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Political Compass: Year 3,000,000 by u/immune-pawn Authoritarian created Edition The Computer Scientist The Dictator The Tyrant >hard times create strong men. strong men create good times. good times create weak men. weak men create hard times. hard times create strong men. strong mẹn create good times. gbod ges create weak men. weakeff areate hard times. hard ice create strong men. stro reh create good times. des create weak men. OHIO >enslaved teens and made them >acts really passionate about communism, doesn't actually care into a militia >failed at convincing his people that he's good >knows that the war will turn in too much >evaporates you if you're not a purebred sapien his favor >is literally a puppet to bigger forces "You will all be equal in the computer" >will probably die of an 'unknown sickness' soon >largest empire in the galaxy >will probably get bored of torturing people and leave >fragile as f--- >unaware that the average reign of people in his position is 9 days ;>doesn't tell anyone what's going on >once the war reaches a certain >wishes he could be the ruler of >knows the anomaly that is Shayne, studied him heavily point, they'll rain down with warfare until they rule everything Ohio >the leader can do whatever he wants, doesn't let corporations get in his way >knows the event is coming very "Guys I'm a god just believe me" Soon >scares every other person in power >injects himself with plasma to ease the pain VieGR TIGN Ereate hard times. The Denier The General The Warrior BERNIE: Ascended BERNIE: ASCENDED The Individual Colonizer The Samurai >is now in the 4th dimension >lets other people on his planet >hides in a tiny system, is starving >ravages small villages because it's tradition >doesn't actually do anything, just telepathically transmits orders >still rambling about healthcare for no money >doesn't think, just kills >ambushes capitalists easily >get near him and he eliminates you from existence >lives far away from his citizens, just wants to build a better society >his doings go unnoticed, no one >has a huge risk of dying in the next 5 days "Uhhh.. I don't know. Turn right?" "No no guys theres no anomalies just acts of god guys we promise" cares >didn't even hear about the war >doesn't even use guns >is the only human capable of instant quantum manipulation >just picked America's side >tons of people will start moving to his planet soon because he was born there >has been fighting for years >knows he isn't great, just thinks the war will end itself >pretty cool, even though he $E slaughters innocents >starting to believe he might lose >lets half of the country die It The Escapist The Slave The Direct Descendant The Faith Loser The Frozen GuvThe Questionable Soldier >is the closest thing to H--- Sapien in 3,000,000 AD >just became desensitized to all the killing, started having fun with it >was a soldier, was annoying >has been in the war since the >works all day and night, never as s--- beginning, slowly realized that there wouldn't be a winner >tried to escape the slaving grounds gets food >thinks we should stop evolving altogether and just stay with the status quo >hates those commie f----, dreams about vaporizing them >he's American property >his entire species is just continuously bought and starved to death, they just repopulate >just wants it to be over soon >was locked in a box filled with |>questionable morals, unclear if he >misses when everything was happy and peaceful >was shot >would rather be on the other water and thrown into the has them at all >during the war, the slave plant breaks down and kills everyone inside side than fight any longer vacuum of space >calls the Drafted a p----, probably spit on his dead body >wishes society could go back to being peaceful and not being controlled by tyrants BORN TO >slowly drifting to the left >has realized that human life has no value FEEL >his entire planet was "F--- WEAKLINGS, vaporized in the war later BLOOD FOR Swishes he lived in a communist country АMERICAAAAA" The Rookie | The Hoper The Calmed The Suspicious The Anti-War The Rider "GUYS STOP THE WAR ITS BAD >joined the war to stop those bigoted scum >he knew that the event was coming. he tried to warn the people. it didn't help. GUYYYSS STOPPPPP GUYS >just doing what he pleases >probably paid by at least one >glad that the revolution started 111111!!!!!! 1111!!111" government official >abides by the law, but doesn't >finally, he's happy. finally, the war will bring a million years of peace. finally. >definitely leaning to the anti-colonization side >kills tons of people, liked by the government secretly but hated by >didn't realize how intense the base his life off it >disappeared for unknown reasons battles were >believes whatever he sees on >has lost the will to care about news stations >we're f-----. we didn't listen. >it has begun. he can raise children in a good environment. there will finally, finally be happiness among worlds. >cries every night the brainwave sender the war >wouldn't be opposed to killing >wakes up every morning in a puddle of piss >won't hang out with the hippie because oganesson is too exciting >just wants to raise a family on a nice space farm officials either >thinks the war is just an >having a good time now opportunity for more murdering >almost definitely a sociopath >misses his parents The Cybernetic Sex Slime The Hippie The Drafted The Parasite The Red Thing The American 'President' >transmits sexual pleasure equally telepathically >knows that the U.S already owns over 10,000 galaxies, just profits off them >would much rather be fighting >no longer in need of a material form >emerged on Planet X >hates the war, doesn't even know why it's happening for the anti-colonizers >feeds off of sex slimes >extremely greedy >doesn't realize that he's a huge target for parasites >has ascended past the realm of human knowledge >just turned 14 >has seen some s---, bad s--- >knows that capitalism won't fail now >can't move "NOO00O!! I NEED TO BE ABLE TO >just wants to go home >vibrates in all 12 dimensions >doesn't kill people, yet SMOKE OGANESSON DAILY!!!!" >completely zen about the war, >horny 24/7 >thinks he's gonna live forever, will probably die from malnutrition >is contemplating shooting his own allies >cannot be measured or seen knows he'll win >hates his parents, even though they heavily care for him >doesn't care about all the bloodshed he's causing, just glad that he's the richest in the galaxy >he's behind you.... he's >just a nuisance zhas never shot anyone yet, will probably be killed behind all of us. >just wants to quantum jump away from the Milky Way >probably owns sex slaves The Radical The Teen The Galactic Terrorist The Rampager The Weirdo Soldier The Cluster Owner >didn't even know that the war was going on until his building was attacked >knew way, way too much >just came onto the battlefield one day >doesn't care much about the >thinks he's saving the world, literally helps nothing >he was p----- at his government, so he fought back hard war, just murders capitalists >smartest man ever >bought a militia >said his name was Shayne Bloomington "Oh yeaaah??? Well I uploaded a mad paragraph to the Brainwave Sender, what have you done to help?" >will do anything to protect his ideology >was definitely a sociopath >killed everyone on his planet, was never caught >thinks America is the only good place >despises anyone outside of his position, cares only about his >Americans are glad he's dead, >American hero >purchases Star Clusters from' >just disappeared one day, said something about the computer some think he's an American hero >thinks he's a radical >glad he did it, no regrets the President commune >one day he just started murdering everyone he saw >got an immortality chip because it was trendy >is converting commie matter into plasma on sight >oh yeah, he killed himself >was probably immortal >secretly likes colonization >at least he died happy >Shayne who tf are you >plasma converter gun go BRRRRRAAAAPPP BRRR EEEEEE HBBBRRRRR Libertarian Left Right

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