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The Virgin Frankenstein's Monster vs. The Chad Golem Jury rigged from dead реople Made to stroke his Handsomely chiseled from only the finest clay Created to pretect his master's people from persecution creator's ego Does whatever he's Too stupid to follow commands Heart of a poet but brain of a murderer told without question Has no need for internal organs Freakish proportions from being made from One of the most cliched אמת Halloween costumes for Would make a smart and Every part of his figure is perfection decades spare parts original Halloween אאוץ costume W Debuted in 1815 Earliest known version Provides a straightforward cautionary tale of hubris Nuances of the novel dates to the 150os have been bastardized into Luddite rubbish Only kills people in self defense Kills whoever his master wants however his master wants Overshadowed by his friends Cound Chadula, Chadhotep, and the Wolfchad Nobody believes in him Only real rivals are the Dyubuk and Lilith, neither Some Haredim believe he really lexisted of whom have movies Obsessed with finding a friend Revived using virgin electricity Animated using the same Chadballah magick God Doesn't even know what friends are used to create Adam & Eve

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The Virgin Frankenstein's Monster vs. The Chad Golem


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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In a way, Frankenstein's Monster is a flesh golem. And I'd give it a plus that, depending on the variation, you can get a version that has actual character. Personally, I like the steam-punk cyborg one from Van Hellsing.

And if we're counting bastardized retellings as a negative, wouldn't it count against the Golem that they've pretty much been turned into a generic fantasy monster?

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