4chan - Beware the sloth demons

… I'm sorry, what? Is this supposed to be framed as a bad thing?

I mean, damn. Pure contentedness sounds like the absolute fucking best thing someone could ask for. Not everyone wants to achieve some grand, world shattering ambition.

Compared to a succubus that's just immediate, fleeting and empty pleasure, this is everything. I propose that Sloth-Demons become a thing and replace succubi as the demon-waifu of choice.

That's ideal gf material right there:

- will take care of your needs
- wants you to stay at home to watch stuff and play video games with her
- cuddles with you
- doesn't expect ambition or great achievements from you, simply loves you for who you are
- leads you towards a simple but worriless life, indulging in blissful contentment
- will stay with you until you die in peace