Baalbuddy - Elf's Dakka Shop

Stoopid 'umie. 'Ow many toimes do we'z 'av ta tell yu dat we ain't got no squiggly bitz?

Warhammer orks literally don't even have sexed reproduction, and by extension probably no penises either.

The Eldar should try to go after the terrifying girth of space marines, provided she manages not to get purged on the way there.