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O Comertown Kootenai National Forest BLACKFEET INDIAN RESERVATION FORT PECK INDIAN RESERVATION Williston Flathead National Forest Coeur d'Alene Great Falls Glendive Missoula Dickinson MONTANA Helena Nez Perce Clearwater Miles City National Billings Forests Bozeman Payette lational Forest 18 hr 2 min 1,213 miles CH Spearfish Yellowstone National Park Rexburg Bridger-Teton Idaho Falls National Forest Salmon-Challis National Forest Rapid City Boise ampa IDAHO PINE RIDG RESERVATI Jackson Pocatello WYOMING Twin Falls Ogden Salt Läke City Fort Collins UINTAH Provo AND OURAY RESERVATION Denver ADA Unite Grand COLORADO Junction UTAH Moab Colorado Springs Durango Ovirgin | Moving Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)16:00:58 No.9415858 >be me >born in small town in utah >New job offer in some random town in monatana >Later virgins

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Anonymous 134 KB JPG 11/22/24(Fri)00:56:49 No.695254250 >character has a gas mask Yup, that's a 10/10 design

Anonymous | 67852442 174.6 KB PNG 5 min. ago ●●● >Go to hospital to discuss septum surgery with my mom and gp >Doctor asks if I have any allergies >No >Mom chimes in >Of course you have allergies anon, why else are there so many tissues in your room >Mom remains clueless He f------ laughed he knew

Anonymous 145 KB PNG >be me 11/23/24(Sat) 08:24:24 No.927754455 >Check up on the reddit normies from time to time >"My 85 year old grandfather can't figure out how to use his oven - LOL PAINT CHIPS" >"A man hit on me at the gym so I s--- myself and barked at him and shaved my eyebrows in self defense" >I've gotten my Harris sign stolen and given death threats 15+ times but there's no video" >" Why are republicans so obsessed with trans?" Trans flag pfp > Every comment that has any kind of criticism has 3,000 qualifying statements so they don't get harassed " I'm a gigantic f----- and sucked 30 d---- in 41 minutes, but I don't think blah blah blah" Are these real f------ people?

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: Anonymous 02/02/19(Sat)01:05:04 No.791590505 >be me >right now >toasting toaster stroodles at 12 am 7 KB JPG >be you >rn >not toasting toaster stroodles at 12 am >why live

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Anonymous No.643300058 1 minute ago >Be me >Best friend and I move into a house together >Neither of us have GFs >F--- each other because it's better than masturbating >Decide to get married for tax benefits >Adopt a kid to be our little bro >One day while we f--- our balls touch >He doesnt stop and say "no h---" Am I married to a f-----? How do I tell our son? 1 reply

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: Anonymous Help AnOns 06/24/19(Mon)14:33:56 No.53056693 >be me >chad face manlet >meet a girl on vidya >she really likes me >we start edating >find out we live close 44 KB JPG >she asks how tall I am I say 5'8 >she is 5'6 I'm actually 5'5 and she is coming over today what the f--- do I do HELP ANONS : Anonymous 06/24/19(Mon)14:34:58 No.53056699 Ok listen to me. You have dyslexia and misread your height on the ruler >>53056712 # >>53057080 #

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No.62189509 1 hour ago 1504100378640.jpg JPG 42.3 KiB 640x633 >police arrives at my building >try to investigate what happened >roastie got pistol whipped almsot to death by her criminal boyfriend >always was cocky about how her bf is a criminal and that she's untouchable >mfw 2 replies No.62189546 1 hour ago >>62189509 (OP) she won't press charges. Eventually it will be an ambulance coming to collect her body 1 reply ... ...

