Dungeons and Dragons - Montu roll

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did you know? Ancient Egyptians were using 20-sided die as early as 200 BČE. PHOTO: METROPOLITAN MUSEUM OF ART E DIDYOUKNOWBLOG.COM bemusedlybespectacled: jewishzevran: keetongu: did-you-kno: Ancient Egyptians were using 20-sided die as early as 200 BCE, Source i cant believe ancient egyptians were F------ NERDS imagine ancient egyptian d&d tho "You have crossed into the underworld and have encountered Anubis. You give him your heart to weigh." "I roll to Bluff." "You want to bluff Anubis? You can't bluff Anubis, he's a god, he has a godly Sense Motive check." "I want to bluff the scales." "...you want. To bluff. The scales." "Yup." *...you know what? I'll allow it." "HA! Nat 20!" "The scales, for some f------ reason, think your heart is lighter than the feather. Anubis is pretty sure you're bullshitting him but you know what? Anubis has had a long day. Anubis is not gonna question the scales. You're in." "I roll to pickpocket Anubis." "NO."

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Eldaln

Oct 03, 2020 at 06:21PM EDT

No surprise here, we are talking about the same nerds who invented this game.

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Steven The Pirate

Oct 03, 2020 at 11:00PM EDT in reply to TheStupidRaptor

He's saying calm your fucking tits Fortune was just explaining a different way to say it and you flew off the handle like a child over a simple explanation.

It's literally just a different way to refer to the era, that's it. You sound like a narcissistic asshole getting angry over something so simple.

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