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![File: Soy57.png (12 KB, 427x400) O Anonymous 04/02/21(Fri)11:32:05 No.28100667 [Reply] ► >>28100671 >>28100682 >ELEVATORS ARE NOT PORTALS >THEY JUST UH.. PULL A GIANT HEAVY ASS BOX UP AND DOWN TRUST ME DUDE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/066/856/a33.png "Anon is redpilled | /r/Greentext")
Anon is redpilled | /r/Greentext
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![File: images.jpg (7 KB, 264x191) Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)13:30:41 No.851364854 [Reply] >be me >fight with my GF >she storms out of room >dont go out >notplayingthatgame.exe >hear her putting on jacket and clothes >stay in room >decide to go talk to her after calming down >shes not in the house >go look in the back >turn on porch light >see nothing >close lock back door >freak out go to front > car still there >throw on shoes think she is trying to walk to her parents 20 min away at 1am >worried >walk halfway to her parents >dont see her >dead of winter no jacket no phone >decide to run home grab jacket and phone >get back home >keep big jacket in the back yard on an outside hook >go to grab it >its not there >see her sitting at outside table wearing my jacket >w-- >i locked her out >shes freezing >feel really stupid and guilty for locking her out >so cold she forgets she was mad >apologises to me >mfw remember when your girl gets mad just let them cool off](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/066/595/a4e.png "Anon knows how to treat a lady | /r/Greentext")
![File: IMG 8325-Version-2-1.jpg (31 KB, 549x366) Anonymous 03/09/15(Mon)09:34:36 No.602668487 [Reply] >602668756 >>602669012 >be me >be poorfag >be bicycling home from grocery shopping >carrying a bag of sliced bread in my hand since I didn't want to squish it into my backpack >some douchebag passes by me on a bicycle >it's on >pedal faster and stay right behind this a------ >a thought starts to form >what if I pass by him and swing my bread to hit him in the back of the head? >think, "What would /b/ do?" >do it f----- >douchebag turns around and is surprised to see me on his tail >he books it >nu-uh >l am determined >he turns around again >I'm still on his tail >l am clearly matching my speed to his >he gets a little freaked out >l yell, "I'm gonna whack your head with this bread, bitch!" >douchebag turns his head around, "What!?" >douchebag hits a fairly big branch in the road and crashes >oh s--- >not how I planned this to go >stop my bike and run towards him, still carrying my bread >swing as hard as I can and smack him right in the face >run back to my bike and book it](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/176/199/e61.jpg "Anon buys some bread. | /r/Greentext")
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