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Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and unto Girls the things that are Girl’s | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)06:21:37 No.62186730 File: 1612459764541.png (137 KB, 600x600) >>62186626 (OP) # >be 4 year old me in kindergarten >some girl's gloves get stolen >teachers sit us all in a circle >all the girls are instantly dismissed because they would never steal >dwindles down to me and two other kids >teachers forcing us to confess >can't take the pressure and confess even tho I didn't do it >it was actually some girl who hid the gloves >get called the glove thief for the next 3 years

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: Anonymous 12/11/19(Wed)05:47:18 No.125495590 >The 23andme has returned, I shall finally prove my 100% Anglo genetic history >W-What is this? Five... percent... WELSH? >I STOOD AGHAST AT THE 19 KB JPG PERVERTED REFLECTION OF MYSELF IN THE MIRROR, HANDS TURNED TO SLIMY WEBBED APPENDAGES SECRETING A FOUL SMELLING OILY SUBSTANCE STAINING THE CARPET. EYES SHRIVELLED TO LIZARD-LIKE HUSKS L ATTEMPTED TO SCREAM BUT ALL THAT UTTERED FORTH FROM MY CUPPED MAW WAS THE HORRIFIC CRY OF GHAR'LOPEATH. MINE EARS WOULD HAVE BEEN PIERCED IF THEY HAD NOT RECOILED ENTIRELY INTO THE SKULL LEAVING ME DEAFENED CONFUSED WRITHING ON THE FLOOR >>125495662 # >>125495665 # >>125495682 # >>125495711 # >>125495990 # >>125496802 # >>125497813 # >>125497870 # >>125499984 # >>125500878 # >>125501005 #

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: Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)11:44:51 No.146132037 1611133744187.png 197 KB PNG >why didn't you just blooga the ooga booga? woah...

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1h: 45652232· 9 Replies · 3 Images JPG · 13KB · (255 × 218) 2 Replies good feels thread! I'll start. >have cat >cat wanna be pet >petting makes cat happy >i'm happy thank you cat

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>playing a single player shooter game >spend the entire playthrough hoarding all the primo ammo types and never using them >only use the s-------- weapons and ammo because "I might need the good stuff later" >complete the final mission >suddenly realize I got through the whole game without ever having fun with the coolest weapons in it >realize I'm doing the same thing with my actual life 128,0 kB PNG

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Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)00:02:53 No.846555747 >be me old af >lonely and retard kids never visit >idea.jpg >buy computer >browse p--- >bigtis.jpg >no errection >check mailbox >"VIAGRA SUPER HARD BUY NOW" >enter CC number >mail arrives >browse p--- try again >vagin.png >d--- gets hard >fapfap furiously >mfw heart attack my retarded kids find me a month later in the house with decomposed d--- out

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: Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)07:29:17 No.846604161 >be me >never feel any happiness >only reason to keep living is that I'm curious if some disaster or alien attack will happen within my lifetime 35 KB JPG >corona.exe >watch news about hospitals burning down due to overused power grid and oxygen rich atmosphere >see earth slowly get rekt >see planet of the apes 4 live action in the US >see questionable af vaccines being made >see people dying >see better and better strains of covid appearing >life is interesting >feel happy

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O Comertown Kootenai National Forest BLACKFEET INDIAN RESERVATION FORT PECK INDIAN RESERVATION Williston Flathead National Forest Coeur d'Alene Great Falls Glendive Missoula Dickinson MONTANA Helena Nez Perce Clearwater Miles City National Billings Forests Bozeman Payette lational Forest 18 hr 2 min 1,213 miles CH Spearfish Yellowstone National Park Rexburg Bridger-Teton Idaho Falls National Forest Salmon-Challis National Forest Rapid City Boise ampa IDAHO PINE RIDG RESERVATI Jackson Pocatello WYOMING Twin Falls Ogden Salt Läke City Fort Collins UINTAH Provo AND OURAY RESERVATION Denver ADA Unite Grand COLORADO Junction UTAH Moab Colorado Springs Durango Ovirgin | Moving Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)16:00:58 No.9415858 >be me >born in small town in utah >New job offer in some random town in monatana >Later virgins

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