Gijinka / Moe Anthropomorphism - Kanto starters (and Pikachu)

So Charizard is a gargoyle man, Blastoise is just Soldier from TF2, Pikachu is a loli and Venusaur is a MILF. I'm ok with this

I kinda wish eevee was in this group picture.
Yeah, I know it doesn't tecnically count since you can only pick him as your starters in Let's Go.
But I've always put pikachu and eevee together in my mind as the "off starters" of gen 1.