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>be me >drinking vodka and singing old Irish songs with friends >l end up passing out >wake up to my phone stolen and wallet empty >call friends with home phone >"ya hey man sorry about that we 27 KB PNG were playing poker and you lost them to john ill give him a call" >john calls me >"hey anon do you want your s--- back I know you were drunk and all" >get my money and phone back >mfw im a respected part of my friend group

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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04/29/13(Mon)12:45 No. 187606013 Anonymous File: (3 KB, 126x126, 1271706413287.jpg) >187605330 >Some friends are having a birthday for one of their younger brothers >They have a gamecube permanently turned on with pretty much everything unlocked in Smash Bros but no memory card (they were a bit poor) >l got him a memory card for his present >When no one is watching, save the Smash data >Little later, nonchalantly ask what's up with the gamecube, my hand is on the power button >Friend and his little brothers freak out as I turn it off >Smallest one is crying >"just kidding, happy birthday!" >Plug in the memory card and turn it back on >Save file corrupted

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>be masturbating >got not internets >using my mind for adventure >think about how I would f--- my step mom 40 KB PNG >I find her used underwear >put it in my mouth >start sucking on it and biting it >c-- >get cleaned >look at underwear >it was my dads >mfw

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: Anonymous (ID: wj12aqLR ) We are f----- 03/25/21(Thu)14:58:09 No.313615150 >The entire world economy is allah commands you to move, ship! relying on some retard in a crane >May take WEEKS >Economy is already nosediving 393 KB PNG Giving the Suez to the Egyptians was a mistake.

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: Anonymous 03/25/21(Thu)13:53:37 No.60550609 >lift 5 times a week for 3 years >still get panic attacks from phone calls 5 KB JPG

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: Anonymous 03/24/21(Wed)21:09:10 No.62901665 >>62897044 (OP)# >be me >9 years old >think best friend stole my yugioh 40 KB JPG cards >he denies it >thats what a thief would say dot png >call his house on day >answer machine >uh uh bye >f--- >call again >uh mrs anon I think roboson stole my yugioh cards >hang up >feels good.mov >next day >call from Mrs anon >omg OP come round now and collect your cards Im so sorry >arrive feeling lower than Judas mixed with starscream >look at his cards >none of them are mine >oh s--- dot html >sorry mrs anon none of them are mine >lose best friend >kids make fun of me for being a taddle tail for like а year >still miss him sometimes Sorry bro

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choo choo :( | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/17/18(Fri)16:31:39 No.777406632 >you will never own a real train 207 KB JPG : Anonymous 08/17/18(Fri)16:34:04 No.777406758 yeah that is kind of sad. trains are cool. : Anonymous 08/17/18(Fri)16:40:18 No.777407058 248 KB JPG

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Anonymous | 49678806 43 mins ago .. >visit grandparents >walk by the kindergarten i attended 15 years ago >it says "for children with development delays" 32.6 kB PNG

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: Anonymous 12/14/20(Mon)09:57:42 No.58869702 >tfw mom found the protein condoms 28 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/14/20(Mon)10:35:50 No.58870137 the what? 51 KB JPG >>58871699 # Anonymous 12/14/20(Mon)12:34:28 No.58871699 >>58870137 # mom thinks whey is drugs so my brother and i hide protein in the toilet water tank in condoms

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: Anonymous 03/25/21(Thu)15:33:14 No.3847782 >Be me >Last summer >Walk around just in shorts without a top all summer >Becomes normal to me , clothes feel weird 234 KB PNG >Summer ends , still no clothes, don't feel cold >Still walking around in shorts and a vest in Winter >Fully climatized, weather doesn't bother me >Continue in -10° weather, still don't get cold >Try to wear a coat once , felt like a sauna , felt like I was going to pass out >Neveragain.exe >Everyone thinks i'm some subzero superhuman >Take the ChillPill

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New type of Mene Stute Univesity SAD PEPE MD dr pepe fleshlight Anonymous 04/04/19 (Thu) 21:22:52 No.8788503 [Watch Thread] [Show All Posts] I mean if you really wanted something close to a living p---- I have suggestion. >acquire a cow or horse heart >I recommend cows >they are more readily available at butcher shops >Take a pair of jumper cables >attach them to the pulmenary artery and superior vena cavalry. >Apply salt to the surface and watch for the muscle contractions >now be sure the heart is fresh and/or has been stored in a cooler. >if not fresh you won't be able to get the muscles to contract >that ruins the whole experience. >get the battery pumping jolts through the muscles >gently insert your "shaft" into the inferior vena cava >feel the overwhelming ecstasy of pulsating, living organ you're penetrating. Just a suggestion.

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: Anonymous 08/30/18(Thu)21:02:32 No.429680034 >be me >18 year old >go to a comic convention >go to a cosplay competition >dressed as a doom fighter >next to me is a samus cosplayer 193 KB PNG >very hot so I take of my helmet >she takes off her helmet >9/10 >we have a conversation >she invites me to her home >sexytime.jpg >she plays a loop of f-zero music >have sex to it >clean up >mfw she says to me that she is 25 >mfw she said that her roommate should be here >mfw I hear someone fapping in the corner

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>be me >drinking vodka and singing old Irish songs with friends >l end up passing out >wake up to my phone stolen and wallet empty >call friends with home phone >"ya hey man sorry about that we 27 KB PNG were playing poker and you lost them to john ill give him a call" >john calls me >"hey anon do you want your s--- back I know you were drunk and all" >get my money and phone back >mfw im a respected part of my friend group

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