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r/AskReddit 605 414 Share A Award professor_dog · 8h E 2 O 8 7 Awards Purple mommy. When my son was first learning to talk, he would tell us about something called "purple mommy". It could be an imaginary friend, but these details are a little bit creepy. Here's a few of the purple mommy details. Purple mommy is all purple with long hair and bright all white eyes(at the time he mixed up purple with black, so he could have meant she was all black) . Purple mommy picks him up at night, and turns off the lights. We would often find my son out of his crib in the morning, which would mean him crawling over the railing and to the ground, at a time when he was barely walking. Definitely found the lights in his room off a few times too, even though hes terrified if the dark.. Purple mommy needs a bandage because she has blood everywhere. .Purple mommy has no smile, meaning a mouth . Purple mommy can take her head off.. Purple mommy really doesn't like daddy. He told us all of this stuff for maybe a year or a little more. If we ever asked where she was, hed always point to the same spot. A corner of the room behind his open closet door. He would also wake up crying almost every night during this time. Once, during a really rough night, my wife went to ask him whats wrong, and his answer was "purple mommy wont let me sleep." Reply 1.1k Corona-walrus · 8h Nope, nope, nope, nope, noooo000ope. Goodbye thread 671 texanyall8 · 3h yeah i'm out 124 the_beasty_boy21 · 1h It's 02:30am here and I keep telling myself "it's just a fake Reddit story, nothing more. It's just a fake Reddit story nothing more". 122 Corona-walrus · 1h PURPLE MOMMY IS IN THE CORNER ↑ 64 the_beasty_boy21 · 1h No shut the f--- up! 1 47 Corona-walrus • 1h I'm sorry you are safe do not worry 个 22 ↓ O Purple_Mommy · 23m Yeah, don't worry. Vote Yebitz · 20m F--- you for existing Vote

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