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![: Anonymous 08/30/20(Sun)21:45:16 No.9360943 00.jpg 87 KB JPG Imagine being Cain 19 Replies / 5 Images View Thread : Anonymous 08/31/20(Mon)04:00:27 No.9362590 >>9360943 (OP) # Imagine not being saved https://www.youtube.com/watch?y=pSxegwiYLEQ [Open] : Anonymous 08/31/20(Mon)04:08:29 No.9362622 >>9360943 (OP) # >actually being your brother's keeper 108 KB JPG : Anonymous 08/31/20(Mon)04:09:07 No.9362625 >>9360943 (OP) # >smack brother with a rock >instant KO >laugh as he lays there passed out 20 KB JPG >hours later he's still laying there >try to wake him up but nothing works >God starts asking questions](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/891/107/75f.jpg "Imagine being Cain")
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![⠀ Anonymous (ID: VMADXFCK) [+] >>461130422 (OP) # 03/08/24(Fri)17:10:27 No.461130566 will his casket lowering into the ground take f------ 5 episodes? >>461130762 # >>461132185 # >>461134825 # >>461136814 # >>461142984 # >>461148773 # >>461149781 # >>461149843 # >>461150715 # >>461152091 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/774/314/7a1.jpeg "Anon attends Akira Toriyama's funeral")
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![* O Anonymous 02/06/15(Fri)01:25:10 No.24617399 > >>24617415 >>24614460 >>24614597 >>24614493 >>24614615 >Why did Rhodesia lose the Bush War Well they had a lot going against. Illl try to make it short and concise First you need some good Rhodesian music to set the mood. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQMrD53Jofc [Embed] >1960s England has White Guilt and decides to start turning over all of its colonial assets over to the indigenous peoples of those regions >Rhodesia points out how this will ruin the country if its handed over to the region's tribal leaders without >Decades are required to make a transition to a Black majority rule without completely destroying over a century of making Rhodesia the most productive country in Africa >1964 Rhodesia declares independence preventing England from handing the country over to inexperienced and unprepared Africans >White and Black Rhodesians agree this is the best solution >Mugabe and Nkomo rise to power on a platform of ridding Rhodesia of its White citizens and Black supporters >They are armed and heavily supported with money and weapons by Communist China and Soviet Russia in exchange for mining rights later on >Mugabe and Nkomo's communist funding terrorists spend the next two decades, r-----, pillaging and ambushing civilians on their farms >1966 The Bush Wars begin as Mugabe and Nkomo lead the " Zimbabwe African National Liberation Army" terrorist group (ZANU) >Losing the physical fight they turn to the United Nations >They plea their case and lie about oppression under White Rule >1968 The United Nations enact sanctions wrongfully blaming Rhodesia as a "racist minority" rule >1970 Portugal, Rhodesia and South Africa become formal allies in the "Border Wars" being fought by South Africa in Angola > O Anonymous 02/06/15(Fri)01:26:12 No.24617415 > >>24617423 >>24617399 >1970 Soviet Union begins pouring more aid into Mugabe's rebel terrorists allowing them to put more pressure on Rhodesia >The now embolden communist forces begin to engage in wide spread battles crossing borders in Mozambique and Zambia. >Light Rhodesian Infantry, Selous Scouts, South African PATU, Rhodesian Foreign Legion (American and European volunteers) etc, engage in counter insurgency and counter terrorist missions >Rhodesian wins every single engagement even while heavily outnumbered and out-funded by the Chinese and Russian backed African terrorists >Mugabe and Nkomo are facing HEAVY loses ranging from the hundreds to thousands KIA in individual engagements by significantly smaller Rhodesian units >1974 Portugal begins to lose power in Mozambique >Angolan political climate become unstable react leading to a civil war >1975 Portugal loses colonial rule over Mozambique >South Africa becomes heavily commits troops to Angola to secure its border in light of the instability and violent civil war >1975 Rhodesia's only noteworthy Ally of the last 2 decades, South Africa, withdraws all aid military support >Rhodesia is now one the last standing former colonial nation in Africa >1966-1976 Rhodesia continues parlaying with the rebels in