The australian goverment:

I promise, if elected president in the future, I will not only restructure copyright laws to be appropriate for a 21st-century setting and abolish the nonsensical censorship being forced upon artists and animators, but I will also stop the U.S. from invading countries for stupid reasons and make them invade countries for real reasons! Australia will rue the day they decided to play the moral-police game and the same goes for the other nanny-states! The nations of the world will finally be forced to accept that the Asian cartoon women with giant bouncy eyes and bazoongas aren't real and as thus they aren't victims of any crimes or wrongdoings whatsoever and their creators are not liable for anything. In addition, Tech Giants will be forced to openly distinguish their services as either platforms or publishers and if the former, they will be required to uphold their users' Freedom of Speech or be punished accordingly.

Now, if only I was a popular and prominent member of one of the two predefined political parties that have held a duopoly on politics for almost a century now.