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![File: st,small,507x507-pad,600x(..).jpg (40 KB, 600x600) O Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)06:47:22 No.62277845 [Reply] ►>>62278263 >Be me >Working from home, get email that new "Corporate Facebook" thing called Yammer for my company and sister-companies to use. >sign up, set profile picture to image related, post every morning some variation of "Have an awesome day everyone! :)" >Manager calls me last night >"Someone from the sister-company complained your profile picture was racist" he says >"How.. is Pepe, a smiling happy frog, racist?" >He does some quick googling, takes my side, but says he still has to ask me to change it because someone got the wrong idea >okfine.jpg >Spend a few hours frustrated, email him 4 paragraph email on how Pepe isn't racist, Hong Kong protesters use it, it originated from the "Boys club" comic, etc. Say whoever complained is completely wrong, and I am not going to use Yammer any more. His move, let's see what happens today boys, should I update? I have literally over 100k Pepe's on my PC, and it's only racist if you make it racist. I just want to use my happy frog and be happy.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/018/474/6bf.jpg "The defenses have to hold | /r/Greentext")
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![File: kermit-the-frog-recording(.).jpg (12 KB, 288x288) O Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)14:50:42 No.847138993 [Reply] how can someone be around females in public and not come off as a desperate loser? Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)14:52:13 No.847139091 Step one: stop calling them "females" like some autist.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/018/426/8e0.png "Sage advice | /r/Greentext")
![File: j2h5kl23jjh534jk.jpg (10 KB, 300x168) Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)13:09:05 No.847128522 [Reply] >be me >got married to college girlfriend >she was beautiful, fit, hot, sexy 9/10 >she packed on about 100 pounds over the next four years >completely lost all attraction to her >tried to get us into fitness >tried to get us to eat healthy >she never did. always got mad that I was "pressuring" her to get thin for me >problems in the bedroom because I wasn't attracted to her >couldn't get it up. she was too fat and repulsive >ends in divorce today, two years later >she started working out and eating healthy >lost all the weight >now hotter than before we got married >posts before/after pictures on social media all the time. everyone praising her >"if he doesn't love me at my worst, he doesn't deserve me at my best" >but she only started getting better after we got divorced >WHAT THE F---](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/018/336/3c0.png "Anon married his college girlfriend | /r/Greentext")
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![: Anonymous 02/02/21 (Tue)19:48:24 No.15514415 "Can I have the fruit pancakes please?" >"The what? There's nothing on the menu called "fruit pancakes". "Th-the fresh fruit pancakes." >"Huh..." "Th-this one..." [points to menu] >"Say it." 39 KB JPG "What?" >"Say. It." "I'd like a... r-..rooty t-tooty..." >"Say it like you mean it." [starting to cry] "I-I want a r-r-rooty t-tooty f-f-..f- fresh n... n fruity.." Why do dining establishments like to humiliate their customers like this?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/326/571/e2b.jpg "Anon wants pancakes | /r/Greentext")
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