hopes of peace and a slow transition to a more racially equal society as was intended before the Bush wars began >England continually demanding complete transference of power to the tribal leaders while Mugabe's rebels ambush and kill Rhodesian civilians and negotiators >1978 70% of Rhodesian soldiers's fighting Mugabe are Black as well as 30 of the officers >1979 Rhodesia opens up a more racially equal government and new elections >Mugabe's ZANU terrorist political party is not put on the voting ballot >Bishop Muzorewa is democratically elected Rhodesia's Prime Minister >> O Anonymous 02/06/15(Fri)01:27:27 No.24617423 ► >24617484 >>24617415 >Rebel forces cry out in outrage claiming white minority privileges are left intact >United Nations demands a re-vote, this time with Mugabe being permitted on the voting ballot >1980 Mugabe's forces through intimidation, r--- and murder win the election >The Selous Scouts are given the mission to assassinate Mugabe and force a recount of the votes without terrorist intimidation >Moments before the plan is carried out the Selous Scouts receive word they've been compromised and 20 minutes before the Assassination, are recalled >Mugabe had been tipped off >It is rumored that a Superior Officer of the Rhodesian Central Intelligence Organisation had been feeding information to England for years, which was then given to Mugabe's forces >Rhodesia is unable to perform a recount of the Prime Minister election under United Nations and England's pressure >Mugabe and his terrorists ZANU party take control over Rhodesia >1980 Republic of Zimbabwe is founded >1990s White Rhodesian Land owners are stripped of their farms and given to Mugabe's officers as war prizes for their support during the Bush War's >The farms are poorly managed and much of the previously well maintained farm land is left to ruin >Mass inflation results and cripples the Zimbabwean dollar >2008 Zimbabwean inflation reaches a peak at 79.6 billion percent >2009 Zimbabwe abandons their currency >2014 Zimbabwe begins the year with the "starving season" which effects 2 million Zimbabweans >2014 China wants Mineral right ownership of resources in Zimbabwe as Collateral for billions of dollars in economic aid to Zimbabwe over the years That's what happened. The greatest economic and agricultural power of Africa was destroyed over political correctness and international pressure. For 2 decades Rhodesia went alone and fought off a communist insurgency. They were an independent nation for 15 years. And they won. Every. Single. Battle. For 15 years. What they lost, was the political war.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/885/200/10e.png "History of Rhodesia, TL, DR edition")
![File: 1597102719402.jpg (131 KB, 1024x924) O Anonymous 08/11/20(Tue)11:52:30 No.520659483 [Reply] > >>520667676 >>520667759 >>520667884 >that kid who made a vidya presentation I hope none of you did this + 79 replies and 20 images omitted. Click here to view. O Anonymous 08/11/20(Tue)13:15:37 No.520667676 ► File: 1576701086883.png (57 KB, 500x486) >>520659483 (OP) I had to take public speaking in college and this one girl gave a presentation about being vegan. Anytime she would present a fact or point this fat Hispanic kid wearing a Zelda hat would scoff and roll his eyes. When her presentation was done he then proceeded to waddle up to the podium for his presentation. This dude gave a full 10 minute speech on why Reddit is the best thing ever. It was quite possibly the most painful thing I've ever sat through in a classroom. Obliterate yourself from existence](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/882/469/8f5.png "Anon goes to Cringefest High")
![Bundesarchiv_Bild_146-2005-0057_Ot .ipg (121 KB, 531x789) google iadb tineye saucenao igdb regex Upload to imaur 00 □ Anonymous噐07/20/13(Sat)21:23:49 No. 12990013 [▼] Otto von Bismarck appears by your bedside one night and wakes you up with a soft whisper. >"What have you done to support the German people today?" He is shirtless. What is your response? [-] Anonymous l | 07/20/13(Sat)21:27:16 No.12990 125 [▼j 1357218437650 ang (4 KB, 222x211) google igdb tin eye saucenao igdb regex Upload to imgur What a stupid question. I surrender of course.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/784/837/2fd.png "2fd.png")
