Partons look miserable >Bar staff is imitable >An haur goes by >Finally the bar owner emerges from the back furious >Starts trying to unplug machine >Can't- too heavy and its plugged in via extension chard behind the wall Patrons try to help >All the patrons except me >l say "it's a good song" and immediately some black dude screams "shut the f--- up" >Still cannot unplug >You could say "it's something 100 men could never do >Patrons and owner are furious still and getting more angry >Owner picks up chair and starts to beat machine »Machine starts piaying "rains in Africa" on repeat >Everyone is now loosing their s--- >They continue to attack Jukebox for 45 minutes >Someone gets a shovel from god knows where >Machine is finally broken >Everyone cheers >Bar is dead quiet now PLeave >Come back a manth later (yesterday) >New Jukebox >This time I double down Select "Never gonna give you up" 1000 times >Leave >l shall return in 2 days O REPLIES 1 IMAGE REPLY

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