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wears headdress "The Virgin Pharaoh 52 6'4" at all times to THE CHAD HOTEP cover up baldness conquers Egypt just for fun vast gold deposits used was the peak of his race's accomplishments not for trade but wears makeup and eyeliner hunched over from the weight of his ankh creating fashionable headwear recessed chin, a result of generations of inbreeding never worn a shirt in his life descendants became muslims worships thousands of gods, indecisive descendants became some of the buries himself with riches to take first christians can't walk on his to the afterlife, gets looted own, needs a cane worships Amun-Ra unquestionably deformed body is a result of birth defects leopard skin shawl, thousands of years and a life of gluttony makes god angry, gets plagued godlike physique built from a lifetime of bow- ahead of modern fashion trends hunting and killing arabs can't be out in the sun for builds large more than 10 minutes unneccesary pyramids out of insecurity Never came under takes whatever he keeps getting conquered Roman rule, too alpha to bend the knee to Nero wants and calls it his has to wear own sandals because the sand is too hot for his bare feet in tune with nature requires no footwear gets help from aliens but doesn't pass on any of their ancient knowledge

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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wears headdress "The Virgin Pharaoh 52 6'4" at all times to THE CHAD HOTEP cover up baldness conquers Egypt just for fun vast gold deposits used was the peak of his race's accomplishments not for trade but wears makeup and eyeliner hunched over from the weight of his ankh creating fashionable headwear recessed chin, a result of generations of inbreeding never worn a shirt in his life descendants became muslims worships thousands of gods, indecisive descendants became some of the buries himself with riches to take first christians can't walk on his to the afterlife, gets looted own, needs a cane worships Amun-Ra unquestionably deformed body is a result of birth defects leopard skin shawl, thousands of years and a life of gluttony makes god angry, gets plagued godlike physique built from a lifetime of bow- ahead of modern fashion trends hunting and killing arabs can't be out in the sun for builds large more than 10 minutes unneccesary pyramids out of insecurity Never came under takes whatever he keeps getting conquered Roman rule, too alpha to bend the knee to Nero wants and calls it his has to wear own sandals because the sand is too hot for his bare feet in tune with nature requires no footwear gets help from aliens but doesn't pass on any of their ancient knowledge

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ICE Pepe

ICE Pepe

Sep 04, 2020 at 05:16PM EDT

So the Hotep is basically the KANGZ type of Egyptian, who after breeding continously with white women became the Egyptians of today?

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CHARA

CHARA

Sep 05, 2020 at 03:38PM EDT

I was going to comment how having you descendant become muslims was considered bad while having your descendants become christians was considered a good thing, but then I saw the explanation:

Carry on then.

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