![Anonymous 06/21/15(Sun)07:49:09 No. 1168252 1168257 1168258211682851168293116891311749051176566 Ok, so you ever hear about clownfish? They live in groups with one female and a bunch of males, and when the female dies, one of the males becomes the new female. This is kind of based on that Alternate universe where humans only have one gender, but two main lifecycle stages stage A) Masculine, dominant. Typical big, muscle-y, big d---, big balls, big pecs, built for hunting, fighting, and f------. A's are basically the 'male stage stage B) Submissive and fat- so fat that they can't really move. B's are the stage that is analogous to females; they carry, grow, and bear the young live Here's the basic scenario: humans live in groups of typic ally 4-5, containing one B and the rest A. B is basically immobile, and so must be fed by the A's A's feed themselves normally (plant and animal material ingested orally). To feed the B's, A's engage in two practices: they either get sucked off by the B or they allow the B to suckle from their pecs (from which they lactate a highly nutritious [yet fattening] milk). In this manner, B's only have a liquid diet and one that is so nutritious that they expel only liquid waste, from their penis. Their butt and associated organs function only as reproductive vessels To reproduce, the A's all f--- the B while the B is in 'heat' (that is, a specific time period in which it can begin growing a child), and the resulting child incubates withing the B before being born. Here's the important part: genetic diversity comes from the proportion of semen from each individual A injects into the B, and NONE of it comes from the B For example: Say there are 3 A's (A1, A2, and A3) and a B, and B has a'heat cycle of 1 week. Within the 1 week period, B must be inseminated with X gallons of semen. Assuming the goal is met if Al provides 50% of X A2 provides 20% of X and A3 provides 30% of X, then the resulting offspring will have 50% of Al's DNA, 20% of A2's DNA, and 30% of A3's DNA. (continued) Anonymous 06/21/15(Sun)08:03:10 No. 1168257 >>1168258s >1168293>>1168913>>1174863 >>117490S>>1174949>>1176566 1168252 NONE of the offspring's genetic structure comes from B; B grows the child in its body with its nutrients but cannot pass on any of its genetic code This is important for two reasons 1) The A's in the group are all in competition with each other to see who can f--- B the most, in order to pass on the most of their genetic code. As a bonus, A's produce more semen the more they e--------, so if B's already being f-----, a rival A has an incentive to get blown by B in the mean time 2) Being a B means seceding all chance of passing on your genetic code, so why would B's exist at all? This leads to (imo) the hottest part: All offspring are born as (baby) A's, and are suckled by the B. They grow into adult A's very quickly, at which point they'll either fill a role as an A in the group or seek out another group if the current one is already completely dominated by other A's Now, if a group of A's find themselves without a B (either through death, or just because they all left other groups), one of them will become the new B Since being a B means you no longer can pass on your genetic code, none of them want to be the B; they must fight for it. To become a B, the body of an A must receive specific hormonal signals from the bodies of the other, more dominant A's; if an A is injected with semen in both the mouth and the butt, he will become a B. The process usually occurs after a lengthy, loud (lots of grunting), 4-or-5-way wrestling match. After being successfully injected, the hormones in the injected semen will cause a series of physiological and psychologic al changes that will transform the A into a B -he will lose the will to reproduce himself -his butt becomes a solely reproductive organ -he is spurred to gain tons of weight for the reproductive process, causing him to thirst incessantly for semen and milk from the A's -his prostate swells, to keep him submissive, but he can no longer maintain an erection. I think that's it >> Anonymous 06/21/15(Sun)08:04:19 No.1168258 >>11 1168252 Anyway, my fantasy is to go through this life cycle. I'd probably prefer to lose the A-to-B fight sooner rather than later](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/993/080/13f.png "Meanwhile, in an /hm/ fantasy thread...")
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